incorrect quotes • days union

By sectornocturne

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2024 update i regret making this More

1•great doesn't know what a breakfast burrito is
2•is soup a drink?
3•crunchy conditioner
5•microwaved cereal
6•what the fuck
7•onions
8•scary and his tin foil
9•is lava wet?
10•a bitch living lavish
11•all odd numbers have an e in them
12•great doesn't know what a quesadilla is
13•macabre tries teaching kids
14•scarys wife
15•rain
16•emotionless sells his bath water
17•wifi password
18•placid's wish
19•communist detected
20•placid annoys practical
21•rejected 27 times
22•these are called chips?
23•unpredictable goes flying
24•great steals horrid's kidney
25•is that seat taken?
26•evil
27•psychic
28•let them be lesbians
29•brutus's parents
30•funeral
31•dead parents
32•babysitting
33•stand up comedy
34•push up pop
35•historians when
36•babies
37•truth or dare
38• keyboard
what if
fuck
what
39•vine
40•fly high kasimir 🕊
41•candy crush
42•poor
43•mcdonalds
44•screw you guys (affectionate)
45•omg she did it guys !!
46•i dont fucking know anymore just get your food
47•daycare
48•banger post guys!!
49•du doctors have a meeting (not really)
50•bedtime
51•water
52•sunflowers
53•joyous and ethereal content foams at mouth
54•the red head is going to hell the fastest
55•dates
56•don't even know what to title this lmao
57•average kasimir and zemin argument
58•money
59•depressed
60•how far is a lightyear?
61•satire
62•birthday
63•men supporting men 🤩
64•sunrise president moment
why im leaving wattpad/du
65•bro went in for the kill
66•i've fucking had it with you
67•todays the day.
68•weez
69•coping

4•too young for discord

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By sectornocturne

Placid:I dunno man.Can you consider anyone mature at any point if they're just fucking around?

Placid:Can you call me mature?

Dreadful:Sometimes

Placid:Can you call your parents mature?

Dreadful:When they're being serious

Placid:I suppose it's more of a state of being than a character trait

Dreadful:Yes

Placid:Anyway,that's besides the point

Placid:The point is I'm pretty sure it's illegal for you to be on Discord right now

Dreadful:I-

Dreadful:How-

Placid:I mean,I'm pretty sure you need to ask for parents consent at your age to get on Discord

Placid:Imagine if they saw your shit on there

Dreadful:Well,I got on Discord when I was like,10

Dreadful:I had my parents consent and they didn't really care,as long as I didn't talk to 17 year olds or something

Placid:

Placid:10??

Placid:Go to jail right now

Dreadful:What-

Dreadful:I had consent

Placid:Still

Dreadful:I have some 11 and 12 year old friends

Dreadful:They all had consent

Dreadful:They're pretty good kids too

Placid:They all need jail now

Dreadful:NO

Placid:JAIL

Dreadful:They're good children

Dreadful:They deserve my protection

Placid:THATS WHY YOU DON'T LET THEM USE DISCORD

Dreadful:They've already seen it all

Placid:

Dreadful:Gore,porn,and shit like that

Placid:"They're good children"??

Dreadful:Yes

Dreadful:Because they aren't influenced by it

Dreadful:They hate it actually

Placid:Such a bruh moment honestly

Placid:You're growing kids up on Discord?

Placid:Fucking dISCORD?!

Placid:That's like the third worst parenting tool on the internet

Dreadful:True

Dreadful:Honestly,it was a bad thing for me

Dreadful:Look at me now

Dreadful:All that gore and porn I've seen

Placid:I-

Dreadful:I already know

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