incorrect quotes • days union

By sectornocturne

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1•great doesn't know what a breakfast burrito is
2•is soup a drink?
3•crunchy conditioner
4•too young for discord
5•microwaved cereal
6•what the fuck
8•scary and his tin foil
9•is lava wet?
10•a bitch living lavish
11•all odd numbers have an e in them
12•great doesn't know what a quesadilla is
13•macabre tries teaching kids
14•scarys wife
15•rain
16•emotionless sells his bath water
17•wifi password
18•placid's wish
19•communist detected
20•placid annoys practical
21•rejected 27 times
22•these are called chips?
23•unpredictable goes flying
24•great steals horrid's kidney
25•is that seat taken?
26•evil
27•psychic
28•let them be lesbians
29•brutus's parents
30•funeral
31•dead parents
32•babysitting
33•stand up comedy
34•push up pop
35•historians when
36•babies
37•truth or dare
38• keyboard
what if
fuck
what
39•vine
40•fly high kasimir 🕊
41•candy crush
42•poor
43•mcdonalds
44•screw you guys (affectionate)
45•omg she did it guys !!
46•i dont fucking know anymore just get your food
47•daycare
48•banger post guys!!
49•du doctors have a meeting (not really)
50•bedtime
51•water
52•sunflowers
53•joyous and ethereal content foams at mouth
54•the red head is going to hell the fastest
55•dates
56•don't even know what to title this lmao
57•average kasimir and zemin argument
58•money
59•depressed
60•how far is a lightyear?
61•satire
62•birthday
63•men supporting men 🤩
64•sunrise president moment
why im leaving wattpad/du
65•bro went in for the kill
66•i've fucking had it with you
67•todays the day.
68•weez
69•coping

7•onions

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Great:I cannot think of a single case where the onions make the food better

Horrid:Go fuck yourself

Great:I'm right

Horrid:You're never right,especially not now

Scary:I personally don't like onions

Scary:All it does is make perfectly fine food taste bad

Horrid:All you do is make my perfectly good day bad

Scary:WH-

Scary:..Good!

Horrid:Regular cheese pizza with green peppers and white onion as the topping?Nutted

Great:Whats the opposite of nutting?

Horrid:THATS LITERALLY THE BEST PIZZA COMBO EVER

Great:I feel like attacking you

Horrid:A burger with regular toppings and you throw in some red onion?Fuck yeah

Scary:Don't know about that one chief

Horrid:WHAT DO YOU PUT IN YOUR FOOD THEN?

Scary:...Anything but onion

Horrid:Alright but just a little disclaimer,onion in stuff like salads tastes like shit.Onion rings also aren't good

Great:Onion rings suck ass,but what about cucumbers?

Horrid:Cucumber sucks

Horrid:Just adding onions,carrots,croutons,or ranch dressing in a salad immediately makes it a bad salad

Horrid:Carrots are nice,just not in salads

Great:Well I can agree with that

Horrid:If you put ranch dressing in your salad then you actually disgust me

Great:I don't actually

Horrid:Well then your safe on that count

Benevolent:Shut up

Benevolent:Both onion AND ranch are good!

Great:EVIL

Horrid:WRONG

Scary:I went to go get some Doritos,what the hell is happening now-

Benevolent:Carrots are also good too!

Benevolent:I can't believe y'all don't have taste

Great:You are NOT one to judge CONDITIONER CRONCHER

Benevolent:SHUT UP THAT WAS FOUR CHAPTERS AGO AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE

Benevolent:But imagine just eating plain salad

Horrid:THEIR ARE DRESSINGS OTHER THAN RANCH

Horrid:LITERALLY ANY OTHER DRESSING IS BETTER

Horrid:Carrots are good just not on salad.They're not bad but but it's usually a sign of a boring or overall bad salad

Benevolent:Ranch makes any salad perfect

Benevolent:Even a salad with carrots

Horrid:You are disgusting

Horrid:No one will EVER love you,you filthy ranch loving bitch

Benevolent:You didn't have to make it personal

Great:We aren't having dinner together

Horrid:Yeah cause you all have shit taste

Horrid:I'll be fine dining and you children will be chowing down on Kids Cuisine since you can't handle big kid food like onions or mint

Benevolent:If I cooked you Mexican food,which is highly based on tomatoes,would you eat it?

Horrid:MEXICAN FOOD FUCKS SO HARD

Horrid:I don't like tomato though

Benevolent:Final-

Benevolent:WHAT?!

Scary:FUCK YOU,YOU TOMATO HATING BITCH

Horrid:You can't be serious

Horrid:Tomato?TOMATO??

Benevolent:TOMATO IS GOOD

Horrid:Look,salsa?Good.Ketchup?Great.Pasta And pizza sauce?Amazing!But just plain ass tomato?Disgusting

Great:You got a point there

Benevolent:Great,the question still remains,how could one hate onions?

Great:Because it tastes like shit

Horrid:How do you know what shit tastes like?Oh yeah,it's because you eat almonds

Great:I-

Scary:Onions take over everything they touch

Benevolent:They bring flavor to any food

Great:Flavor of what?Piss?

Horrid:Of course you'd know what piss tastes like,almond eater

Horrid:Imagine thinking almonds adds any substance to anything instead of subtracting from the food

Scary:Have you ever had chocolate almond milk?

Horrid:I haven't

Scary:Well then fuck you

Horrid:..You milk those almonds?

Benevolent:Milking those nuts-

Scary:I WAS A GODDAMN BARISTA SHUT UP

Benevolent:I wanted to be a barista

Great:Well you lost all your qualifications for being one

Benevolent:WHAT QUALIFICATIONS??

Great:Liking onions

Scary:Hating nuts

Horrid:Mint hater

Benevolent:

Horrid:Imagine thinking mint ice cream is bad,COULDN'T BE ME

Benevolent:It's weird and boring

Horrid:I don't care,you're still a pussy

Scary:I once squirted a whole pump of Starbucks peppermint syrup into my mouth and thought I was having a stroke

Horrid:That sounds heavenly

Benevolent:Not really

Great:Shut up,onion lover

Scary:This is a class system

Horrid:Only royalty likes onions

Great:WRONG

Great:It goes,rich,middle class,working class,onion lover

Scary:I've never been poor a day in my life,I only eat kings

Benevolent:Disgusting

Horrid:Of course Great hates poor people

Horrid:Associating something he think is bad with lower class.What a pig

Great:WHAT-

Great:Fine,what about..

Great:Move onion lovers to the top..BUT rich people suck

Horrid:Hell yeah,we living like royalty

Scary:Have fun hogging all the wealth and being hated by society

Horrid:Don't care.I get onions now AND I get enough money to hire a hit man to kill you

Scary:Can't you just tell one of your operatives to assassinate me?

Scary:

Scary:WAIT NO.FORGET WHAT I SAID

Horrid:I will use my power to make having bad taste illegal

Great:So you're an outlaw?

Benevolent:So mint is punishable by law huh?

Scary:You tomato hating,onion loving bitch

Horrid:I WILL TEAR YOU ALL LIMB FROM LIMB

Horrid:You know what?I hope we do get dinner together

Horrid:SO I CAN PUNCH YOU ALL IN THE BALLS

Emotionless:I just wanted to take a break

Emotionless:What the fuck is happening now-

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