the boyz texts - chapter thirteen
jujaehwallric is superior and nobody can convince me otherwise
also i wrote half of this before the stealer was released so pretend it hasn't been released yet lmao skfjjddj N E WAYS STREAM THE STEALER SOTY THE BOYZ WORLD DOMINATION
THE GAYZ
1 person is online
LABOIERICA
stream back door omg
lawofthejuyeon came online
lawofthejuyeon
already did but u were too
busy spamming felix to stream
giVEMEMUNJANG came online
giVEMEMUNJANG
LMAO OUCH T-THAT-
juyeon you have regained my respect
kyuraffe came online
kyuraffe
"who's the leader of 98z? i am."
*ft. chanhee almost spitting out his food in the bg*
LABOIERICA
back door is superior
giVEMEMUNJANG
no❤️
stream the stealer
singingyeon came online
singingyeon
don't spoil it
kyuraffe
but we literally?? sang it??
singingyeon
shh the readers >>>
don't spoil it for them
CEREALOVER came online
CEREALOVER
oh god send help sangyeon's lost his mind
singingyeon
the 4th wall >>>
giVEMEMUNJANG
r u ok.
cANADABOY came online
cANADABOY
no he's not but neither am i
singingyeon
lmao eye—
to my deobi children reading this:
don't mind them
lawofthejuyeon
can we send him to the doctor
LABOIERICA
i'm genuinely concerned
CEREALOVER
sangyeon lost his mind wbk
giVEMEMUNJANG
I'm scared >:(
ppanghoonie came online
ppanghoonie
NO
COME BACK
ISTG IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH A SIX YEAR OLD CHANHEE BY MYSELF ONE LAST TIME I WILL ACTUALLY-
giVEMEMUNJANG
:( i'm Sad
kyuraffe
hi sad i'm changmin
cANADABOY
nO CHANGMIN
ppanghoonie
i will actually lock chanhee inside until he becomes an adult again
giVEMEMUNJANG
Who chanHee? friend?
LABOIERICA
sorry but i laughed
lawofthejuyeon
no one asked
giVEMEMUNJANG
chan chan!
lawofthejuyeon
help i wanna die!
ppanghoonie
wbk so do i 😼
lawofthejuyeon
ugh fml can i just
disappear
cANADABOY
lmao mood 🤠
giVEMEMUNJANG
:( kevin
cANADABOY
why do i feel so attacked-
yes chanhee
kyuraffe
oOh kEvNeW sUpReMaCy
LABOIERICA
FR
singingyeon
hAH LOOK DEOBI YOUR SHIP HAS RISEN
CEREALOVER
IM LITERALLY SO DONE
lawofthejuyeon
yea wtf sangyeon
ENGLISHPRO came online
ENGLISHPRO
so what did i miss
what did sangyeon do 💀
lawofthejuyeon
hi :D
LABOIERICA
HAI HYUNJAE HYUNG!!
CEREALOVER
y'all whipped
singingyeon
yuh! like i am for you~
deobi y'all see what i did i'm smooth huh 👀
CEREALOVER
istg.
ENGLISHPRO
now i get it.
giVEMEMUNJANG
no❤️
ppanghoonie
BISH I THOUGHT I LOST YOU
cANADABOY
lost... him?
giVEMEMUNJANG
no kevin he's talking to his taehyung pc
ppanghoonie
STFU I WAS ABOUT TO CRY THERE
HOW DO PEOPLE SURVIVE IN THIS WORLD WHEN THEIR BEST FRIEND TURNS INTO A LITERAL FOUR YEAR OLD
giVEMEMUNJANG
stfu younghoon
kyuraffe
aM I NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND
ppanghoonie
bbangkyunyu whatever
lawofthejuyeon
i feel so left out chanhee and changmin are ouRs
LABOIERICA
who's "we"
lawofthejuyeon
me and kevin duh
CEREALOVER
the company lady says hi eric
LABOIERICA
i hate u
CEREALOVER
love ya too
ENGLISHPRO
"y-yes i'm a crybaby."
LABOIERICA
i thought we were bros 😔
lawofthejuyeon
YOU LITERALLY WENT
"JUYEON IS LIKE MY BLOOD BROTHER AHAH"
i feel so betrayed
ppanghoonie
yo yo
rapper LJ
i thought you liked hyunjae lmao
ENGLISHPRO
😳 i mean
i like hyunjae too
cANADABOY
the 98z aren't accepting younghoon OR eric in
ppanghoonie
don't be jealous 😼
just because you have chanhee all to yourself doesn't mean you get to separate me from my besties and juyeon from eric
LABOIERICA
juyeon doesn't even care about being separated from me so it's fine
HWALLJIMIN came online
HWALLJIMIN
i came in late but eric :(
did you see him being mad that u brother zoned him 😌
ENGLISHPRO
OMG WE MISSED YOU
LABOIERICA
lmao i think he was talking to me not you 💅
singingyeon
now then
not @ me choking on my coffee
*whispers* deobi be careful while drinking your coffee and watching them argue
CEREALOVER
um yeah no one asked
kyuraffe
is there even a single unproblematic ship in here istg
ppanghoonie
yuh it's us
giVEMEMUNJANG
i threw up
kyuraffe
lmao chanhee you suck
giVEMEMUNJANG
i kind of need help though
LABOIERICA
with what
giVEMEMUNJANG
i kind of got myself stuck under my bed
HWALLJIMIN
why the fuck did you go under your bed
cANADABOY
aight um i'll drag u out i guess
ENGLISHPRO
where's sunwoo and haknyeon
ppanghoonie
i made them go out to buy bread for me
lawofthejuyeon
indeed the real mvp
ppanghoonie
also i was hungry so yeah
and i made them spend their own money
i told sunwoo that if he bought the bread using his own money i'd force haknyeon to go with him
ENGLISHPRO
fucking GENIUS
ppanghoonie
i know i know
the power of sunhak
HWALLJIMIN
so eric
LABOIERICA
what
HWALLJIMIN
you can do better than juyeon.
lawofthejuyeon
???
LABOIERICA
lmao ikr
LABOIERICA went offline
a long ass chapter which is absolutely confusing but that's how we do things in this household :)