haikyuu one shots

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A bunch of haikyuu one shots and more to come! All Ships Chat Fics Little space Specials and crossovers More

little space
jealous (kagehina)
jealous (kuroken)
bullied (ushiten)
(Tsukkiyama) the ex
Tsukiyama the ex part two
bullied & little space 2 (Kagehina )
ships
angst Kagehina/kuroken
(Daisuga)
(Kagehina)
"Endless like our love "Kuroken
Bokuka
Tsukiyama
kinonarita
yakulev
kinkuni
Osasuna
iwaoi
Kagehina
Semishira + ushiten
special
Ukatake
Sakuastu

Angst

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Kageyama couldn't hold it in anymore alright tobio why are you here  oikawa said not knowing what was happening kageyama not being able to hold in in anymore started crying uncontrollably as he cried he fell to the ground which oikawa caught him just in time he caught kageyama and asked him with a cracked voice tobio hey tell me what's wrong kageyama with a crying and cracked voice i'm having an episode and panic attacks and im- before kageyama  could even finish oikawa hugged him and said  Im sorry hey it's fine listen to me wait a second im going to call iwa Chan real quick  

*on the phone with iwaizumi*

Hello shittykawa what is it better be important  oikawa with a crackhead voice tried to hold the phone but also tried to comfort kageyama the only things he had to say was tobio he hes having an episode and pan- iwaizumi interrupted oikawa and said i'm on my way bring him to your place i'll bring snacks and ill call kindaichi and kumini

*in oikawas place

Iwas pov

As i go in shittykawas place i hear sobbing tobio i think and run in i see tobio on the floor and oikawa trying to comfort him i drop the snacks and go to hug him and try to comfort him as i hug him he asks what i think he had also asked oikawa he keeps saying iwa why me why me why did i deserve this i try to call him down by saying shh hey i'm here its fine your fine we're here for you it's fine

*a few hours later in the group chat*

                                   Volleyball        crackheadz

Tangerine
Fuck you kageyama how could i ever believe you

Sugamama
Hey hinata what's wrong no cursing

Dadchi
Yeah that's not you

Crackhead 2.0
Wow noya look at this

Rolling thunder
I see this Ryu

SaLt
Wow did tangerine finally curse

Freckles
Tsukki be nice

Milk boi
What why'd you say that what'd i do

Tangerine
That you did that

Sugamama
I'm going to kill you

Dadchi
Your off the team

SaLt
Wow don't you think that's too extreme

Milk boi
No it's fine you guys just know that i spent my favorite memories with you guys and thank you all for helping me learn how to smile you guys were the best love you all i will be getting all my stuff tomorrow and i'll give you the jersey tomorrow you guys are free to punch me tell me what you want i deserve it go ahead

Tangerine
Go fucking kill yourself

Milk boi
Ok

Sugamama
Never step foot in the gym again

Milk boi
Got it

Crackhead 2.0
Your not my bro anymore

Rolling thunder
Same

Freckles
I don't think its cool

Milk boi
Alright  thank you all goodbye

*a few weeks later *

Milk boi added flattykawa

Sugamama
Why tf is he here

Dadchi
Flattykawa why are you here

Flattykawa
Fuck you and mostly you hinata i had to add myself through tobios phone

Rolling thunder
So your together

Flattykawa
of course what do you except hinata broke up with him at such a fucking bad time tf why would you even break up with him

Tangerine
he cheated on me with you

Flattykawa
Are you stupid or are you stupid im dating iwa and i only love iwa i swear yall dumb you didnt even let him explain

Flattykawa added iwa chan

Tangerine
So you cheated on iwa with tobio

Iwa chan
He didn't cheat on me he was comforting him look closer hun there fucking hugging and tobio is crying but no right tell him shit and don't let him explain

