Noooo! Gintama anime ended! And so is the manga- oh wait wrong anime.
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Zels POV:
Ya so like I'm back in my house and it's fucken boiling hot in here. Derrieri and Melascula are like having a girls night in their rooms. I could've join in but they said I wouldn't understand so now I'm stuck here. It's really fucken hot and I'm dying. I hate summer. It's too hot for me. But I don't like winter either. The only good thing about winter is that I get to sleep in and cuddle up in my blankets. And that literally it.
"AHHHH!!!" Jesus Christ what the fuck could they be screaming right now. That was Melascula screaming by the way. What the fuck could this bitch be all scared about?
"Eeeekkkk!" That was Derrieri.
"Eeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!" Oh god. Are they screaming or are they moaning?
"Eeeeiiiiiiiii". Ya know what? I'm leaving this house rn. These hoes are possessed. I'm done. These bitches better be sorry when I'm back. So I went out and decided to sit at a park. I sat in this seat which had another chair but it's facing the opposite way. So basically two park chairs against eachother but it's facing opposite of eachother. I sat on one of the chair. Someone else was behind me but was on the other chair. I couldn't see their face bc he was facing the other way but I know his hair is like a light blue. I think this person is homeless bc lately I've been seeing him in this park all the time now.
"Oh kid? Whatchu doing here?" The strange homeless man said.
"Eh nothing much". Why the fuck am I replying? My mum told me not to talk to strangers when I was young. Who knows if he'll kidnap me?
"Life is hard man". He said.
"Hey why are you here all the time now? Are you homeless or something?" I said bluntly.
"Well I lost my job. But I'm just here to think about all the mistakes in my life." He said. He's surprisingly doesn't sound that sad.
"Why?" I asked.
"Well it's because I got into a massive fight with my boss".
"Oh no wonder". I said not giving him any sympathy at all. I sound monotone. I mean that's his fault not mine.
"I've made many mistakes. I wonder if I can stone for all of them. I was brought up to steal and kill people. I had to attack people and steal just to keep on living."
"Ok"
"You're still young little kid. Life's still young. You better make the best decisions of your life or else you'll regret it-"
"Shut up. I don't want to hear that from a homeless person like you who steals and shit". I said in again a monotone voice. He turned around to look at me and I looked at him too. Well what d'ya know it is Bon. One of the sins. He was shocked to see me. I wasn't very shocked since he always been a thief.
"Bye bye useless old man" I said walking away.
"Oi! Come back here you brat!" He yelled.
Bans POV- (something new this time. 🤷🏻♀️😏)
I can't believe I was talking to captains brother. Nows he's going to tell him where I've been! No! I cannot let this happen. *sigh*
Just a while ago I was living the best of my life. I had a wife and kid. We were all happy. But then I screwed it all up in the heat of the moment. I got into a massive fight with cappy. (Captain) I got fired after that. My wife left me before that and took away my son. And now I have nothing left except for these red revealing clothes. At least they look good on me. Ya know I'm sexy looking good in these. Hehehe. Wait no. I have to think positive. If something bad happens to my life then something good must happen right? Well you could say that something did happen. I made an er.... unusual friend. When I say unusual means bag you don't see these two people being friends everyday.
"Oh your here too Ban?" That was Mael. My new odd friend. We started to talk for a little bit. I told him that my application to my new job got rejected.
"Can't you believe it?" I yelled. "These damn freaks! They told me that I have to stop wearing these red clothes. But they've been on me for the longest time in my life. There's no way I'm taking them off now. They're apart of me now. They love me more than my wife love me". I cried. I can see Mael looks annoyed. "Hey you won't leave me right? Like how Elaine left me". I said to my clothes as I pulled them on my body.
"Enough". Then I felt a fist to my face and I suddenly fell back.
"Ow! What the fuck Mael. Why did you punch me?" I yelled.
"Don't blame it on the clothes. If you want a new job then do as they say. Take them clothes off and put on something more professional and part your hair side ways so you look more like a business man". Mael said.
"Hey you know i can't always look like you". I pouted.
Later-
So after a while he gave my new clothes that makes me look like a normal human and have my hair parted. I hate this look. I look disgusting. But at least I have a job now. Turns out I'm the carriage driver. I basically drive people on this carriage to their destination. Sorta like a Uber but in the medieval ages. I stopped in the town square to get customer. Oh look someone came inside.
"Hey guys, where ya off ta?" I said cheerfully.
"Hmp he's not your guy he's our captain". Some tall guy and short guy said.
"Take it easy guys he's our driver". Said this fat guy in the middle. So he must be their leader.
