THE IMAGINATION THIEF (mini-c...

By RohanQuine

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"The Imagination Thief" by Rohan Quine is about a web of secrets, triggered by the stealing and copying of pe... More

Synopsis and characters list for THE IMAGINATION THIEF
Author's intro
1 A funny turn at the office
2 The hunt for what my eyes can do
3 So now I'm on a mission
4 Sneak peek into a mogul's mind
6 My absent default personality
7 Telling Alaia what's hard to believe
8 The statue of black sugar
9 Alaia gets excited
10 Angles of glamour
11 Lunch with a shark
12 Relentless wakefulness in the belfry
13 The silver van to the ghost town
14 The smashed violin
15 Evelyn's tour of the ghost town
16 Ready for our close-up
17 Sound & Vision
18 The warm dome of smile
19 Flames, Lucan, Kev
20 Paranoia by the wire-netting fence
21 Angel's wings in the dive-bar
22 No enchantment without ordeal
23 A declaration of war against Lucan
24 On the sky, that face
25 The figure in the crowd in the mirror
26 Shigem and I on the dance-floor
27 A devoted fan of Alaia and me
28 Wet green eyes of Pippa in the take-away
29 Flight from Arverne
30 The small black toothbrush
31 We'll all adore you
32 Evelyn picks imaginations to thieve
33 Theft one, and how to be ignored
34 Big Bang: song of death
35 Cheap champagne at Evelyn's
36 Kim's dead suburbia
37 Flash of weasel eyes through the keyhole
38 Kim's amber days
39 Your painted face alive and smiling
40 Alaia gives me a grilling
41 It's only a shell
42 The last music Kim heard before Shigem
43 Malaysian chilli peppers
44 The five times I hypnotised someone
45 A declaration of war against Kev
46 Another furtive escape
47 Pippa goes to greet a gentleman caller
48 Does Lucan hate Shigem?
49 Theft two, and nattering about bikinis
50 Unnerving things in Pippa's bedroom
51 Evelyn's fling with Flames
52 Morning picnic with vodka and burning tyres
53 The meaning of a spotlight
54 Big Bang: return of the giant ship
55 A sighting of the weasel
56 Lucan's and Angel's sumptuous fight
57 How Kim met Shigem
58 How Shigem met Kim
59 Theft three, and Alaia lands Angel in the shit
60 Rik's and Evelyn's genius at hang-outs
61 Alaia bites the bullet and calls Lucan
62 Pleasure to be you
63 I puzzle out Alaia's subterfuge
64 Big Bang: run to the sun
65 Home in a nowhere town
66 Rain on corrugated iron
67 Overheard through the corn-chips
68 Movements through the wall
69 Alaia fakes for two audiences at once
70 Coldness on the beach
71 Alaia swirls in decreasing circles
72 The weasel at the window
73 A naked Angel on the front path
74 Golden on the beach for the last time
75 Attitude on the phone
76 The pussy-cats lost in translation
77 Snatching the divine on the corner of the street
78 Theft four, and Alaia extricates herself
79 High voltage for Angel
80 Who could ask for more?
81 A farcical audition for Rik
82 The Supreme Ruler and her space-cat
83 Low-budget snarls in the nightclub
84 Angel tries to use me
85 Lucan spreads poison in the morning
86 Stared at on an empty beach
87 Fixing the weasel hunt
88 An interrupted drama and a dubious portent
89 Hunting the weasel
90 Pippa on the brink of no return
91 My lies about the Mint Man
92 Alaia slithers out of Lucan's grip
93 Angel's Baby Doll
94 Theft five, with suicide and soup-of-the-day
95 Spanish baboons and tiny creatures
96 An inferior decapitation gesture
97 Lucan and Angel on the big screen
98 Porch-geese and Vietnam

5 How to slap a mogul around

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By RohanQuine

5   How to slap a mogul around

Your door clicks, you swivel in your chair, to greet ... whom? Your son? Brother? Wife, down from Westchester, in town on a whim? But no: you start in your chair, to see a figure enter, dressed in a black suit, softly close the door and turn its gaze on you. It's thin, pretty, watchful, with big brown eyes that hold your gaze in silence as it pulses like a cat through the stretch of space between you. "Forgive me for intruding," the figure speaks and glides to a halt the other side of your desk. "My name is Jaymi. You're busy, I'm aware, but I shan't be long."

—And before Marc Albright can reflect, we are sitting face to face, either side of his desk. His corporate suit is topped by a head that is solid, wide; the face flattish, white, in its sixties, with clear grey eyes of bird-like brightness. I imagine that his perky half-smile would change little, whether it heralded a business handshake, a brutal put-down or an anecdote at a dinner table after his plate had been cleared by unnoticed hands. He shakes his head. "Who are you?" he barks.

I haven't planned this, but as I hoped, I know exactly what to say: "Marc, look harder. You'll remember."

