you: dad, I don't wanna be like Harry Potter.
dad: oh, that's easy. You're not magical.
you: *facepalm* not like that. I'm coming out of the closet.
dad: okay...
you: I have a girlfriend
dad: THEN YOU'RE LIKE HARRY POTTER!
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you: dad, I don't wanna be like Harry Potter.
dad: oh, that's easy. You're not magical.
you: *facepalm* not like that. I'm coming out of the closet.
dad: okay...
you: I have a girlfriend
dad: THEN YOU'RE LIKE HARRY POTTER!