The Bro Code (Wattpad Books E...

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WATTPAD BOOKS EDITION. Some rules were made to be broken. As a certified stand-up bro, Nick Maguire knows tha... More

Dedication
Dear Nick,
RULE NUMBER 1: BROS* BEFORE HOES.
RULE NUMBER 2: A BRO SHALT NOT GET "OUT" IN DODGEBALL.
RULE NUMBER 3 :A BRO SHALT ALWAYS FINISH TELLING HIS JOKE.
RULE NUMBER 4: THE DATING CLAUSE:
RULE NUMBER 5: A BRO SHALT NOT WAKE UP BEFORE 11:00 A.M. ON A SATURDAY.
RULE NUMBER 7: A BRO SHALT SET UP ANOTHER BRO ONLY IF HE HAS ASKED TO BE SET UP.
RULE NUMBER 8: A BRO SHALT NOT BACK DOWN FROM SPICY FOODS.
RULE NUMBER 9: A BRO SHALT NOT SHOP.
RULE NUMBER 10: A BRO SHALT MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
RULE NUMBER 11: THE FORTY-EIGHT-HOUR RULE.
RULE NUMBER 12: A BRO SHALT NOT TALK TO A CHICK ON THE PHONE
RULE NUMBER 13: A BRO SHALT TREAT HIS MOTHER LIKE A QUEEN.
RULE NUMBER 14: A BRO SHALT NEVER HALF-ASS A FIRST DATE.
RULE NUMBER 15: A BRO SHALT NOT TELL NON-BROS THE RULES OF THE BRO CODE.
RULE NUMBER 16: A BRO SHALT ALWAYS CHECK HIS PHONE.
RULE NUMBER 17: A BRO SHALT ALWAYS KEEP HIS COOL.
RULE NUMBER 18: A BRO SHALT NOT USE THE L WORD
RULE NUMBER 19: A BRO SHALT NOT PUNCH ANOTHER BRO IN HIS FACE.
RULE NUMBER 20: A BRO SHALT NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT WORKING OUT.
RULE NUMBER 21: A BRO SHALT NOT MAKE HIS GIRL CRY.
RULE NUMBER 22: A BRO SHALT CHEAT ONLY ON HIS HOMEWORK.
EPILOGUE
THE BRO CODE
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Thank You for Reading!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR

RULE NUMBER 6: A BRO SHALT NOT SWIM IN 'STREET CLOTHING.'

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