Great:I cannot think of a single case where the onions make the food better
Horrid:Go fuck yourself
Great:I'm right
Horrid:You're never right,especially not now
Scary:I personally don't like onions
Scary:All it does is make perfectly fine food taste bad
Horrid:All you do is make my perfectly good day bad
Scary:WH-
Scary:..Good!
Horrid:Regular cheese pizza with green peppers and white onion as the topping?Nutted
Great:Whats the opposite of nutting?
Horrid:THATS LITERALLY THE BEST PIZZA COMBO EVER
Great:I feel like attacking you
Horrid:A burger with regular toppings and you throw in some red onion?Fuck yeah
Scary:Don't know about that one chief
Horrid:WHAT DO YOU PUT IN YOUR FOOD THEN?
Scary:...Anything but onion
Horrid:Alright but just a little disclaimer,onion in stuff like salads tastes like shit.Onion rings also aren't good
Great:Onion rings suck ass,but what about cucumbers?
Horrid:Cucumber sucks
Horrid:Just adding onions,carrots,croutons,or ranch dressing in a salad immediately makes it a bad salad
Horrid:Carrots are nice,just not in salads
Great:Well I can agree with that
Horrid:If you put ranch dressing in your salad then you actually disgust me
Great:I don't actually
Horrid:Well then your safe on that count
Benevolent:Shut up
Benevolent:Both onion AND ranch are good!
Great:EVIL
Horrid:WRONG
Scary:I went to go get some Doritos,what the hell is happening now-
Benevolent:Carrots are also good too!
Benevolent:I can't believe y'all don't have taste
Great:You are NOT one to judge CONDITIONER CRONCHER
Benevolent:SHUT UP THAT WAS FOUR CHAPTERS AGO AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE
Benevolent:But imagine just eating plain salad
Horrid:THEIR ARE DRESSINGS OTHER THAN RANCH
Horrid:LITERALLY ANY OTHER DRESSING IS BETTER
Horrid:Carrots are good just not on salad.They're not bad but but it's usually a sign of a boring or overall bad salad
Benevolent:Ranch makes any salad perfect
Benevolent:Even a salad with carrots
Horrid:You are disgusting
Horrid:No one will EVER love you,you filthy ranch loving bitch
Benevolent:You didn't have to make it personal
Great:We aren't having dinner together
Horrid:Yeah cause you all have shit taste
Horrid:I'll be fine dining and you children will be chowing down on Kids Cuisine since you can't handle big kid food like onions or mint
Benevolent:If I cooked you Mexican food,which is highly based on tomatoes,would you eat it?
Horrid:MEXICAN FOOD FUCKS SO HARD
Horrid:I don't like tomato though
Benevolent:Final-
Benevolent:WHAT?!
Scary:FUCK YOU,YOU TOMATO HATING BITCH
Horrid:You can't be serious
Horrid:Tomato?TOMATO??
Benevolent:TOMATO IS GOOD
Horrid:Look,salsa?Good.Ketchup?Great.Pasta And pizza sauce?Amazing!But just plain ass tomato?Disgusting
Great:You got a point there
Benevolent:Great,the question still remains,how could one hate onions?
Great:Because it tastes like shit
Horrid:How do you know what shit tastes like?Oh yeah,it's because you eat almonds
Great:I-
Scary:Onions take over everything they touch
Benevolent:They bring flavor to any food
Great:Flavor of what?Piss?
Horrid:Of course you'd know what piss tastes like,almond eater
Horrid:Imagine thinking almonds adds any substance to anything instead of subtracting from the food
Scary:Have you ever had chocolate almond milk?
Horrid:I haven't
Scary:Well then fuck you
Horrid:..You milk those almonds?
Benevolent:Milking those nuts-
Scary:I WAS A GODDAMN BARISTA SHUT UP
Benevolent:I wanted to be a barista
Great:Well you lost all your qualifications for being one
Benevolent:WHAT QUALIFICATIONS??
Great:Liking onions
Scary:Hating nuts
Horrid:Mint hater
Benevolent:
Horrid:Imagine thinking mint ice cream is bad,COULDN'T BE ME
Benevolent:It's weird and boring
Horrid:I don't care,you're still a pussy
Scary:I once squirted a whole pump of Starbucks peppermint syrup into my mouth and thought I was having a stroke
Horrid:That sounds heavenly
Benevolent:Not really
Great:Shut up,onion lover
Scary:This is a class system
Horrid:Only royalty likes onions
Great:WRONG
Great:It goes,rich,middle class,working class,onion lover
Scary:I've never been poor a day in my life,I only eat kings
Benevolent:Disgusting
Horrid:Of course Great hates poor people
Horrid:Associating something he think is bad with lower class.What a pig
Great:WHAT-
Great:Fine,what about..
Great:Move onion lovers to the top..BUT rich people suck
Horrid:Hell yeah,we living like royalty
Scary:Have fun hogging all the wealth and being hated by society
Horrid:Don't care.I get onions now AND I get enough money to hire a hit man to kill you
Scary:Can't you just tell one of your operatives to assassinate me?
Scary:
Scary:WAIT NO.FORGET WHAT I SAID
Horrid:I will use my power to make having bad taste illegal
Great:So you're an outlaw?
Benevolent:So mint is punishable by law huh?
Scary:You tomato hating,onion loving bitch
Horrid:I WILL TEAR YOU ALL LIMB FROM LIMB
Horrid:You know what?I hope we do get dinner together
Horrid:SO I CAN PUNCH YOU ALL IN THE BALLS
Emotionless:I just wanted to take a break
Emotionless:What the fuck is happening now-