Toss a Coin to Your Soldier

By ArthurMonahan

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Military parody of Toss a Coin to Your Witcher More

Toss a Coin to Your Soldier

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By ArthurMonahan


When a lone soldier
Dropped into Urzikstan
With Captain John Price
A deadly British man

From whom aid would come
To Farah and her men
Freedom fighters all
To war they'd come again

Al-Qatala came after them
With roaring machine guns
Broke down all defenses
Muzzles flashing like the sun

While Roman Barkov's men
Dealing death out left and right
But John Price won't have that
He's dishing out his might

Toss a bullet to your soldier
Oh care package yonder
Oh care package yonder
Toss a bullet to your soldier
Oh care package yonder

On edge of a defensive line
Fight the extremist horde
That will take and torture you
And put all to the sword

Price thrust back every man
They from the place he'd ban
Back to their headquarters
From which they came

He wiped out all the rest
Felt a big rush in my chest
They're saviors of humanity
So they may have the rest

All in all one thrilling tale
Price and Farah both prevailed
Defeated all the hostiles
I might have some ale

Toss a bullet to your soldier
Oh care package yonder
Oh care package yonder

Toss a bullet to your soldier
Savior of humanity

Toss a bullet to your soldier
Oh care package yonder
Oh care package yonder
O'
Ally of humanity

Toss a bullet to your soldier
Oh care package yonder
Oh care package yonder

Toss a bullet to your soldier
Savior of humanity

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