Sugamama
I just went back he was crying you can see tears

Dadchi
Same you can

Flattykawa
Here i'll explain tobio was having a episode

Sugamama
Episode what's that

Iwa chan
Don't interrupt for god sake

Flattykawa
An episode is when he gets panic attacks or when he starts getting all sorts of attacks he also has depression so his depression is to the max sometimes he's even suicidal so that day he went to me because me and iwa and kindaichi and kumini are the only ones that know he was planning to tell you guys but he was waiting for the right time so thank you for making him hate himself even more you don't even know how many attacks he has had in the past few weeks yall are so fucking dumb and fuck you hinata he took some pills for your fucking fault telling him to kill himself bitch who tf do you think you are tobio is like my brother so don't mess with brother and tell him awful things i swear he might even hate volleyball i will murder every single one of you with iwaizumi and kindaichi and kumini watch it.

Iwa chan

Also don't even dare contact him if you do i swear to god i will fucking murder you don't hurt him more than you already did if you do your dead you have no idea what hes been through yall should've just asked him to explain  or just should have told me but no go and be stupid bitches and tell him stuff right well one thing GO FUCK YOURSLEF HINATA AND FALLEN KURASUNO guess kurasuno is gunna be fallen again bye fallen crows DONT CONTACT HIM 

Iwa chan and flattykawa are offline

Sugamama
I feel so bad i didn't even know

Tangerine
So he didn't cheat i was wrong

Dadchi
Yeah it makes me sad to even think about it

SaLt
I said it was to much but no one listened

Sugamama
Hey we all fucked up

*a few days later *

Milk boi is online

Sugamama,dadchi,jesus,rolling thunder,Crackhead 2.0,kinoSHITa,naruto, enoSHITa and tangerine are online 

Sugamama

Hey kags i'm really sorry i didn't know

Dadchi

Yeah you can come back to volleyball

Crackhead 2.0

Yeah me and noya are sorry

Rolling thunder

Yeah what Ryu said sorry

Naruto

We heard what happened sorry

kinoSHITa

Yeah sorry

enoSHITa

Yeah we're like really sorry

Tangerine

I'm really sorry please come back i was jealous and i couldn't think straight please come back i swear i'll ask you from now on im really sorry

Milk boi added kurobro,yakumom , and puddin

Sugamama

Kags why did you add him

Milk boi

Milk boi
Mom im in pain

Kurobro
Mom im in pain

Sugamama
Alright i learned from my mistake hinata explain

Yakumom
Kenma why would you do i would love for you to explain

(A/N the next part is a lyric from the song do re mi and heather and maybe i'll add 2 more you never know )

Tangerine
I can explain

Puddin
I can explain

Milk boi
No were not done yet

Kurobro
do
Rei
Mi
Fal
Sol

Milk boi
Yeah

Kurobro
Do

Milk boi
Rei
Mi
Fal
Sol

Sugamama
What is going on here

Dadchi
I...

Kurobro
Yeah

Milk boi
If i can go back to the day we met i probably would just stay in bed

Rolling thunder
:-o

Kurobro
And this one goes out to the sound
Of breaking glass on my Range Rover

Milk boi
Pay me back or bitch, it's over
All the presents I would send

Kurobro
Fuck your friends behind my shoulder

Puddin
Let me explain-

Kurobro
Next time Imma stay asleep

Tangerine
Hey let us explain it okay so-

Milk boi
I pray the Lord my soul to keep,

Kurobro
And you got me thinking lately
Bitch, you crazy

Milk boi
And nothing's ever good enough
We wrote a little song for ya, it go like

Kurobro
Do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin' done with you, boy

Milk boi
So fuckin' done with all the games you play
We ain't no tic-tac-toe

Kurobro
Send the X and O's on another note
I'm do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin' done with you, baby

Milk boi
So send the X and O's on another note, I'm ghost

Kurobro
we wrote a little song for you, it go like

Milk boi
Do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin' done with you, boy

