Person 1: *says something*
Person 2: "Congratulations! Let's celebrate this with a magic trick! Pick a number, any number!"
Person 1: " Seven."
Person 2: "Square it."
Person 1: "Forty-nine."
Person 2: "Now, divide it by the original number."
Person 1: "Seven."
Person 2: "Now... Take away the original number."
Person 1: "Zero."
Person 2: " Congratulations! You have reached the amount of fucks I give."
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