Horrid:Soup and stew are drinks,it is acceptable to have them in a cup
Great:Soup and stew are not drinks,that's disgusting
Horrid:They are drinks
Great:Have them in a cup,but they're not drinks
Horrid:They're liquids you swallow without chewing,that's a drink
Great:You swallow stew without chewing?
Horrid:Okay,not the chunks of the stew,but the broth
Great:We eat soup,we don't say we drink it,that just sounds wrong
Great:We EAT it
Horrid:Well it may sound wrong but it's accurate!
Great:NO it's NOT
Horrid:"I'm gonna go drink some Campbell's Tomato Soup"
Horrid:See?No problem
Great:N o
Emotionless:It's..sort of like a sauce,is it not?
Emotionless:And sauce isn't a drink
Horrid:Hold up
Horrid:Where did you get sauce from?
Emotionless:I don't know...tomato soup..ketchup..
Great:There are so many hot takes here I'm going to implode
Horrid:What are we putting soup on top of?
Emotionless:On top of..a bowl...or cup,I don't really know
Horrid:Sauce is not a drink because it's meant to be eaten on top of something else
Horrid:Soup,however,is meant to be a solitary experience!
Horrid:Therefore,it is a drink!
Emotionless:Tell that to my friend who chugged mayonnaise
Great:
Great:You guys are going to make me cry and I cry like three times a year maximum
Horrid:Your friend is an outlier and therefore should not be counted
Emotionless:You CAN'T order soup at cafes as a DRINK
Emotionless:On menus,soup is under food,is it not?
Horrid:
Horrid:Because cafes are COWARDS
Emotionless:Soup is for EATING
Horrid:Anyway,I'm gonna go back to the topic of stew
Emotionless:Stew is not a drink
Great:I'm going to go stew in despair now
Horrid:You might say that stew is not a drink because of the chunks you can't swallow
Horrid:However,ice water has chunks you can't swallow and it's considered a drink!
Horrid:Stew equals drink
Emotionless:Who says I don't swallow ice
Emotionless:I fucking swallow those icy cubes and choke on them and cry
Emotionless:Also,soup is a combo of food items
Emotionless:And stew is too
Emotionless:They are foods
Horrid:SO IS A MILKSHAKE OR PROTEIN SHAKE AND THOSE ARE DRINKS
Emotionless:YES they can be both
Horrid:MANY DRINKS ARE COMBOS OF FOOD ITEMS
Emotionless:Shut the hell up your mouth
Great:THEY ARE DRINKS BECAUSE THEY'RE FINELY BLENDED AND LISTEN
Great:Ice water?Only the water is a drink
Horrid:
Horrid:Soup is finely blended as well!
Great:Lies the carrots?The watercress?The chicken?Fight me
Horrid:If I open a can of Campbell's Tomato Soup I better not see any fucking carrots floating around in there
Horrid:I just mix it with a can of milk and drink it
Great:That's disgusting
Horrid:What?
Great:CAMPBELL'S CAN GO DROWN IN CRANBERRIES LIKE IN THAT ONE AD I ALWAYS HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT
Emotionless:Campbell's soup isn't supposed to have carrots in it
Great:Case closed,soup is not a drink
Great:The broth?Sure,go ham
Great:The soup?I think the fuck not
Horrid:No!I refuse!
Emotionless:Are you going to find tomato soup in the drinks aisle in the supermarket?
Emotionless:Are you going to find Campbell's fucking TOMATO SOUP in the DRINKS SECTION
Horrid:No,because supermarkets are cOWARDS
Horrid:And the status quo hasn't been changed yet!
Emotionless:Alright,so it gravy a drink?
Horrid:GRAVY IS A SAUCE
Emotionless:AND SOUP IS SOUP
Horrid:YOU DON'T HAVE GRAVY ON ITS OWN
Horrid:If you're having gravy on it own then yeah!It's a drink!
Emotionless:
Emotionless:WHAT THE FUCK?NO GRAVY IS NOT A DRINK
Horrid:If your having it alone and not on top of something then it's a drink
Emotionless:w h a t
Horrid:If it's a LIQUID that you don't chew then it's a drink
Emotionless:o k a y
Emotionless:IN THAT CASE MANY SOUPS ARE FOODS!DO YOU JUST SWALLOW AND GULP THE ENTIRE FUCKING TOMATO SOUP!?
Horrid:Yes you do?You CAN use a spoon but you don't have to
Horrid:It's the same consistency as a protein shake,which is decidedly a drink!
Emotionless:SOUPS WERE MADE AS A FOOD
Emotionless:Protein shakes?They were made with the intent of being a DRINK
Horrid:Yes,they have more substance than like,water,but it's still a drink!Something can be a meal and a drink!
Emotionless:Clear soups can be drinks I guess but creamy soups?Those fuckers are foods
Horrid:You don't HAVE to use a spoon though!You can very well gulp soup down on its own!
Horrid:Creamy soups are the consistency of a shake and are therefore still drinks.Thick drinks sure,but still drinks nonetheless!
Emotionless:So,if I gulp down rice from a cup,it's a drink?
Horrid:No,because you need to chew rice!
Emotionless:Not if I gulp it
Horrid:Not a liquid
Emotionless:And with that logic,you need to chew the food chunks in stew
Horrid:No,because ice water is still a drink and you need to chew ice
Emotionless:The ice is not a drink
Horrid:A drink can have chunks and still be a drink but it's PART OF IT
Emotionless:The ice is a solid part of the drink
Horrid:In a stew the broth is technically a heavily diluted liquid version of the stew parts!It's got the meat,vegetables,and spices!
Horrid:Case closed
Emotionless:Fine,how about the answer be that soup can be either a food OR a drink?
Horrid:FINE