He looks harder indeed, and just like music, I make us both focus on a scene from his internal landscape. The scene is startling and vivid, and for him clearly "primal" in some deep way. I watch him while he thinks of it; and while he stares at me, the eyes of that figure stare him down—the eyes from the ballroom party, just as they stared him down across that crowded ball without a warning, cutting straight through the heads of a hundred other guests when he turned to fill his champagne glass—eyes he'd not expected but had known before, from somewhere. Singled out and pinned where he stood, glass in hand, he knew that he was powerless against this figure, though no one else seemed to be aware of it at all. Never since that evening in the ballroom has its blazing golden gaze left his memory. The figure seemed above the crowd, its eyes strangely one: Marc felt as if he stared at a great gold Cyclops three metres high, sprouting horns like a Baphomet's, its claws hanging down resting easy on the grey heads carpeting the ballroom, its heavy eye transfixing him—

"Stop!" he cries.

"Yes, Marc," I murmur. "I can fuck with your head—so listen hard. But I'm not here just for that. I'm here for enchantment, and for business. Your ballroom remains yours and mine alone to know about. But everyone has primal scenes and private screams and radioactive mines, like yours. Their own magic ballrooms, wonderful and terrible, which everyday life tends to cancel and destroy." He eyes make me think of a hunted baby eagle, as I turn up the pressure. "When I turn on the gaze I aimed at you just now, those who look at me will not look away until I let them, as I'm lighting up their scenes in burning bloodlight like they've never seen before." I pause, to let this statement sink in—into me as well as into him, since I'm learning with amazement while I speak. I lean in towards him and raise the voltage still higher, until he's pinned onto his seat. "And the hundreds of millions who don't dare look at their own scenes will be forced to look—d'you hear me, Marc? Self-knowledge breeds thinking and compassion, every time, across the world. That's evolution, that's enlightenment of mankind, facing into cold dark space as we are. You and I are pushing out and upward at the forefront of a species we must teach, for time is short. And listen closely now"—and his fingers grip his desk, as I walk with the angels here—"you can make them look at me and learn what they need to learn from inside themselves. You're among the few who can ensure that they look at me, for you run the biggest broadcast network in the world, don't you, Marc? Let's work together, therefore, and drag our species upward just a little. Let's realise that aim, because together you and I possess the means for it. You know this is your duty. I can see that you do." I lower my voice again, to a level tone of business. "So listen to me now, Marc: following publicity in every market globally, you'll present a prime-time broadcast of that gaze of mine—just a close-up—with worldwide exposure. Everyone will view it very differently, I promise you, but everyone will view it ... and you'll reap unheard-of profits, as you're also recognising right now. Yes, you're correct, the nuts and bolts will be a challenge, but the big picture is that you know very well we do have the power to achieve this, don't we? Do you understand?" My gaze grips him mercilessly, one more second, then I let him go.

Knowing to give him a quick break, I glance down at the varnished wooden angles at a corner of his desk. In so doing, I register that there is a distinction between how I looked into him from the corridor and how I looked into him just now: from the corridor my looking was unseen by him, whereas just now of course he was all too aware of being forcefully hypnotised and dragged around on a journey I controlled... Hmm. I wonder whether I could have done just the first type of tune-in, the unseen passive kind, if I'd been sitting here interacting with him? Or would our interaction have meant that he became aware of my doing so? I must test that out on Alaia. When I next meet her, I'll look into her and see whether she becomes aware my doing so. That's a great term for the unseen kind of looking, by the way, a "tune-in"—that's exactly what it felt like in the corridor. Why did I not stop to work all this out, before I set off from Liberty Street? I'm lucky to have been able to work it out on the hoof... Now Marc interrupts my train of thought, however, shaking his head and frowning: "But how exactly would this work?"

"Let me clarify the mechanics, Marc. I have two kinds of special sight, which feel different, both to me and to you. I have an active hypnotic one, which I just used on you, so you know the effect of that. It takes control and drags you on a trip around the depths of yourself, scaring up any of that old radioactive magic you have inside you. Right? And then I have a passive secret sight, which people don't know I'm using, although it shows me what's inside them just as clearly as the other sight does. I also used this passive sight on you, from the corridor, because I already knew enough about you to do so—and I saw you looking at those red winking lights and thinking how there's only a handful of men in the world who really know how to work those power structures, such as your humble self etc. etc. and blah blah blah. Right?"

He flinches.

"Right," I say. "OK, let's say a live TV camera is set up and pointing at me, and I'm looking right back at it, staring into its lens instead of into someone's eyes. I shan't see anything because a camera has nothing to see inside it, none of that old radioactive magic for me to scare up... But the TV-viewers will see exactly what they'd have seen if I'd been standing right in front of them. And they'll be affected just the same." He makes to speak but I forestall interruption, starting again now to accelerate the force and speed of my speech, so that by the time I am finished, he is once more pinned to his chair. "Now, a live broadcast of me using my secret passive gaze would be kind of boring, wouldn't it: the only thing our audience would see would be just my face in close-up. But if I'm aiming the active hypnotic gaze at the camera, live ... well, then we're talking 'must-see TV'. You see where I'm heading, Marc? When I level that gaze at the camera, the one I gave you a sample of, then I'll hypnotise the viewers into unlocking so much imaginative magic in themselves that they'll be addicted to watching the General Network forever! Are we having fun yet?"

