Benevolent:I was reading some community posts and one commenter said they got their friend to microwave their cereal
Radiant:Yeah?
Benevolent:Microwaved cereal disgusts me
Macabre:Isn't there some rumor about putting cereal in the fridge or freezer or something before adding milk?
Radiant:Literally opposite energy
Unpredictable:What's wrong with microwaving cereal?
Benevolent:HUH???
Macabre:UNPREDICTABLE WHAT THE FUCK??
Radiant:WHAT-
Unpredictable:ITS A WASTE OF A CUP TO HEAT UP THE MILK AND POUR IT INTO THE CEREAL SO YOU POUR COLD MILK INTO THE CEREAL AND THEN HEAT IT UP
Macabre:Out of literally everything you've ever said this is by far the most horrifying one
Benevolent:I SWEAR IM GOING TO KILL YOU
Radiant:I HOPE YOU GET STUCK IN A ROCK YOU ABSOLUTE MADLAD
Unpredictable:Haven't we established the fact I ate warm cereal
Radiant:Yeah but not like this
Unpredictable:How else would I get it warm?
Macabre:Unpredictable,I'm going to obliterate all of your joints one by one
Benevolent:JUST DONT MAKE IT WARM YOU FOOL
Radiant:What the fuck
Radiant:What the absolute fuck?
Radiant:You just.Put it in the microwave?
Radiant:Like a soup?
Radiant:YOU EAT FUCKING CEREAL SOUP?
Benevolent:I'm bouta put Unpredictable in the microwave for his crimes
Macabre:Is cereal a soup to you Unpredictable?
Benevolent:I'm shoving Unpredictable into a microwave like a high school bully shoving a kid into a locker
Macabre:UNPREDICTABLE,A MICROWAVE
Benevolent:I hope you get the electric chair for your crimes against cereal <3
Unpredictable:ITS NOT SAVORY THOUGH SO ITS NOT A SOUP
Macabre:ITS A WARM LIQUID WITH LITTLE FOOD BITS AND STUFF SO I CLASSIFY IT AS A SOUP
Unpredictable:WHAT THE FUCK ITS NOT SOUP
Unpredictable:I get a bowl of water and some gummies and heat it up.Is that soup?
Macabre:It is now
Unpredictable:DISGUSTING
Macabre:Is having hot cereal from the fucking microwave not more disgusting to you?
Unpredictable:No?Whats so wrong with it?
Benevolent:Everything
Benevolent:Literally everything is wrong with it
Radiant:I swear I'm about to beat you up Unpredictable
Unpredictable:I'll beat you up
Radiant:I will dump a bowl of soup on your head
Macabre:Microwaved cereal is the sticky nut juice of soup
Unpredictable:
Unpredictable:WHERES THE NUT JUICE??
Macabre:Whats wrong with it?Everything.Fucking everything
Unpredictable:You explained nothing
Unpredictable:YOU CANT PINPOINT WHATS WRONG WITH IT OTHER THAN SAYING ITS WRONG
Benevolent:We already pinpointed what's wrong with it
Benevolent:Everything
Unpredictable:If everything is wrong with it then normal cereal is wrong too because it shares 90% of the components
Macabre:The hot milk.The fact you put the cereal and milk in the microwave.The fact you even heat it up at all
Unpredictable:Why does the microwave change anything?
Unpredictable:ITS TOO COLD OTHERWISE
Benevolent:TOO COLD?!
Benevolent:CEREAL IS MEANT TO BE COLD
Unpredictable:I DONT WANT TO FREEZE MY TOUNGE OFF
Benevolent:First of all,THE CEREAL ALONE WHEN HEATED TASTES LIKE A OVERCOOKED INEDIBLE PANCAKE AND TASTES LIKE A BRICK
Benevolent:SECONDLY,THE MILK?HOT ASS SOUP
Unpredictable:Pancake?Milk?BRICK??
Unpredictable:Also,milk isn't soup
Benevolent:Did I stutter?
Unpredictable:Are you saying normal milk is cold soup?
Unpredictable:You're a fucked up being Benevolent
Benevolent:ONE BITE AND YOUR TEETH ARE GONE
Unpredictable:HUH
Unpredictable:HOW WEAK ARE YOUR TEETH
Unpredictable:ARE YOUR TEETH MADE OUT OF CARDBOARD OR SOMETHING
Benevolent:I've never eaten a brick just to clarify
Unpredictable:Are you sure conditioner croncher?
Benevolent:YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT
Radiant:The only time hot milk is valid is hot chocolate and when you need help falling asleep
Radiant:I can't think of any others but cereal is DEFINITELY not on the list
Unpredictable:I don't like milk
Macabre:Unpredictable,this is why it's so easy for me to steal your bones
Unpredictable:What about Oreos?
Benevolent:
Unpredictable:Are you meant to dip them in hot or cold milk?
Benevolent:
Unpredictable:I've never seen that be clarified
Benevolent:COLD MILK YOU IMBECILE
Radiant:COLD MILK
Macabre:WHAT THE FUCK TYPE OF PERSON DOSENT DIP THEIR OREOS IN COLD MILK
Macabre:UNPREDICTABLE IM GOING TO BREAK YOUR WITTLE BABY BONES
Benevolent:I also don't drink warm milk to fall asleep,I just close my eyes and my body just knocks out
Radiant:When I'm struggling with sleep it's either asmr or warm milk
Radiant:Recently,I've been taking little melatonin gummies though
Unpredictable:I DON'T LIKE MILK
Unpredictable:IT'S LIKE MEDICINE TO ME WHEN I HAVE TO DRINK IT
Radiant:MEDICINE?
Macabre:✨I will break your ankles✨
Unpredictable:Hot chocolate is nice but I can't drink it alone cause it's gross
Unpredictable:THE MILK TEXTURE DISGUSTS ME
Macabre:Wait,what's melatonin?
Unpredictable:The thing that tans your skin???
Radiant:No it's sleepy brain juice
Benevolent:Exactly
Macabre:Isn't that melanin?The tan thing I mean
Benevolent:Yeah
Macabre:Ok nice I'm not stupid
Macabre:Completely