Kurobro
So fuckin' done with all the games you play

Milk boi
We ain't no Tic-tac-toe

kinoSHITa
Should we

enoSHITa
No let them finish

Kurobro
Send the X and O's on another note

Milk boi
I'm do, re, mi, fa, so fuckin' done with you, baby

Kurobro
So send the X and O's on another note, I'm ghost

Milk boi
So send the X and O's on another note, I'm ghost

Song was do re mi by blackbear

Tangerine
Now that your done let us explain

Sugamama
You do have a good reason right

Tangerine
Yes so please liste-

Milk boi
Were not done yet

Crackhead 2.0
Bro im so sorry

Rolling thunder
Same sorry

Jesus
Im praying

Milk boi
I still remember third of December
Me in your sweater, you said it looked better
On me, than it did you, only if you knew
How much I liked you

Kurobro
But i watch your eyes as he walks by What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than a blue sky
He's got you mesmerized
While I die

Yakumom
What do you mean die
Hey kuroo respond

Milk boi
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty

Kurobro
You gave her your sweater
"It's just polyester"
But you like her better 
Wish I were hinata

Milk boi
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
Wish I were kenma

Kurobro
You gave her your sweater
"It's just polyester"
But you like him better 
wish i were hinata

Milk boi
Watch as she stands with her holding your hand
Put your arm 'around her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
But then again, kinda wish she were dead

Kurobro
As she walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than a blue sky
She's got you mesmerized
While I die

Milk boi 
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave him your sweater
"It's just polyester"
But you like her better
I wish I were kenma

Kurobro
wish i were hinata

Milk boi
wish i were kenma

Kurobro
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were

Milk boi
Kenma

Kurobro
Hinata

Song was heather by conan gray

Sugamama
...

Dadchi
I...
I wow that's next level depression

Sugamama
Daichi!

Dadchi
Sorry

Crackhead 2.0
Hey eno let's never break up and never cheat on each other

enoSHITa
Fine i guess

kinoSHITa
Guys shut up im crying

Tangerine
All right im done let us explain already

Kurobro
Still not done

Iwa chan and flattykawa are online

Flattykawa
Tobio i told you to wait we needed food where are you at were both worried

Sugamama
Wait he's not with you

Yakumom
I ran to kuroos house he isn't there too

Dadchi
Where are you guys at

Kurobro
So, you say you're moving out of state
Soon as you graduate... interesting

Milk boi
Anyway, you're leaving
Need a hug? Okay then
Call me up, no thanks man
I'm too busy, don't have time for
Things you say that aren't important

Kurobro
Where's the bathroom at?
Leave me alone

Sugamama
Shut up where are you guys at are you in danger cmon kags tell sugamama

Milk boi
I just came here to the party for the drugs

Dadchi
Drugs no what party you guys are to young

Kurobro
Drugs), drugs, (drugs), drugs, (drugs)
I'm not tryna make a friend or fall in love
(Love), love, (love), love, (love)
So just stop the faking
Not for here for nameless faces
Pointless talking', conversations

Milk boi
(Drugs), drugs, (drugs), drugs, (drugs)
I just came here for the drugs

Kurobro
Look who's here, pink t-shirt

Milk boi
Oh, you met him last year?

Kurobro
Wish I was as cool as you (oh yeah)
Check it out, you got that
Brand new Audi hatchback

Milk boi
But you came here alone
You're too drunk to drive home (oh yeah)
I'm too busy, don't have time for
Things you say that aren't important

Kurobro
Where's the bathroom at?
Leave me alone

Milk boi
I just came here to the party for the drugs
(Drugs), drugs, (drugs), drugs, (drugs)Everybody's either here for the drugs
Or the sex or the money or the fame
He's on the phone asking someone for the plug
And she's on the couch small talking, dropping names
I'm not for here for nameless faced
Pointless talking, conversations

Kurobro
Everybody's either here for the drugs
Or the sex or the money or the fame
He's on the phone asking someone for the plug
And she's on the couch small talking, dropping names
I'm not for here for nameless faces
Pointless talking, conversations
(Drugs), drugs, (drugs), drugs
But I just came here for the

