12:00 AM
HOGWARTS HOES
SMART ONE:
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONEE
ZAMBONI:
happy christmas you tossers
SNOTTY:
HAPPY CHRISTMAS!
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
happy christmas guys!! <3
FAKE BLONDE:
happy christmas
MAIN BITCH:
ayeeee happy christmas everyoneee
SNOTTY:
open your presents!
i hope y'all like what i got you 🥺
MAIN BITCH:
oh let's go in order then
everyone open theo's gift first
SNOTTY:
ahhhh my anxiety 🙈
ZAMBONI:
ahh dude this is sick!
thanks fucker
FAKE BLONDE:
this is nice
i'm glad it's not another joke gift
from the weasleys shop
ZAMBONI:
lmao yeah remember when he gave you a ferret?
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
LOL
but theo UGH 🥺🥺
i literally hate you
FAKE BLONDE:
stfu we don't talk about that
SMART ONE:
thanks theo!
i'm gonna hang the painting in my room
SNOTTY:
do you like it? @mauve 🥺
ZAMBONI:
fuck i got him a painting too
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
I LOVE IT 😭
it's so prettyyyy. i'm never taking it off
thank youuu!
FAKE BLONDE:
shit same
MAIN BITCH:
AWE THEO
THIS IS SO CUTE TY
SNOTTY:
😌😌
SMART ONE:
fuck theo what did you get them?
my gift is gonna look so lame now 😭
SNOTTY:
that's a secret i'll never tell
you know you hate me,
xoxo,
theo
SMART ONE:
who goes next?
SNOTTY:
oh lemme pick!
blaise you go
ZAMBONI:
aight
well i got the girls this charm thing
mauve got a bird because she's always
watching the sky like a weirdo.
and alyssa got a feather because it reminded me of
the one time she was dumb and asked for a quill at 6AM.
SMART ONE:
LMAO
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
blaise, it's so cute
thank you!!!
MAIN BITCH:
i can't believe i'm going to say this,
but it's actually beautiful.
thank you, blaise
ZAMBONI:
yeah yeah whatever
SNOTTY:
anyone else catch that first name use?
SMART ONE:
mhm
FAKE BLONDE:
hello? you have three more friends 😔
MAIN BITCH:
LMFAO
ZAMBONI:
stfu you tossers
i got theo and fin a muggle movie set
and fin got a painting too
and draco got a couple muggle books
because i know he secretly likes them
FAKE BLONDE:
STFU MY REPUTATION
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
lol your reputation is GONE draco
SMART ONE:
THEO WHICH DID YOU GET?
ZAMBONI:
you both got different sets
SNOTTY:
FUCK YEAH
MOVIE MARATHON TMR FIN
SMART ONE:
YOU BET
THANKS BLAISE
SNOTTY:
THANK YOU BLAISY BABY
ZAMBONI:
don't call me that
anyways, alyssa can go next
MAIN BITCH:
ahhh okok
so i got theo a projector for his movies
and fin has a mini popcorn thing
draco and blaise were kind of hard to buy for,
so i got them a "bad boy's guide to highschool" book LOL
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
LMFAO
FAKE BLONDE
👁👄👁
ZAMBONI:
...
so you think we're bad boys? 🙈
SMART ONE:
you lot are so soft inside don't even
FAKE BLONDE:
who tf are you calling soft, einar?
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
draco you are soft don't lie
FAKE BLONDE:
i do not get soft 😤
SNOTTY:
he's such a softie
BUT THANK YOU LYSS
fin and i will use this tmr 😋
SMART ONE:
yes we will
thank you lyss!
ZAMBONI:
thanks alyssa
FAKE BLONDE:
^ thanks
MAIN BITCH:
you're welcome :)
and my very best friend got a more sentimental gift
which i will not reveal in this chat
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
thank you sm lyss 🥺
i look at it all later
ily bitch
MAIN BITCH:
ily more bitch
anyways, fin go!
SMART ONE:
ahhh fuck
okay i got this candle for mauve that ik will annoy the fuck out of her so i gave her some chocolates too
SNOTTY:
why would it annoy the fuck out of her?
FAKE BLONDE:
did you enchant it or something?
SMART ONE:
well no
it's a vanilla scent but there's uh..
something else in it too
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
FIN YOU BITCH 😭
MY WHOLE ROOM REEKS OF HIM NOW
ZAMBONI:
lol what?
MAIN BITCH:
FIN YOU DIDNT LMAO
SMART ONE:
BUT I DID!
MAIN BITCH:
DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH 😭
SNOTTY:
omg wait what did he put..
i have a hunch but would he really?
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
he put amortentia in it 😭
ZAMBONI:
oh shit HAHA
FAKE BLONDE:
what does it smell like though 🤭
SNOTTY:
JSKAJSJA
ZAMBONI:
@draco asking the real questions
SMART ONE:
WELL NO
technically i bought it like that
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
smh i hate you
but thanks i guess
SMART ONE:
stfu i know you like that smell
MAIN BITCH:
i mean he's not lyinggg
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
STOP EXPOSING ME YALL
FAKE BLONDE:
LMFAO
well now we're all gonna smell something
different when we go to mauve's room
ZAMBONI:
but not all of us go to mauve's room 👀
FAKE BLONDE:
stfu
finley continue
MAIN BITCH:
i-
SMART ONE:
anywhoo
alyssa got some sparkly hair things that my
mom said she'd probably like and some chocolate
my ride or die theo got t-shirts of the show
he's obsessed with
blaise got a pin for his leather jacket that says "i'm a bad bitch you can't kill me"
and draco got.. uhm some chocolate haha
ZAMBONI:
LMAO
i actually love this pin, thanks bro
i'm a certified bad bitch now
MAIN BITCH:
HAHAHA
thank you! it's very pretty!!
