Here's the chapter you horny weirdos
18+ up ahead
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You walk into Elmo's office stressed from what you saw yesterday
"E-elmo" You say
"Yes hun" He responds
"Yesterday day...I don't want to talk about it but... Why did you do that?" You ask Elmo
"She made me hurt you. She had to pay. It's as simple as that".
You look down at your feet.
Elmo notices.
He walks over to you and hugs you.
He looks into your eyes and gives you. a passionate kiss.
I think I know something that will calm you down.
He pushes you on his desk and starts to unbutton your shirt.
He kisses down your neck to your chest.
He looks you into your eyes.
His smile drops.
"May the power of God compel you. "
He grabs you by your waist and throws you on the floor, the next thing you know a priest, two bodyguards, and big bird walk into the room. The two bodyguards hold you down while the priest and Big bird light candles around you.
"You nasty horny weirdo" Elmo says to you.
The priest starts chanting things and dumps holy water on you, your skin begins to burn and you start to scream in pain and horror.
"PLEASE DEMON, LEAVE THIS FEMALE NOW, YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER OVER!"
Big bird holds a cross over your head
He leans down to you and whispers "don't worry hun, it will be over soon"
He pats your head.
Soon your back starts to arch and you feel something come out of your stomach. You look and an effing demon is coming out of you.
I kid you not... A demon.
The priest chants some more and the demon is gone.
You feel... Like a nervous reck.
"Did you get rid of it?" Elmo asked the priest.
"Yes sir" He responds
"Now... Let's talk money"
Elmo, the body guards, and the priest goes out the office into the hallway to discuss money.
Big bird swoops you into his arms and buttons up your shirt. You softly cry Into his fluffy chest as he shushes you and you eventually fall asleep forgetting your stress, fear, and pain.
You just got Rick rolled
Hope you enjoyed your exorcism🙃
Thanks for reading see you next chapter!