Yakumom
Oi kuroo where the fuck are you at

Milk boi
I just came here for the drugs

Sugamama
Tobio kageyama

Flattykawa
Oi tobio where are you what if you get an episode

Iwa chan
Tobio please tell us your safe and at least let hinata explain (i still don't forgive you )

Tangerine
Thank you so as i was saying so me and kenma di-

Milk boi
Fucking  wait in till we are done then you can explain

                         
Song was Drugs by
Upsahl

kurobro
I don't see you like I should
You look so misunderstood
And I wish I could help

Milk boi
But it's hard when I hate myself
Pray to God with my arms open
If this is it, then I feel hopeless

Kurobro
And I wish I could help
But it's hard when I hate myself

SaLt
Alright lets think like me smart and not do something stupid

Freckles
Yeah we love you

Milk boi
Yeah, late nights are the worst for me
They bring out the worst in me
Mind runnin', got me feelin' like it hurts to think
If this is all that I wanted, I don't want it, gotta be more for me
All the core beliefs

Kurobro
And every morning' I wake up and feel like I ain't my worth 'cause I'm at war with peace
Or go to Hell, welcome to the corpse of me
Look at the body like you ain't nothin' but poor and weak

Milk boi
It's kinda weird
Lately I been feelin' like the only way for me to get away is if I pour the drink
That's more deceit, more defeat
Is this really what I'm born to be?
That's what you get for thinking' you're unique
So poor, but I'm so wealthy
Need help, but you can't help me
What else can the world sell me?
Tell me lies, I still buy 'em like they goin' outta stock
But it's not healthy

Sugamama
My baby crow :/

Kurobro
I don't see you like I should
You look so misunderstood
And I wish I could help
But it's hard when I hate myself
Pray to God with my arms open
If this is it, then I feel hopeless
And I wish I could help
But it's hard when I hate myself

Yakumom
Kuroo i..

Milk boi
Yeah, late nights get the best of me
They know how to get to me
Suicide thoughts come and go like a guest to me
But I don't wanna die, just wanna get relief
So don't talk to me like you think I'm so successful
What is success when hope has left you
I am not a spokesman, I'm a broken record
Sick of doing' interviews 'cause I hate myself, agh!
Come across like it's so easy
But I feel like you don't need me
When I feel like you don't need me
Then I feel like you don't see me
And my life has no meaning, drain me
Hands out, tryna ask for love
But when I get it, I just pass it up
Throw it away and think about it later
Digging' through the trash for drugs
Wish I could give you what you needed, but I can't
I'm scared because

Sugamama
Aww my baby crow its fine baby i'm here momma is here now i think your really beautiful we all do

Dadchi
Yeah your like so handsome on of my most handsome sons

Kurobro
I don't see you like I should
You look so misunderstood
And I wish I could help
But it's hard when I hate myself
Pray to God with my arms open
If this is it, then I feel hopeless
And I wish I could help
But it's hard when I hate myself

Yakumom
Hey kuroo calm down i'm here and you help a lot more than anyone i know love you

Milk boi
I walk through the ashes of my passions
Reminiscing' with the baggage in my casket
Get lost in the questions I can't answer
Can't stand who I am, but it don't matter
We scream to be free, but I stay captured
Knee-deep in defeat of my own actions
Feel weak, but the peace that I keep lackin'
Keeps speaking' to me, but I can't have it
But I can't have it
Keeps speaking' to me, but I can't have it
But I can't have it
Keeps speaking' to me, but I can't have it

Sugamama
Hey hey its fine im here

Flattykawa
Hey tobio remember when you got your first episode i told you it would be me and you i would help you when ever you had one right well right now bro i need to know where you are i need to help you ,you promised me tobio

