Iss ghar mein sab kuch kushal mangal hai. But then again....
??? : Eli re eli kaisi hai paheli, aisa waisa kuch kyun hota hai baheli... Teri need ki dawaiyan... Teri neend ki dawaiyan.... papa ne le li...
??? : abe yaar haad hai... Kaisa gana hai yeh? Yeh gaana hai? Gane ko change karke kya ki hai tu.... Chotu...
??? : tereko kya? Uth varna yeh mera... Tera headphone..
??? : Siya ki bacchi... Rukh... Idhar a tu...
Siya : papa.... Didi piche padi hai..
Dad : kya hua subha subha dono kyun jhagar rahe ho...?
Adah : subha subha gadhe jaisi awaz mein gaana gayegi toh yahi hoga na...
Siya : tu kumbhkarniya neend mein rahegi toh mujhe vura lagta hai... Moti ho rahi hai...
Adah: Dad.... Haad hai yaar...
Siya : hayle meri moto...
Adah: dad... Isse samhalo varna iski...
Mummy : chup! Subha hui nahi aur in dono ki chapar chapar shuru ho gayi.... Haath muh dho kar a... Fir kal se naya ghar, naya college....
Siya : asie kah rehi ho ki shaadi ho rahi hai humari...
Mummy : tum dono ki? Tumhe pyaar ho jaye wahi badi baat hogi... Tum dono ko toh koi muh na lade....
Dad : achha kal tum dono ko Jamwal ji ke waha rehna jana hai...
Siya : hmm... Toh?
Dad : packing ho gayi?
Adah : nahi!
Siya : haan...
Adah : kab ki tu?
Siya : aajhi... Subha....
Adah : huh?! Ab kya karegi?
Siya : bahar jaungi.... Mera sneaker faat gaya hai... Naya lena hai...
Mummy : tera dad crorepati hai... Tu fir bhi purani cheezein pehenti hai .... Normal clothes pehanti hai... Kyun?
Siya : mummy yaar... Money is not everything... Chalo... Dad... Bye...
Mummy : isska kya hoga..?
Adah : yeh mano ya na mano.... Ladki sabse alag hai...
Mummy : hmm... Pith peeche achhi baatein... Kyun re...?
Adah : saamne nahi karni chahiye... Sir pe char jayegi...
Dad : pack karlo... Tumko kal drop karunga... College ke baad.. Pick up karunga aur drop karunga... Baas uske baad iss ghar mein sab ayenge... Umm sorry aaj ayenge...
Adah : kya? Kon?!
Mummy : hum dono ki family matlab humare bhai behen...
Adah : pehle bolna tha na... Rukiye.. *on phone * oi... Kidher hai.. Oh.. Rukh... Main bhi aayi... Aake batati hu... Ok?...hmm...thik hai.. Baas 10 minute de... Hmm... Bye... * cut phone * achha mummy bye... Main toh chali...
She left the house running.
Mummy : dono ke fono rehte kyun nahi hai?
Dad : mujhe kya pata?
On road
Siya : ab bata kya hua hai?
Adah : ghar mein har log ayenge...
Siya : kya? Kyun bhai?
Adah : paglane ke liye...
Siya :chal chor.... Tujhe kuch lena hai?
Adah : maybe... Dekhte hai.. Chal pehle...
We reached the mall. And I went to the shop.
Shopkeeper : hello ma'am...
Siya : didi... Kyun?
Shopkeeper : kya kaha aapne?
Siya : didi...
Shopkeeper : bohot kaam log hi bolte hai... Toh behna... Kya dikhau?
Siya : sneakers... Aur.... Timberlands...
Shopkeeper : ok... Aoo... Dikhati hu..
She took us to a side and showed me 5 sneaker and I bought 2 among them...
And a pair of Timberland
Siya : tujhe kuch lena hai?
Adah : nahi... Chal...
After paying we left the shop and started roaming around. And after roaming around like psycho... At 7:55 pm we reached home. We are going to be judged right now. And at first it started with this...
Both : Mummy... A gaye hai hum dono...
Mummy : are wah!! Madam o ko yaad aya hai ki ghar naam ki koi cheez maujut hai.... Chaliye darshan dijiye living room mein...
Both : humari to ho gayi...
We entered and the first thing heard is...
Aunty : alle beta... Tum dono kitni badi ho gayi ho... Jab last dekha tha to ittu si thi 👌👌....
Siya : ajeeb hai... Are aunty pokemon ka baacha thodi hu jo ittu sa hi rahunga?
Adah : what a line!! De tali...
Siya :🤙🤙
Mummy : haad hai besharmi ki...
Siya : apne toh kabhi ki nahi... Jab bhi koi ata hai tabhi bolte ho ki" haan ji meri beti na dance achha karti hai... Karke dihao... Karegi ki du ek? "....
Dad : shaanti...
Siya : rakhiye aapne pocket mein shaanti ko...
Adah : yeh Shaanti to aapni padosan hai na?
Siya : haan... Kyun papa... Haina? 😏
Dad : room mein jao dono...
Adah : wapas bulana maat papa please.... Khake aye hai...
Uncle from second cousin : achha beta ek minute...
Siya : kya hai?
Uncle : boyfriend hai?
Siya : kyun? Aapko usse shaadi karni hai?
Uncle : attitude maat dikha... Mujhe bhi aata hai attitude dikhana...
Siya : toh kripa karke aapne paas rakhiye... Mujhe to apni wali nahi samhalti.... 😏
And we came upstairs. And started trying out our new shoes.... Then soon came the call of food... We went down and sat down... We started to have naan and panner butter masala
Aunty : are beta aap log ghar mein haath se khatein ho? Ghar se practice karo spoon fork se khana.... Etiquette rules maintain karo.... Varna sasural wale kya bolege?
Siya : insaan hi bolenge.... Natural bolenge...
Uncle : arre... She meant that -
Siya : bachpan se English jharte hai?
Uncle : huh?!
Siya : nahi na... Hindi mein boliye...
Uncle : asalmein unka matlb hai ki sasural wale kharab kahenge...
Siya : kyun kahenge? Unko kaam dham nahi hai kya? Mere etiquette rules pe baat karenge.... Aapke bareme hi baat karenge.. Bhai kon insaan naan roti aur panner chammach se khata hai...?
Aunty : kyun? Hum insaan nahi hai?
Siya :maine kab kaha aapko waisa? Khud kahke mere upar maat daliye...
Mummy : battamez *under her breath *
Adah : aunty baat mat suniye.... Hai hi paagal...
I end my food and left for our room... She came soon after...
Adah :chup nahi reh sakti...
Siya : pagaal hai?
Adah : sometimes I wish ki main teri jaisi bold hoti...
Siya :aur mujhe aise hi main pasand hu...
Adah :chal haat...!!
Siya : soja... Kal nikal na hai...
Adah :haan...
Siya : kal mujhe jiju milenge... Yay!!
Adah :pagaal hai tu? Nahi yaar...*blushes *
Siya : blushing.... Chal soch aapne prince ke bareme.... Main chali sone...
Adah : koi hai bhi?