-There should be a reality show where flat-earthers have to find the edge of the world.
- phones are probably responsible for reducing graffiti in public toilets
-If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person.
-It's not fair that coffee stains your teeth brown, but milk doesn't stain them white.
-Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of voice cracking in a verbal argument
-The best part of cucumber, tastes like the worst part of watermelon.
-Bean bags are just boneless sofas