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[I marched up to him, "Where the hell were you? I thought something happened to you. Did you not care enough to..."
My rambling was cut short...
I DO NOT own Alastor or Hazbin Hotel; ALL credit for those goes to Vivziepop. I also DO NOT own Annabeth or any other canon aspect of the PJO univers...
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Thir...