me: you sleazy rat
You really had to come in on us like that
You could've just watched a porno or sm shit
Chimin: I just wanted to make sure you don't fart in his face😁
me: 😡
Anyway so listen
Taehyung hopped on a plane and is gone to some place
Which means I can do whatever I want 😈
Chimin: And what is that you want...
me: Look
I'm a human
I really want it
And Taehyung doesn't let me have it
So I thought maybe...
Chimin: Me?
Could it mean?
Me?🤩🤩🤩
me: Obviously
You wanna come grab some?
Chimin: I am in the middle of a fan meeting
And then i hv to make love to a lady
But I'll head right over
Your place or Taehyung's?
me: Just let's meet at the food street after you're done with the meet
Your fans probably waited for this for a long time
Chimin: food street?
me: Yea
Taehyung doesn't let me eat from street vendors cause it upsets my stomach and then I have to take medicine which is bad for my kidneys 😒
Chimin: ...
So as I said I am at a fan meet 😡
me: I'll wait 🥺🥺
Chimin: 😤
Why can't I ever say no to you
And you always do
me: When did I ever🙄
Chimin: Give me a Bj
me: no
Chimin: SEE?
SEE?
me: That's a different thing
Like there are things you wouldn't do for me
Chimin: I'll do stuff like that for you though
me: Jimin
Let's say we were in a romantic relationship
Chimin: Bitch I would spoil you😍😍😍
I'll fucking spoil you with love .attention. sex and money😍😍😌😌😌😎😎
me: Would I be the only woman in your life?
Chimin: Oh so you think you're the only woman in Taehyung's life? 🤣🙄
me: What does that mean?
Is there someone else?😦
Tell me
Tell me you snake😫😫😫😫
Chimin: All in good time cupcake
All in good time
me: I will choke you
I swear I will
Chimin: bye bitch
me: 🖕
A/N: Here's to all my readers who wished me good luck for my exam 💖💖💖💖💖 I love you so much gaaah marry me uwu 😭😭😭
And here's to everyone who kept asking where I was, why wasn't I updating and stuff: guys I mean it's okay if you don't follow me but like it would be sort of nice if you check my profile once in while for answers and because sometimes I post cute stuff you know uwu I love you 💖💖💖💖💖