I'm sorry if you know me irl😀
Gon: Sweetheart I'm home!
Sebastian: Hello my lo- Gon.
Gon: I've got a surprise for you bassy~
Sebastian knew exactly what it was.
Gon: Close your eyes dear~~
Sebastian closed his eyes. He heard gone footsteps leading into the basement.
Gon: Open!
There, right before Sebby's eyes, was the pink and black fur suit he'd been wanting!
Sebastian: OMG BABE! THANKU SO MUCH
Sebastian quickly heated up a pot of water, and plucked each individual hair on the fur suit and put it in the pot of water.
Gon stood behind Sebby, holding a frying pan. He hit Sebastian in the ankles.
Sebastian: F*CK!!!
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Sebby's POV
I woke up in a cold damp place, which I assumed was my husbands basement. It was so dark I couldn't see a thing.
3rd person POV
Gon: Oh, you're finally up.
Sebastian: w-why, Gon?
Gon: That's not my name darling~
Sebastian: mommy...
Gon: that's better. Anyways, I've got a new toy to play with, so your better off dead.
???: I've got a penis 8x the size of yours!!
Gon turned on the lights.
Sebastian saw a man with black hair and burns all over him.
Gon: Now say goodbye Sebby, because me and Dani are going to shove a toaster up your ass~
Sebastian: w-why.... I want to wear my Jojo siwa croptop once more before I die..
Dabi: I'mma sangwoo the shit out of you!!
*raises baseball bat to Sebastian's head*
Sebastian: NORMAN SAVE ME!!!!!