"Take us to the snowy mountains". He said. So I did. But I couldn't take them directly in the snow bc my horses couldn't go in. So I got paid less. Damn fucken kids. I'm just doing my fucking job. I hate brats like them. I went back to a near by village. I got a customer who wanted to go to the liones town square. Perfect. Just where I needed to go. I took her there and she paid me generously. How sweet.
I got many customers in one day. I even got people that I know. Like King, Diane, Arthur, Mael and even Derrieri.
It was almost sunset and I got my final customer.
"Excuse me". This familiar voice spoke to me. I turned around to greet them but who I saw was a surprise.
"You see that huge angel over there with the silver hair and white clothes? Could you run him over and stomp on him just enough until he's at the brink of death?" IT WAS ZELDRIS!!!!!!!! And he wants me to run over Mael? My new friend?! No! I couldn't do that. But I'm desperate for money. Hey wait a minute. I could trick him into thinking I ran over Mael and get the money. I could go really fast so he couldn't see.
"Alright". I said. "Hhiiiiiiyyyyyaaaaaa!!!" I screamed. My horses went really fast. I didn't hit Mael but I went past him. My horses went too fast so I was harder to stop so I ended up in a different town.
"Umm I took you to a different town but I ran I'm over so I could get my pay please?" I said kindly.
"Oh sure". He said with his bastard monotone voice. For some reasons it wasn't as bitchy as I thought it was. Maybe he's just bitchy bc he was with Meliodas.
He handed me money and what I saw was just.... FIVE CENTS!!!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!! Just as he was about to get off I called out to him.
"Hey kid. Are you sure you're not mistaking your change for your travel fees?" I said.
"Oh well I didn't see any blood or bones and I wasn't as satisfying as I thought I was. So I'll just stab him next time".
"Hey hey hey! I can't let you do that kid! And also my money! You can't pay me 5 cents! You know I have to take care of these damn horses and clean their shit up!".
"Oh well this all I have now". He got off and started to walk away. I ran after him.
"Hey! What do you mean it's all you have? Your a fucking stripper or some shit. Shouldn't you have a bunch of money or some shit?"
"Huh? How do you know I'm a stripper? And do you know me?"
"I'm Ban!"
"Ban who?"
"I'm your brothers friend! Well not really anymore"
"Which one? He has like millions"
"IM ONE OF THE SINS!!"
"Be more specific dumbass!"
"I'm the one who cooks you food every time you go to the boar hat!"
"Oh your Bon".
"ITS BAN! BAN! YOU FUCKING DUMB BRAT!"
"Geez I get it. No need to tell".
"You better remember it in ya head kid. You come a lot so you should've know".
"How did you know I was a stripper tho?"
"Oh well about that. I had a customer which is one of your friends and she was blabbering about you".
"Which bitch? And what the fuck did she say about me?"
"It was Derrieri I think. Ya know the one with orange hair".
"Oh you mean Dairy milk. Ya what did she say?"
"She was talking about how her friend is gay and he's a thot and he sounds like he sucked on 50 cocks bc his voice is so high. Oh and also she said how your a midget and she makes fun of your height. She didn't say your name but I'm assuming it's you since she was saying he and the description matched you. She also said that you were a dirty prostitute and a terrible stripper".
"Ok well first of all why would she say those things about me to you? And second I'm killing that bitch".
"I guess she just needed to rant. How am I supposed to know how your friends are?"
"Uh ew."
"Well are ya going to give me more?"
"Nope".
I got mad. This little fucking beat! After all I did for him, he pays me five cents! I got really angry and punched him in the face.
I got fired after that bc he told on me.
—the next day—
So I was sitting on my usual bench in the usual park. I was looking at the sky and sighing. Mael did so much for me. He got me new clothes and styled my hair. But I didn't like it. Well at least I returned them to him. I still haven't made up with Cappy. He's probably so mad still. I haven't seen my kid in ages. He's probably doing fine. Then I heard footsteps walking towards me. I heard a person sat behind me.
"Oi homeless loser. What are you doing here again?"
Oh. It's this bitch.
"What ya think Zeldris? I wonder who made em loose my job?"
"Hey. You deserved it old man for punching a small little boy like me".
"Hey your older than me!" I yelled.
"But even if I lost my job I'm still happy. I don't have to go around being people to places in uncomfortable suits and style my hair sideways just to look professional. This is me and this is who I am. My spiky hair and clothing depicts who I really am!"
"Oi old man. Just bc you used a some what fancy word doesn't make you sound cool. You probably learnt it yesterday. Even if you do you're still a jobless loser". He said walking away.
"Hey! I'm one of the sins! I'm cool!"
This fucking brat. I'll kill him someday. But what he said made me feel like shit. Captain.... I want my job back.
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That's it guys. Thank you for reading. It's not that great since Idk what this book is about anymore but next chapter will feature Arthur. (I kinda forgot he existed in this book) oopsies. 🙊