Chapter 100 guys! Wow, I have no life, this is going to be one Incorrect quote for every fandom I'm in, so buckle up, this is gonna be a long one.
Dear Evan Hansen
Alana: Esto es tu culpa.
Jared: I know, I know!
Connor: Wait, you know Spanish?
Jared: Nope. I just know the phrase "this is your fault" in every language spoken to me.
Be More Chill
Jeremy: The French has given you good things... like french toast!
Rich: French kissing.
Michael: The guillotine.
Stranger Things
Dustin: *Breaks through the window while Mr. Clarke is sleeping*
Dustin: I have- stop screaming, it's me- I have a science question.
Heathers
JD: Storytime! *Walks up to Heather Chandler*
JD: The lass was the queen of the realm Westerberg... *Pulls out gun* But not for long! *BANG*
Hamilton
Peggy: What's another way to say stupid?
Angelica: Dumb, idiotic, unintelligent...
Eliza: Alexander.
Six
Aragon: Is anyone going to tell me what is going on in he(e)re?!
Kitty: It's kind of complicated, but Anne-
Aragon: Got it, forget I asked.
Sanders Sides
Virgil: How many cups of coffee would you consider to be too many?
Logan: Why do you ask?
Virgil: Because, I just drank like, fifteen.
Logan:
Virgil: I can smell colors.
The Pals
Denis: How did you convince everyone to betray me like this? What did you offer them?
Corl: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you and they all instantly said yes.
Newsies
Race: Is there a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Spot: I'm happy to see you.
Race: There is definitely a knife in your pocket,
Spot: But I am happy to see you.
SpongeBob the Musical (pls don't judge)
SpongeBob: You watch your mouth before I show you the back of my hand.
SpongeBob: *holds up hand to reveal the words 'please be nice to me.'*
Yandere Simulator
Osoro: What do you want, dickbag?
Ayano: Tell me, do you just pair random obscenities with equally random nouns? Cocklamp? Asscarriage? Shitrooster? Is that how this works?
Osoro: Note to self, call someone shitrooster.
The Magic Schoolbus
Miss Frizzle: Road work ahead, uh yeah, I sure hope it does.
Did you guys like this? Should I do this every 100 chapters, or should I do something else? All suggestions welcome.