Tangerine
Im sorry

Puddin
I.. can explain but you have to listen

Kurobro
I don't see you like I should
You look so misunderstood
And I wish I could help
But it's hard when I hate myself
Pray to God with my arms open
If this is it, then I feel hopeless
And I wish I could help
But it's hard when I hate myself
Hate myself
But it's hard when I hate myself
Hate myself

Milk boi
When I hate myself
It's kinda hard when I hate myself
I hate myself
It's hard when I hate myself

Tangerine
Are you done yet

Milk boi
I guess so hinata

Puddin
Kuro

Kurobro
Yes kenma

Puddin
You tell them shoyo

Tangerine
So kenma wanted to try something out he wanted to see if he really liked guys because he liked kuroo but didn't tell him and told me and i was single and I thought kageyama cheated on me so we kissed

Milk boi
You guys looked into it tho

Kurobro
Yeah you did

Tangerine
No kags baby i love you and only you i swear i just wanted to help out a friend it meant nothing i swear

Milk boi

First of all don't call me that you lost that nickname and me when you decided to kiss another guy and btw i'm joining abao josai  and no i'm not coming back to kurasuno thank you guys for everything iwa kawa come pick me up i'm in *****

(I don't know if it's spelled like that )

Iwa chan
Good to have you on our team btw we're almost there but you should have texted us in pm because now the crows know where your at

Milk boi
Bye bye fallen crows maybe tell me when you can fly then you can play vrs me and my team

Tangerine
No please tobio i'll do anything please just dont leave me please don't break up with me i'll eat other things than meat buns i'll do anything i won't make you cry anymore but please don't break up with me

(tharntype fans will know)

Milk boi
Everything i do is for you

(tharntype song playing)

*a few weeks later *

Today karasuno and aoba johsai were having a practice match it was gonna be hard for both of them knowing what had just happened as kurasuno arrived they were gloomy ike so depressed while in the other hand so was aoba johsai but more one person the new guy kageyama tobio kurasunos ex setter also known as the king off the court as kurasuno arrived at the court they said
"thank you for the game" 

and bowed down aoba johsai realizing that they were now there said thank you hinata was looking around to see one person his setter he was gonna make kageyama his again no matter what but how was he gonna do that when he wasn't in the starting line up or even in the court

A few hours later after the game

Hinata was looking for kageyama everywhere he went outside when he bumped into somebody he didn't realize he was really big big he thought he was about to say sorry when the guy punched him in the face and said watch it short stuff  hinata now mad said you watch it huge bitch what did you call me that guy  


the guy said punching hinata in the face again and once again and holding his hands on hinata neck and gripping it tighter and tighter but  let go after some time he saw a rock and was about to hit hinata with it when someone punched him it was kageyama ,Kageyama punched him so hard he fell to the ground he went to hinata to make sure he was okay as he saw Hinata beat up on the floor he realized his mistake he still loved him with all his heart he loved him more than anything with tears in his eyes he said hinata are you okay  hinata with tears in his face said I finally found you tobio Kageyama reached out to carry him and said you finally found me boke 


In Kageyama's room

Does it hurt  he said while cleaning Hinata's wound yes it does so please be gentle he said while flinching to every touch Kageyama gave to clean his wound Hinata with a  now broken voice said im sorry  Kageyama still cleaning his wounds said for what  Hinata now taking it all out said  for kissing kenma I mean he kissed me but he wanted to know if he actually liked guys im so so so sorry  Kageyama looking straight(gay) to Hinata's face  said its fine just pay for what you did Hinata confused said what do you want me to do beg on my knees  Kageyama now smiling said no you must be with me forever

Alright so this is all for my Kagehina and Kuroken angst it was really fun to do but i stayed really late to do it but i still don't sleep because im a weeb #sleep is for the weak but no ways im still doing the confessions and thank you for the reads i swear i'm sorry if i didn't write the right people that did the song or if someone already did this then tell me also this was really hurried but i liked it also again sorry for my bad grammar also please tell me if you want the kuroken side or if you want to see what happens to thank you and also thank. You for the reads

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