The ORC were gathered in the clubroom. After Azazel became their advisor, they had to adjust their meetings and brief the Fallen on certain topics they have to discuss.
"So this is what all of you talk about? Devil jobs and client requests?"
" Yes. We also have to maintain an image to the other students. On their perspective, this is just a regular club who is interested in supernatural phenomena and occult."
"Boring." Azazel commented in nonchalance which caused a twitch in Rias' eyebrow.
" That may be the case but you always have the option to leave things to us." The red head smiled fakely, implying the Fallen to quit from his position.
" Nah. I'll manage somehow." He turned to Erin who had an irritated aura on the couch.
"How are things going on your house, Erin-chi? Did the girls give any sort of entertainment?"
" I am pretty much entertained. Thanks for asking." replied the Goddess in sarcasm.
The truth was she barely had any sleep with the girls fighting over on who gets to sleep in her room. Akeno and Xenovia fought with Rias while Koneko was more manageable. This ended up with Erin not having to sleep a wink to look out for any ambush coming from the girls.
" Haha, I can see that with how tired you look." smirked Azazel in amusement.
Erin waved him off and laid down on the couch; covering her face with a book.
" Leave me alone."
Azazel continued to stare at her, his smirk never leaving his face.
"Who do you like among them, anyways?" The girls flinched at this except for Asia. "Or do you even like them at all?"
Erin ignored him but the Fallen continued.
" What's your type anyways, Erin-chi? I never got to ask you that question."
" Don't you have to proceed with clubroom meetings, Rias?" Erin mumbled behind the book.
The red head shook her head since she was eager to know the answer as well.
" Nope." Rias lied. " We can have that for another day."
" So what are the qualities you like?" Azazel quickly interjected. " It's hard to read you and figure out what you like but in my opinion, you will definitely go well with those high-class, well-mannered types."
" You should continue your conversation with Issei."
" Nah. There's no fun in that. He's easy to figure out and he'll pretty much choose anyone as long as it's a woman."
" Hell yeah!" Issei exclaimed.
" Well for starters, I would like it if the person would stop being annoying like asking about the qualities I like." Erin gritted which made Azazel laugh.
"I know that you won't answer those willingly so I'll just ask those close to you instead." He turned to the twins who gave him passive looks.
" What does Erin like?"
" We are in no place to answer personal questions which should have been directed to Lady Erin." Azusa replied in a stoic expression
"Yeah. Get lost, birdie." Tsubaki squinted his eyes.
Azazel saw this as a challenge and made another tactic.
" Hmm. It can't be debated that carnivorous animals are fond of meat, especially the wild ones like wolves. Moreover, the supernatural ones are particularly fond of a special class of meat. An extremely rare type which I happen to have access on."
" You can't be real." Tsubaki's eyes widened and Azazel smirked at this.
" Yes, I indeed have those meat. You can enjoy those if you answer that question."
" Tsubaki no- "
"Master likes someone who is good at cooking!" Tsubaki replied in a heartbeat which made Azusa face palm.
" I see..." Rias noted same as the rest of the girls.
" You really can't control your behavior."
" Azusa it is that meat! That MEAT! We haven't had those for a long time and I'm itching to get my fangs on those luscious pair of meaty goodness." Tsubaki dramatically exclaimed.
" But it doesn't mean we have to sold Lady Erin out for that."
"Y-Yeah but - "
" HAH! You aren't any better, Tsubaki." Issei victoriously smirked and pointed to the wolf. " You're a pervert as well. A Meat Pervert! You'll do anything just to lay your hands on some meat."
" What the fuck did you say to me?" Tsubaki growled at the boy.
" A M-E-A-T pervert."
*(Block!)*
" Say that again, fucker! That doesn't even make any sense!" Tsubaki was restrained by Azusa. He eventually escaped and chased Issei out of the room.
" Sorry about that, Lady Erin." sighed the ice wolf and Erin just gave a hum in approval.
" Oho, so you like someone who is good at cooking huh?" Azazel cupped his chin. " I can do that for you."
" No one's asking you." Erin rolled her eyes.
"Hmm. And onto the next question. What do you like? Brunettes, light colored- " His gaze fell upon Kiba and he beckoned the Knight to come closer.
" Me?" Kiba pointed to himself in confusion."
" Yeah you. Who else, pretty boy?"
Kiba followed and stood next to Erin in confusion. The Goddess eventually rose from the couch and sat upright.
" Looking at this angle, Blondes pair well with you."
Kiba scratched his chin awkwardly while Erin gave the Fallen a blank look.
" You will definitely look good with any pretty boy out there. Wow. Just by imagining the outcome, I can ascertain that your kids will be extremely attractive." Azazel chuckled in amusement. The Blonde knight lightly blushed while Erin can't believe the words coming out of the Fallen's mouth.
" Why don't the two of you get married already? I'll walk you to the altar, Erin-chi."
" I think you've said enough, Azazel." Rias interrupted.
" Thank you, Rias." sighed Erin.
Azazel leaned his face on his hand and smirked mischievously.
"Erin-chi is the type which attracts a lot of admirers. I mean, you already know about that. Aside from girls, a lot of guys try to hit on her." He shrugged in nonchalance.
" So final question, Erin-chi. Is there a higher chance that you would date boys? or girls?"
" Why are you even so interested in that?" replied Erin as she narrowed her eyes on the man.
" I'm sure that I'm not the only one who is eager to know." Azazel gave a side glance on the girls.
Erin sighed in resignation and eventually answered.
" Well, I never really gave much thought about it. Dating, I mean. But if what they say is true, that You can't help who you fall for, then it doesn't really matter if it's a boy, girl, vampire, or whatever."
"Hmm. That really sounded like you have zero interest on starting a relationship."
Erin stood up and excused herself.
" I'll be fetching Tsubaki before they cause any commotion. Let's go, Azusa."
The two exited the clubroom and silence fell between the remaining occupants.
" Well, there you have it." Azazel said and prepared to leave. " Good luck on your plans, girls."
He passed by Rias and lightly smirked
" Club meetings would resume for some other time, right?"
The girls were then in deep thought about the new discovery. It seems that their plan would be harder than they thought.
- End of Chapter -