Uraraka: anyone alive?
Mina: Roger roger
Koda: Good morning Uraraka!
Mineta: sup fuckers
ProblemChild: w h a t
IcyHot: son of a bitch-
Bakugou: @Aizawa im gonna kill Mineta
Aizawa: fuck you, obey the law
Bakugou: youre like 30
Aizawa: we both know thats not what i meant
Nezu: i am dropping a metal pipe on Mineta and no one can stop me
Midnight: why is nezu losing his marbles laughing like a psycho?
Aizawa: read back
ProblemChild: how did you even come back to life
Mineta: some guy with a black skull mask and black metal plates around his neck repaired my entire body from the tiniest bit of my DNA he had
IcyHot: how the fuck-
Nezu: YAGI
All Might has added StickUpMyAss
(This is the police guy that knows about OFA)
All Might: where the fuck is all for one
StickUpMyAss: tartarus, why do you ask
All Might: he brought back a dead student of 1-A but hes supposedly in jail
StickUpMyAss: wait w h a t
Sero: someone tell me why all might just headed for a hospital, and a bunch of pro heroes suddenly showed up at UA's barrier
ProblemChild: I get a feeling I know what all might is trying to do
Aizawa: we planned to do this later but if AFO isnt in prison this could end horribly, hes going to have Eri rewind him by 15-20 years
ProblemChild: im going to the hospital
Aizawa: wait why- oh right
Yagi and Izuku DMs
Izuku: im coming to give back one for all
Yagi: I'll be in eri's room
1-A group chat
Bakugou: we never have one day of peace I swear to god
Time skip - 4 hours
Summary: AFO got clapped since he was crippled and all might was in his prime once again, Eri had to focus really hard not to lose control and she almost slipped up
All Might changed his name to PrimeMight
PrimeMight: i forgot how I looked like in my prime, at least I have my muscles back and my lung and stomach are too
Sero: im stupid so elaborate for me pls
PrimeMight: after my first battle with all for one my health rapidly deteriorated thanks to a really bad injury, and I eventually lost all of my muscular mass
Sero: wait technically speaking you were thinner than midoriya and can still handle the full force of your strength which can rival midoriya, how does your body not shatter
PrimeMight: as a side effect of my quirk I transform back into my muscle form which can handle all the power
PrimeMight: but now that I'm back in my prime I don't really need to use my strength enhance quirk at such destructive levels anymore
PrimeMight: heck, young midoriya could go 45% of his quirk and probably clap my weakened 100%
Inko: Would that explain the notes in his hero quirk analysis notebook series saying you probably had an injury?
PrimeMight: w h a t
Bakugou: the nerd is practically a prodigy in the quirk analysis study, he can make top analysts shit their pants since he was and still is insanely detailed about it from a young age, and he got everything down, including weaknesses and ways to improve and such
Bakugou: if villains got his notebooks it would spell chaos for a lot of pro heroes
Aizawa: what does he have on me, I'm curious
Inko: he says the more you use your quirk repetitively, the shorter you can maintain it each time, and that it places a lot of strain and causes dryness in your eyes
Aizawa: im certain he got that from the USJ accident, i very rarely use my quirk that many times
Inko: its fit for short battles, which is why hand to hand experts are your biggest weaknesses, they can hold their own against you long enough for your quirk to be practically unusable
Aizawa: god that kid gives me grey hairs
ProblemChild: yo, the league of villains want in on the group chat
PrimeMight: WHAT
Aizawa: whats in it for us
ProblemChild: they offered a beaten-up endeavor, since they know killing him would get them thrown into jail making their efforts pointless
ProblemChild: theyre also pretty chill when they aren't trying to kill us
Aizawa: i want him dead but I suppose they have a fair point, also I need proof before they can be let in
ProblemChild: lolhegotbeatenupbad.jpg
Inko: saved
Aizawa: add them in
ProblemChild added Disintegrate, TwoFace, ICraveBlood, LoVDad, ChickenNugget, FakeStain and AllForOne
PrimeMight: no one said anything about all for one
AllForOne: That's harsh coming from you, All Might.
Iida: WHAT THE FUCK
Bakugou: Stick up ass boy swore, what caused it
Uraraka: Deku added the entire LoV and All for One
Bakugou: youre getting beaten up tonight
ProblemChild: wait no
Bakugou: prepare to get beaten up
Kirishima: my dorm is next to Bakubro and suddenly its cold right outside
IcyHot: whoops
Kaminari: i found bakugou frozen in ice
Inko: glad I don't need to interrupt anymore
IcyHot: im still not freeing him, let the ice thaw off on its own.
Kirishima: todoroki p l e a s e let the pomeranian go
IcyHot: no
Midnight: @Mina ship updates now.
Mina: mido and todoroki are a thing
Midnight: who asked first
Mina: Mido did
Midnight: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
Ectoplasm: fuck you midoriya
Present Mic: WHAT
Snipe: I WAS BETTING ON THE TODOROKI KID
Nezu: im gonna blast my brains out
Aizawa: hand over the money bitches
ProblemChild: ???
Aizawa: some of the staff bet on who would ask the other out, everyone bet on todoroki except for me
USJ_PTSD: why was I not invited
Aizawa: you were losing your sanity about the USJ accident
ProblemChild: ARE YOU OKAY THIRTEEN
USJ_PTSD: yeah im fine
Aizawa: not mentally that's for sure
Kirishima: do you have any shirtless deku pics, todobroki?
IcyHot: never again call me that, and yes I do
AllForOne: I- How did we go from adding the LoV to this?
Disintegrate: who tf knows
LoVDad: better if we just read them
TwoFace: I agree
TwoFace: I DO NOT
AllForOne: ???
Disintegrate: He has a split personality
AllForOne: Oh.
LoVDad: anyone here fathers 1-A?
Aizawa: i do, and they give me grey hairs
LoVDad: I can relate, dad talk over tea?
Aizawa: yeah sure
Present Mic: I am worried
Nezu: i know kurogiri's real identity and lets just say if eraser knew he would literally hunt all for one down and try to kill him
Nezu: keyword 'try', he'd most likely fail
Mineta: stop ignoring me
Aizawa: SUFFER.