HOGWARTS' HOES, draco malfoy ✓

By miyahangout

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texting!au | completed ✓ a texting groupchat with three slytherins, one ravenclaw, one hufflepuff, and one gr... More

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7:32 PM
HOGWARTS HOES

SNOTTY:
are y'all going to the quidditch game tomorrow?

MAIN BITCH:
oh shit-
that's tmr?

SNOTTY:
yeahh
are you lot going?

FAKE BLONDE:
obviously

SNOTTY:
i wasnt asking YOU, malfoy 🙄

FAKE BLONDE:
bitch-

MAIN BITCH:
who's playing?

ZAMBONI:
well obviously it's slytherin

MAIN BITCH:
stfu 😭
i meant slytherin and which other house

FAKE BLONDE:
it's slytherin & ravenclaw

SMART ONE:
ooooh
i'm going

MAIN BITCH:
@mauve are you going?

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
well i kind of have to lol
cho is fucking scary on game days

MAIN BITCH:
LOL true

FAKE BLONDE:
mauve your team is about to get destroyed
😙✌️

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i-

SNOTTY:
LOLL

SMART ONE:
better hide that from cho
or else draco might visit madame pomfrey again

ZAMBONI:
damn he called u out

FAKE BLONDE:
einar watch out
once we're against gryffindor it's over

SMART ONE:
hahahahahaitakeitbackhahaha
i'm just a keeper pls

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
LOL FIN

SNOTTY:
draco can u pls tell pansy to move
she's literally on your lap,
i'm trying to fucking EAT

MAIN BITCH:
😳

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
👁👄👁

ZAMBONI:
i second that

FAKE BLONDE:
you don't think i TRIED THAT ALREADY
i'm fucking uncomfortable

SMART ONE:
gross i have a straight view too

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
same
i'm just glad they're not facing me

SMART ONE:
as you should

MAIN BITCH:
i have an idea

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
oh no-

SMART ONE:
and she's up
stomping over

SNOTTY:
wait shut up
i'm gonna record this
i feel like i'd want to remember this

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
that's a good idea
send it to me after

SMART ONE:
wait i'd like it too pls

ZAMBONI:
LMFAO
shit i didn't think she had the guts

SMART ONE:
DJKAAN
SHE DID WHAT EVERYONE WANTED ANYWAYS

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
THAT'S MY MF BESTFRIEND
FUCK YEAH

SNOTTY:
THE WAY ALL THE PROFS SAW AND
DIDNT SAY ANYTHING IS SENDING MEEEE

SMART ONE:
THEO PLS TELL ME YOU CAUGHT THAT

SNOTTY:
I DID
[ONE VIDEO ATTACHMENT]

ZAMBONI:
draco's face omg

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
HAHAHAHAHHA

MAIN BITCH:
see? problem solved
wasn't that a good idea

SMART ONE:
LOL yes lyss
pop off

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i will admit it was one of your better ideas

MAIN BITCH:
why thank you 🥰

FAKE BLONDE:
i-
i cannot believe that happened
but thanks

SNOTTY:
pansy looks so angry LOL
watch out lyss

MAIN BITCH:
oh no! i'm shaking in my boots!

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i'd like to see her try and hurt lyss
got my wand out ready and everything

FAKE BLONDE:
no

SMART ONE:
aw why nottt

ZAMBONI:
ur boring

SNOTTY:
we know mauve would win anyways

FAKE BLONDE:
she could get hurt tho
or in trouble

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
is draco showing..
concern? 🥺

FAKE BLONDE:
stfu you're my friend you know that

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
yea
right
just a friend ..
[MESSAGE NOT DELIVERED!]

SNOTTY:
aww

KNOCKOFF PURPLE:
i gtg
lyss can you come with me?

MAIN BITCH:
ofc

SNOTTY:
what're y'all doing?
why can't we come? 🥺

SMART ONE:
you're so dumb theo
reread

FAKE BLONDE:
why are these messages so cryptic

ZAMBONI:
i think that's the point bro

SNOTTY:
hmm

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