poopyhead (bang chan x reader)

By marklelees

262K 7.7K 3.1K

"aaish stop teasing me" he mumbles while glancing at his feet to hide his blush. "stop being such a poopyhea... More

intro :)
chapter two
chapter three
chapter four
chapter five
chapter six
chapter seven
chapter eight
chapter nine
chapter ten
chapter eleven
chapter twelve
chapter thirteen
chapter fourteen
chapter fifteen
chapter sixteen
chapter seventeen
chapter eighteen
chapter nineteen
chapter twenty
chapter twenty-one
chapter twenty-two
chapter twenty-three
chapter twenty-four
chapter twenty-five
chapter twenty-six
chapter twenty-seven
chapter twenty-eight
chapter twenty-nine
chapter thirty
chapter thirty-one
chapter thirty-two
chapter thirty-three (finale :))
POOPYHEAD 2.0 LETS GOOOOO⁉️
Hey baefys ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ...

chapter one

13.9K 264 47
By marklelees

I inhale a deep breath before pressing post. My 10th single, on its way to be delivered to my 1.5 million subscribers. God, I hope they like it. I open instagram before posting the prepared draft and within a few minutes, thousands of new notifications flood my phone.


532,637 likes
dystopia.rb new single out now laydeez🤍
view all comments
coolcat1 amazing once again dyst!
coolcat2 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE ABSOLUTE BARS AT 1:26?!?!?
|__coolcat3 IKR I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE COULD RAP EIIRUTVBEONV
coolcat4 who hurt you bbg :(
coolcat5 the pain in her voice omg. we love you dyst :))))


I close the app and smile at the support I'm getting, I truly do have the best fans. I check the time and see that it's 7:18 pm and decide I should probably have some dinner. I get up from my desk and walk down the stairs of the loft to the bottom floor of my studio apartment, looking out the glass windows at the busy night streets of Seoul. Tiny people rushing home from work to see their families, my smile falters as I glance away from the window to my empty and lonely apartment. Now don't get me wrong, I love this apartment, with my whole heart. From the huge glass wall that shows the city I love, as if it was a painting, to my cute little kitchen and living room. I run and leap onto the big puffy couch which is much too large for a place with only one resident, but god is it my most prized possession. I smile into the couch cushions just thinking about it before being disrupted by a large growl escaping my stomach. I roll off the couch and onto the floor, yelping at the contact my skin makes with the cold cement floor and stand up quickly to get away from the iceberg the floor has become.

"Mmf stupid cold floor," I mutter as I walk towards the kitchen and open the fridge. Empty. I groan and dig through my pocket to find my phone and press the phone number at the top of my favourites.

"Mmm?" she mumbles.

"Kim Jiwoon, have I ever told you that you're the most amazing, beautiful and kindest girl I have ever had the pleasure of being acquainted with?" I begin.

"Oh god. Y/n what do you want?" she replies. Oh no, she's seen right through my charade.

"Would you like to come over... and maybe bring some food with you?" I giggle. I hear a groan and movement, then a little jingle of keys and I know I've won.

"Boba and sushi?" she asks in a monotone voice.

"You know it. Love you the most Jiji. I'll be waiting with a ring at the door, ready to propose!" I cheer.

"Yeah yeah. Oh and y/n? I think this is your best single yet," she mutters before hanging up. I put my phone in my pocket and smile.

Me too.







------------

Eeeeek I hope the wasn't too bad. I know it's short but if I didn't end it here it would have been way too long. Idk if that made sense but oh well.






GEGEGEGE IF YOUR HERE FROM MY TIKTOK ILY

Continue Reading

You'll Also Like

8.2K 235 25
" I mean....Couldn't I?? " She said. 'Oh...fuck' They thought, Folding their legs together. ...
8.4K 192 16
a social media au in which chan tries to come to terms with the fact felix may be more to him than just his childhood bestfriend. ★ NOTES - nuerod...
94.4K 3.4K 65
"If the world turns back on you, I would turn too and yell at them saying thank you for leaving because they don't deserve you" "You should just go w...
866 45 7
⋆。° ✮⊱ sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ ⊰⋆。° ✮ Chan has always avoided sexual situations this making him still a virgin at 21, which isn't a big deal but with everyone else i...