He considers this question.

"During the broadcast," I continue, "I shan't know what I'm unlocking in them. The only way I could know would be afterwards to take a passive look at someone's memory of the broadcast and see what I'd scared up in that particular person. Information only travels one way through the camera and the TV screen. But that just leads me to the clincher, Marc: alongside the basic hypnotic effect, I'll be projecting my own red-hot imaginative stuff. It'll mix with every viewer's own imagination in a unique way, but they'll all receive the same original stuff of mine, and they'll all recognise that stuff by itself as a big part of the unique live experience they had. And you'll have captured my stuff by itself, from when we broadcast it, so you can then sell it to all those viewers in various formats and re-issues with all kinds of bonus features and fun add-ons, and they'll all buy it! D'YOU UNDERSTAND ME, MARC?"

I see his bird-eyes have understood very well. "Yes," he nods, wiping his forehead. His attention tears itself away and into the distance, where I leave it for a moment to machinate undisturbed, like a percolating coffee pot.

I'm happy to have a moment's respite. I'm flying blind here, and what I'm doing is not easy: I challenge anyone else to slap a mogul around like this. Then, without warning, I observe another inspiration assemble itself in my mind and climb to its feet like a self-erecting tripod. Forget walking with the angels now, we've moved on from that. This has the feeling of a shark swimming right through me; those tripod legs have streamlined into fins... Downtown tonight, I saw how right Alaia is, never to deviate from despising what she despises. I vowed voltage and revenge—and here I am finding them in Midtown. I think my memory of her contempt helped nudge me here. Well then, let's cut her into the action! Why not? I break sharply into Marc's silent cogitations: "And for even greater profitability, I've even got a red-hot original soundtrack to offer, which I'll tell you all about in a moment, if you're good. No lyrics, I can assure you."

He nods with interest, and something about his distance of manner suggests that the avenues of possibility I've sent his imagination scurrying down are wide enough to accommodate Alaia too. Excellent. We'll be coming back to her, then—oh, we'll be coming back to her.

"Yes..." he says. "I suppose this proposal of yours is within the realms of possibility." He gives a thin smile, feeling his way forward, not meeting my eye. "In fact, I find that I wish it, because your demonstration spoke for itself and your proposal makes sense. I only wish I'd been in more control of my discovery. You've been unfair, but you've succeeded." He breathes hard and looks around, wrapped up in his thoughts. "This is extraordinary, and new, and quite unexpected ... but sometimes such a thing happens, and this is evidently one of those times." He swivels his chair back towards the downtown towers. Those red aircraft warning lights wink on, unending.

The analytical lucidity of his last speech, under the circumstances, is impressive. "It's a pleasure to deal with you," I state.

He swivels his chair round towards me with apprehension, but I have shielded the active hypnotic gaze and am instead wearing an expression as if to say Yes, I've shielded it, and from now on I undertake that you'll remain on the same side of it as me, rather than be its target, so that we can both direct it at other people instead. I see his acute perception pick this message up. His apprehension subsides and that perky half-smile begins to return: "So this is just business," he thinks.

To jolt him once more (he must not get cocky), I reply to this aloud: "Yes, it's business. Big business, I believe." His smile fades. Now he needs "clubbable", I think. I rise from my seat, spread my hands easily, wander round the desk and pat him on the shoulder. "From now on I'll give you some privacy. How about we wander over to those rather comfortable-looking armchairs and sketch out a few general terms? Do I see a bottle of whisky over there? I must say I'd love a drink, if you're offering."

He jumps to his feet and strides across the office. "Me too," he booms and rubs his hands together.

Two hours later, having agreed some basic practicalities, both signed a very general letter of intent and set up further meetings, Marc and I leave his office, step out onto the pavement on Rockefeller Plaza and part with a handshake.

So now I've pressed the button.

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For some nice reviews and interviews about The Imagination Thief, in The Guardian and elsewhere, see http://www.rohanquine.com/press-media/the-imagination-thief-reviews-media/

For a quick synopsis of it, see http://www.rohanquine.com/home-the-imagination-thief-novel/synopsis-and-characters-list-the-imagination-thief/

For the 12 Films in The Imagination Thief, see http://www.rohanquine.com/video-books-films/12-films/

For the Audio-book version and the Video-book version of each of its 120 mini-chapters, see http://www.rohanquine.com/home-the-imagination-thief-novel/audiobook-tumblr-wattpad/

For links to the retailers, see http://www.rohanquine.com/buy/the-imagination-thief-novel-ebook/ and http://www.rohanquine.com/buy/the-imagination-thief-novel-paperback/

And for its Amazon pages, see http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Imagination-Thief/dp/0992754909 and http://www.amazon.com/The-Imagination-Thief/dp/0992754909

The Imagination Thief is about a web of secrets, triggered by the stealing and copying of people's imaginations and memories. It's about the magic that can be conjured up by images of people, in imagination or on film; the split between beauty and happiness in the world; and the allure of various kinds of power. It celebrates some of the most extreme possibilities of human imagination, personality and language, exploring the darkest and brightest flavours of beauty living in our minds.

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