All Sou could feel was betrayal along with the empty void in his heart , " Miss Sara?! How could you?! This will be in the top 10 anime betrayals!!! " Sou would scream in agony,, tears streaming down his face.
Sara looked down at Sou, who was kneeling on the floor as Sonics corpse flew around the room, dayumn he was hourglass... jealousy was written all over Saras face, why didn't she have big tiddies like sonic?💔
Sara whipped out her strawberry milkshake from out of her pocket, as she heelied out the window.
Sou listened out for a thud but none was to be heard, hOw cOuLD mIsS sArA dO tHis?!?!
Sou got up off his knees as he sharted his pants in the process, " so she has chosen war.... " he let out a massive sigh as he sharted again, stanky.
THATS WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN BUFF KANNA BROKE THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE DORITO MANSION BREAKING THE WHOLE THING DOWN.
Sou looked up at 14'5 buff kanna, " ah,, my trusty side kick has arrived, i assumed this is because I did a delicious shart? " sou rolled his eyes.
Buff kanna started banging on her chest like a gorilla, " KANNA IS HERE BECAUSE THE KING HAS REQUESTED TO SEE U, LIL SHARTY"
"THE KING?! IVE NEVER MET HIM BEFORE?! SUSPICIOUS!!!" Sou gasped.
Then Aladdin appeared with his magic carpet taking sou and buff kanna, DAM SHE WEIGH SO MUCH, on a magical carpet ride to Poland, because Poland is everywhere. 🇵🇱
Sou arrived at the magical palace where the king was when all of a sudden, doc mcstuffins flung sou to the top of the castle as she sung Barbie theme song.
"WOAH, YOUR MAJESTY ITS AN HONOR- " Sou said, bowing down as he was flung to the king like a bowling ball, that was when he realized,, he was the king?!
" why hello there Sou, my name is Karson, but you can call me Ben Shapiro, i am you just a ben shapiro version❤️ ive summoned you here to tell you about the war-" the king spoke proudly, whilst doing renegade before getting cut out by sous crude words 🙄✋
"BUT HOW ARE U ME?! DUMB HOE HOW IS MY DUMBASS DEAD SUGAR DADDY SUPPOSED TO RECOGNIZE ME NOW?! " he whined, haha sissy. Sou then let out a loud SHART in front of his majesty.
Buff Kanna who was outside heard lil shartys signature calling and smashes the castle in too pieces, but little did she know...
Joe and Sara were outside the castle with monster can guns, ready to fire in seconds before the king Ben Shapiro screamed out, " I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet ass p-word
Make that pull-out game weak, woo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass p-word
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass p-word
Give me everything you got for this wet ass p-word
Beat it up,n word, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this p word right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This p-word is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role play, I wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (ayy, ayy)
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down inside of me
Quick jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I run down on him 'fore I have a n word running me
Talk your shit, bite your lip
Ask for a car while you ride that d-word (while you ride that d-word )
You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang
He already made his mind up 'fore he came
Now get your boots and your coat
For this wet ass p-word
He bought a phone just for pictures
Of this wet ass p-word
Pay my tuition just to kiss me
On this wet ass p-word
Now make it rain if you wanna
See some wet ass p-word
Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroker
I need a Henny drinker, I need a weed smoker
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
p-word A1, just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that little dangly dang
That swang in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's going in dry and it's coming out soggy
I ride on that thang like the cops is behind me
I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo
Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my butt,, he's a bottom feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make you bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"
When I ride the d-word, I'ma spell my name
Ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass p-word
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass p-word
Give me everything you got for this wet ass p-word
Now from the top, make it drop
That's some wet ass p-word
Now get a bucket and a mop
That's some wet ass p-word
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP
That's some wet ass p-word
Macaroni in a pot
That's some wet ass p-word, uh
(There's some whores in this house)
(There's some whores in this house)"
Sara turned her head and looked at Joe in surprise, if she was being quite honest she would never expect her enemy, karson, to sing such heartfelt words from the bottom of his heart 🙀🙀🙀 or he's just a p-word.
Joe nodded at her, " Sara, we can't shoot at them remember! wap forever! ✝️😈", Sara looked back at Sou and Ben Shapiro who were watching buff Kanna continuously smashing this one brick with her fist,, haha dumbass.
"It's fine, we can send them to horny jail,, " Sara sighed, looking down at the two confused baddies in front of her.
Joe and Sara started default dancing, chanting the words 'the real world is cold and scary, mileys pussy fat and warm' over and over again.
Sou cried for mercy, he couldn't end up back in horny jail, he knew keiji would hate him, BUT WHAT IF ALICE WAS IN HORNY JAIL?! 😏😏😏 no sleeping tonight.
King Ben Shapiro flung into the sky without moving a limb in his body, a plane sized seagull run him over mid air, gone but never forgotten 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
Sara and Joe has finished their ritual, teleporting Sou to horny jail and leaving kanna behind, RIP BUFF KANNA 2020
Sou looked around, horny jail was rather dark and he was tied up, kinky
His eyes stopped at a familiar face, is that Alice? "ALICE OH MY GOD HEY SEXY I MISSED YOU BESIDES THE POINT,, WHERE HAVE U BEEN ALL THIS TIME?!?!? "
But that's when Sou realized... it wasn't Alice... his accent sounded oddly british and he look fat, someone been eating too much sweetiest😻🙀
Alice was puffing the ciggies before turning his head to sou, " oi mate, who r yoo? yoo don' sound bri ish, man that's peak, bruv u got noffin' to say? ya betta no' ill shank u, don' even try i' m8"
Sou was disgusted by his manners, where is the alice he knew?💔
That's when all of a sudden a dinosaur appeared and gobbled up roadman alice, he was delicious 🙀😏😏
The dinosaur did the wap dance before YEETing out of existence singing mother mother, Sou whined "DAM I LOST ANOTHER LOVER?! WHY ARE ALL THE DADDIES DYING?! "
boom.
a person appeared in front of Sou, " face it,, ur daddies hate you, " this was bugz, the horny jail guard, maybe is Sou seduced bugz he would be freed?!
Sou pouted seductively, as he was magically now dress as a fucking oompaloompaaaaaaaa DELICIOUS OO YEAH BB.
bugz was disgusted as they slapped Sou across the face, " begone thot. "
Sou cried loudly, what a wimp, sounding like a pterodactyl.
Sou had lost everything, or so he thought 😏
THATS WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN SOMIC TELEPORTED INTO HORNY JAIL LIKE AN ENDERMEN AS HE SUNG AROUND THE CHANDELIER.
"SONIC DADDY?! IS THAT U?!" SOU SHRIEKED HE WAS SO HAPPY LIKE FUCK HIS SUGAR DADDY WHO IS NOT TO MENTION IS PACKING JUST MAGICALLY APPEARED AND WAS ALIVE.
"Yeah it's me bb, daddy schlong schlong 😏" Sonic pulled a classic Debby Ryan as he ripped his shirt off, flexing his 28 pack abs. just how sou liked it.
bugz yelled "IM SAYAKA MAIZONO" before doing a flip in the air and out of existence, this horniness was too much for them💔
Sonic hopped down from the chandelier as he looked at Sou who was tied up, pulling him into a sloppy make out session.
It was getting so hot and steamy in horny jail,, there was no one around to stop them,, haha wet pussy.
that's when a buff kanna was inside a volcano and exploded out of it like a rocket and smashing into horny jail.
guess there's more than one thing smashing tonight 😏😏😏
even peppa pig and sangwoo were smashing after their fight.