Him | Tyler
“Who is this?”
“This is Theodore. Elsie's phone call pal?”
“More like Elsie's Chorizo!”
“…”
“Stop laughing boy!”
“Don't call me a boy, boy!”
“Fine!”
“Fine!”
“Listen I need your help with Elsie.”
“Yeah. What's up with you guys? She seems a little out of it since yesterday. Did something happen?”
“I told her I was going out on a date.”
“…”
“You're such an idiot.”
“I know. I just didn't wanna hurt the girl's feelings.”
“So you hurt my sister's? Jerk!”
“No! I've cleared everything up now. The date's cancelled.”
“Hm. Good.”
“So you'll help me?”
“You're finally gonna meet her, aren't you?”
“…yes.”
“About time Jerk!”
“Yeah. I'm kinda desperate to see her now.”
“Aw..”
“Stop that. It's creepy.”
“Shut up jerk!”
“Stop calling me a jerk boy!”
“No.”
“So what do I get for helping you?”
“A free pizza?”
“Along with a milkshake?”
“Ugh fine.”
“Okay done.”
“So here's what you're gonna do….”