you: *standing on a podium in front of the whole school* hi parents.
you: I'm gay. *collective gasp*
you: come here, baby.
you: *kiss your gf on the lips*
you: let the concert begin!
band: *starts playing*
10 Ways to Come Out to Your P...
By pluto-bean
Don't try these at home. In technicality it's comedy, but if you want to ask for advice in the comments, I wi... More