FAKE BLONDE:
you fucking liar
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
LOL I KNEW FIN'S TEXT WAS SUS
ZAMBONI:
what'd you get?
SMART ONE:
haha... draco we're friends right?
SNOTTY:
you better hope so LMAO
also thank you for the t-shirts 🥺
i'm gonna wear it under my uniform
FAKE BLONE:
first of all,
he got me blonde hair dye.
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
LMFAO DKM
MAIN BITCH:
FINLEY YOU DID NOT 😭
SNOTTY:
i meaaan
aren't you running out though?
ZAMBONI:
HDJSNSJS
FAKE BLONDE:
STFU IM A NATURAL BLONDE
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
is that even blonde though-
SNOTTY:
MAUVE LMAO
FAKE BLONDE:
AND THATS NOT ALL
THERE'S A NOTE THAT SAYS
"FOR YOUR TOUCH-UPS B/C
YOUR ROOTS ARE SHOWING"
ZAMBONI:
FINLEY IS BOLD TODAY
MAIN BITCH:
LMFAOOO
SMART ONE:
hahahahaha hope you like it! ❤️
SNOTTY:
😭😭
ZAMBONI:
y'all let's move on before
i get a stomachache from laughing
FAKE BLONDE:
and why tf did you douse it in
mauve's perfume?
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
wh-
fin why do you have my perfume? 😳
SMART ONE:
i dont-
MAIN BITCH:
WAIT
THEO PM LMFAO
SNOTTY:
wh-
okay???
FAKE BLONDE:
why does it smell like her then?
SMART ONE:
oh maybe i dropped some idk
mb lolll
anyways mauve, you're next
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
okay sick
i gave my man theo an autographed
poster of a famous muggle he loves.
fin got this book about wizard artists and cartoon socks.
i gave blaise earrings because i think he'd look
badass with them on 😙✌️
SNOTTY:
i'm going to ✨faint✨
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
pls do not make out with the poster theo
MAIN BITCH:
👁👄👁
ZAMBONI:
CURRENTLY WASHING MY EYES
but i will get my ears pierced just for this,
i defo will look more badass. thanks, mauve! 🥵
SNOTTY:
MAUVE. i love you so fucking much.
not more than the poster,
but HOLY SHIT THANK YOU 😭
SMART ONE:
these are the only socks i will wear now
thanks mavy 😌
FAKE BLONDE:
don't let dobby take those 😳
SMART ONE:
bitch dobby couldn't pull it off
if he tried
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
stfu i stan king dobby
dobby deserves rights 🥺❤️
ZAMBONI:
... wtf
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
anywaysss
my bestest friend got the coolest gift,
and i gave draco a book about potions and black/silver ring because he starting wearing rings recently and i think would look way badass if he wore more than one
MAIN BITCH:
I LOVE YOU AHH
thank you babes
we have to meet up this week 😭
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
you're welcome!!
& for sureee
SMART ONE:
damn sis rlly called draco attractive
FAKE BLOND:
i don't blame her
😏😏
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
stfu no i did not
like i did with blaise, i said he'd look badass
SNOTTY:
don't you like badass guys?
ZAMBONI:
ew
SMART ONE:
LMFAO
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
no omg
FAKE BLONDE:
i like this a lot,
thank you mauve
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i'm glad 🥺🥺
SNOTTY:
...
the fucking TENSIONNNNN
MAIN BITCH:
theo has no chill
SMART ONE:
anyways, draco your turn
FAKE BLONDE:
finley got a painting and some paint,
alyssa got a memory ball,
blaise got a new bat for quidditch,
theo got a blanket with finley's face on it,
mauve got jewelry
MAIN BITCH:
i think it's cool lol
i've never had one of these before, ty!!
ZAMBONI:
i think he got it for u because
u forget what day it is
SNOTTY:
😭😭😭
i feel slightly creepy for liking the gift
SMART ONE:
DJISANKA
MAIN BITCH:
fuck😃you😃
SMART ONE:
theo are u like.. obsessed with me? 🥵
ZAMBONI:
thanks for the bat, mate
SNOTTY:
only if you're obsessed with me too 🙈
FAKE BLONDE:
what the fuck
SMART ONE:
anyways, thank you draco!
SNOTTY:
thanks daddy malfoy 🥰
MAIN BITCH:
THEO LMAO
FAKE BLONDE:
please NEVER call me that again
SMART ONE:
anyways where did @mauve go?
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
🥺🥺🥺
SNOTTY:
oh there she is
SMART ONE:
someone remind me to text mauve later
MAIN BITCH:
lolol okay
send screenshots after 🤭
SNOTTY:
^
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
DRACO MALFOY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
SMART ONE:
uh oh
ZAMBONI:
i don't think this is an uh oh moment
she used 🥺
SNOTTY:
😳
FAKE BLONDE:
... yes?
it's jewelry, mauve
MAIN BITCH:
lolol
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
@draco pm right now.
ZAMBONI:
tbh i'm feeling the tension rn
SNOTTY:
SEEEE