3:31 PM
HOGWARTS HOES
SNOTTY:
last class before christmas break just finished 🥺
ZAMBONI:
don't get fucking mushy rn theo
SNOTTY:
well that's too late!
i'm glad we're all friends
and i'm thankful for you motherfuckers
FAKE BLONDE:
you're such a tosser theo
SMART ONE:
awwww guys don't be mean
i'm thankful for u too theo!
SNOTTY:
not u though
MAIN BITCH:
LMAO WHAT
ZAMBONI:
sheesh. that's harsh
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
😭😭
SMART ONE:
:(((((((((
SNOTTY:
LOL i'm kidding
i only stan fin 😌
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
hey what about me?
SNOTTY:
i'll stan u once u confess to ur crush
MAIN BITCH:
I CHOKED
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
nvm
ZAMBONI:
LOL
@mauve are u ever gonna tell us
it's been so longgg
FAKE BLONDE:
^^
i'm starting to believe he's imaginary
MAIN BITCH:
LMFAO
he's real
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
I WILL I PROMISE
eventually
SNOTTY:
are you sure he's real?
kind of fake to me
SMART ONE:
damn ok theo
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
he is real
maybe not his hair tho 🤭
MAIN BITCH:
BOLD BOLD BOLD
once they know it's over
SNOTTY:
WHERES THE LIE LMFAO
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i know 😔
ZAMBONI:
@mauve i have a proposal
SMART ONE:
a proposal? 😳
SNOTTY:
bro she likes someone already, chill 😳
ZAMBONI:
stfu not that kind dumbass
how about u tell me and draco who u like
as our christmas present?
MAIN BITCH:
what type of proposal-
SMART ONE:
she's not gonna take it
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
nope
nice attempt though, 10/10
FAKE BLONDE:
woah woah woah hold on a minute
don't we get a chance to make a compromise?
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
what type of compromise?
FAKE BLONDE:
like how about you tell us one
thing about him instead of his name?
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
hmmm
i'm listening
like what?
FAKE BLONDE:
uhhhh
idk i didn't think we'd get this far
SMART ONE:
is this the big moment 😳
MAIN BITCH:
probably not @finley
ZAMBONI:
OH I KNOW
his house
FAKE BLONDE:
oh yeah yeah
tell us his house as a gift? 🥺
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i already have gifts for you guys lol
but let me ask the council
ZAMBONI:
what council?
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
@finley @alyssa @theo,
should i accept? what do you think council?
MAIN BITCH:
i think you should go for it sis
SNOTTY:
same
they're daft, they won't figure it out
SMART ONE:
are we sure though?
what if they question everyone?
SNOTTY:
question everyone and ask what? 😭
"HEY ARE YOU MAUVE'S CRUSH?"
the guy doesn't even know she likes him
SMART ONE:
that's true
i think it's safe
ZAMBONI:
they know we're still here right?
FAKE BLONDE:
i think that's the point
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
okay based on the council,
i agree
ZAMBONI:
WAIT FR?
look at us draco, ducking detectives
SMART ONE:
ducking
ZAMBONI:
don't TEST me, fin
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
yeah
on one condition
FAKE BLONDE:
sure what is it?
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
you can't go around the house searching for them
ZAMBONI:
wdym?
MAIN BITCH:
i think she means like you can't
question people who are in the house
ZAMBONI:
damn suck the fun out of everything ig
FAKE BLONDE:
deal
ZAMBONI:
wtf? we didn't even discuss? 😭
SNOTTY:
LOL
someone's eager
FAKE BLONDE:
mauve what house?
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
shit lol
just to remind you;
you can't question anyone! got it?
FAKE BLONDE:
yeah yeah
SMART ONE:
what do you think their reactions are gonna be?
MAIN BITCH:
tbh idek
that's why this is so interesting
SNOTTY:
i literally have no clue either
and i grew up with them
FAKE BLONDE:
soooo what house?
ZAMBONI:
imagine him being a fucking hufflepuff lmfao
MAIN BITCH:
-_-
ZAMBONI:
oh right-
FAKE BLONDE:
or a gryffindor 😭
SNOTTY:
well you're in for a treat lol
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
damn you guys are so judgemental
luckily it's your house so 😳
FAKE BLONDE:
WHAT
ZAMBONI:
LMAO STFU
FAKE BLONDE:
ARE YOU SERIOUS
WHO TF
ZAMBONI:
that's actually funny though
it was literally under our noses this whole time
FAKE BLONDE:
HES A SLYTHERIN?
IN OUR YEAR?
SMART ONE:
lmao this is so funny
SNOTTY:
so how was everyone's day?
MAIN BITCH:
eh
we're all leaving tomorrow lol
FAKE BLONDE:
MEANING HES HERE
IN THIS VICINITY
SMART ONE:
lowkey i'll miss y'all 🥺
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
well idk where he is rn,
but i'm assuming so, yes
MAIN BITCH:
you all better write 😭
FAKE BLONDE:
I COULD HAVE WALKED BY HIM IN THE HALLS
ZAMBONI:
or in the common room bro
SNOTTY:
why would we write when we have the gc lmfao
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
well y'all better textttt
FAKE BLONDE:
OR IN THE FUCKING COMMON ROOM
I HAVE ALL MY CLASSES WITH HIM
BECAUSE HES A SLYTHERIN
SMART ONE:
ofc ofc!
SNOTTY:
i need daily updates on what y'all are up to
ZAMBONI:
assuming he's in our year
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
yes he is
ZAMBONI:
oh cool
FAKE BLONDE:
WHATTHEFUCK
SMART ONE:
i find it crazy how he's still reacting
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
😭😭
MAIN BITCH:
me too
zabini got over it pretty quickly
ZAMBONI:
eh
i'm curious but i don't rlly care at the same time
FAKE BLONDE:
and THEO KNEW?
SNOTTY:
mhm
LMAO they're like analyzing everyone
KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
LMFAO
MAIN BITCH:
i can imagine that 😭