There once was a d00d named Lionel Morgan. He was a m3m3r. The best m3m3r worldwide. All the Weeaboos loved him. They all prayed to him as if he was a religion. One day he had to m3m3 a big m3m3r worldwide. His name? Obama Bin Laden. Osama was the leader of portugenistanese and got his name there through making some of the biggist m3m5 kno. Lionel was kinda scare a lil spook. He was told that Osama had once killed two of the tallest men in the world by throwing tiny pappe airplans at them. They toppled a fell. They're feels were hurt. Lionel dont want his hurt feels to hurt. He rang the prince of koreaa to consult him abboot it.
"Yo tiny boi kimmi" i said to him
"Ching chong wot m8" kimmi said back.
Lionel told him all about obama and stuff then said
"U gotta beat up his m3m35"
He was a genius. An absolut jenus. Kimmi was such a smart gui. Then obama and lionel m3m3d off. I dont really know what happens after that though. The m3m35 w3r3 far 3 sp00k 69 me :((
Thank you loominati for this inspiration. I needa tell my mom about this and get some oatmeal. THANK U PABLO N' PAPI.
Pls r7 m7 4 then i can w7 4 a pl8 for goodness s8 then we d8 cos f8 said. I h8 k8 peace l8 dont forget to qz8