i wrote this on Kiri's birthday i just forgot to publish it
veggietales:
explosive diarrhea: 😐
veggietales: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRISHIMA
therock: thank ya thank ya💅😋
explosive diarrhea: ur late deku
veggietales: 😐
creative mode: happy birthday!!
therock:
author: happy b-day kiripima
wendys241: i have a gift for you.
mama iida: oh no
sleep: LMAOAKAK
wendys241: Do you wish you could punish shitty parents or people in general
veggietales: Yes.
explosive diarrhea: if i had shitty parents than yes.
wendys241: well I HAVE the perfect gift for you. Kirishima.
therock: 😳
pikachu: kinda scared.
wendys241: get yourself an Izuku. certified murderer. Will put people in there place if need be.
wendys241: comes in one style but it's the best style! First come first serve!!!
veggietales: 😌
explosive diarrhea: make it in different styles then i'll consider buying.
wendys241: guess what dick head.
wendys241: i was gonna give it to kirishima because its his BIRTHDAY! just like i gave you a guillotine. and gave other people dangerous stuff but the author was to lazy to write.
veggietales: "it"
explosive diarrhea: why r u calling me a dick head😔
explosive diarrhea: Thats mean.
wendys241: bc you are a dick head.
sparklydresses: lol
peptobismol:
veggietales: tHaTs mEaN
explosive diarrhea:
meliodas: how's everyone in this fine weather
spiderman: how tf do feel weather when your 3 inches off the ground
big bird: 🤭
therock: thank you for the manly gift todoroki but i think you should keep it.
veggietales: "it" 😐
wendys241: 🧍🏾♀️ r u siri us
wendys241: fine let me get you a new gift.
ribbit.. bitch: how considerate
veggietales: yeh
youllfloattoo:
pikachu: tw: food...
sleep: KAMINARI DENKI WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAt
pikachu: my lunch
creative mode: that looks raw & foul😦
pikachu: wow momo 💀
spiderman: good grief 🤢
6 hours later
wendys241: BACK
pikachu: 👀
sleep: what did you get him todoroki?
wendys241: glad you asked😀
explosive diarrhea: 😐
aizawa: 😗
wendys241: So i was thinking... hmm what would Red Riot like?
mama iida: ok..?
icanaffordthewires:
wendys241: so so THEN I was thinking about when we did our room tours & your room , Kirishima, was like a straight mans room
therock: thanks?
wendys241: SO THEN I was like Kirishima likes working out and shit and so i bought you your own gym.
sleep: pardon .
aizawa: Oh for FUCKS sake😔
wendys241: So like we can all go to the gym later. It's called Riot.
wendys241: Owned by Kirishima Eijirou and co-owned by dick head. 😌😋
all might: When someone says "Go Beyond" this isnt what they mean young todoroki.
youllfloattoo: LMFAOTDSRVYBT
peptobismol:a whole gym!?
aizawa: How tf did you get a gym
wendys241: told them my dad ENDEAVOR would kill them if he found out they said no to ME. so then they were like no and so then I went up there with enji todoroki and we bought the gym and I put Kiri and Kings names down but my prick of a father doesn't know that. I help pay tax for the gym and yea
endeavor: 😦
wendys241: What the hell
therock: kfohf
wendys241: do you not like it😦
explosive diarrhea: Please say you DID NOT write my name as dick head?
veggietales: Kacchan for being one of the smartest people in class you sound like a fucking idiot
explosive diarrhea: I was just checking.😡
therock: omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg😌💅
therock: thanks todoroki😋 one of the best gifts ever!!
wendys241: you welcome red riot😀🤚 & no king i didnt put Dick Head i put your name. duh
wendys241: Tokoyami your bday is next right?
big bird: Oct 30th
wendys241: Be prepared hehe hahaha
darkshadow: What the hell