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Now onto the story
Last time
Seras: sir what that coffin always over there
Integra: no it wasn't
They both looked to see a little boy probably 12 years old boy Who had uncanny resemblance to Alucard even the clothes as well
Both: ALUCARD/MASTER SINCE DID YOU TURN INTO S CHILD
???: Where i am who are you my name is y/n
Integra: it says here y/n is Alucard's son!?
(intro)
And now
Y/n looked at both Seras and Integra were interested at they continued screaming that Alucard has a Son who Alucard make suffer nine months of hell with a bun in the oven.
Seras: So y/n is master's son
Y/n: yep hey Miss Integra can I ask you something
Integra: what is it y/n
Y/n: can... I go for a walk
Both of the girls looked at the boy they began rembering when the boy's father would go out to walk chaos with an unyielding negativity drown out the light.
Integra let out a sigh she smiled as she spoke
Integra: yes
Y/n smiled happily as he ran outside. Seras looked at Integra shocked at what she saw.
Seras: WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT !? you know what happens whenever Alucard goes for a walk !
Integra: well hopefully he won't cause too much trouble as his father, also Seras I'm sending you to Kouh Japan to expand Hellsing.
Seras: okay expand Hellsing that's easy
Integra: good, cause your also taking y/n with you
Seras: WAIT WHY
Integra: because you'll be the new Master of the Hellsing HQ in Japan, And I had Alucard as my vampire so like it or not y/n is yours alright
Seras sighed in defeat as she have to take Alucard's son To Japan
Seras: yes ma'am
Integra: okay the, also how do you feel about pizza for lunch.
Times skip by Ruby using a new scythe
Seras with pizza boxes along with Integra who came with to get tea from her deceased butler Walter's cabinet but when she opened the door Seras saw y/n had basically destroyed the room
Seras: WHAT HAPPENED
Y/n popped out from nowhere and saw Seras and told her what happened
Y/n: okay before you say anything-
Integra: What did you do
Y/n: okay... I did nothing wrong
Both girls: BULLSHIT
Y/n:
Flash back
Y/n was covered in blood after going for a walk after killing a bunch thugs. Soon integra saw in but ignored the bloody mess he was. She walked to him and spoke
Integra: y/n do you know anyone with special powers
Y/n: I know some people why
Integra: good because the Hellsing HQ in kouh and yes invite your friends if you have any.
Y/n: okay
Flashback end
Y/n: and that's what happened
Integra: yes asked you that early but what does it have to do with the mess you made while we were gone.
Y/n: oh that, yeah one of my Hellpup got away and now I can't find him
Integra: okay then makes sence
Seras: WAIT what
Integra: Alucard's dog baskerville would sometimes go wild and do it's own thing, last time that happened Walter had to use wire to clean it's teeth, it took him a week to do it.
Seras: oh GOD
Suddenly a noice is made making the three of them look around, they turned around and saw the noice and come from behind the destroyed bed. Soon something comes out, to reveal-
Y/n: Grimm *hugs the dog* found you
Y/n continued to hug his hellhound making the girls make an "awe" sound at them, later Integra told Seras They would go to a kouh tommorow.
Scene change: kouh
O.R.C POV
Rias's peerage had gone with Sirzech has they been told to report after they had defeated a powerful stray devil
Rias: good job everyone at killing the stray everyone. Koneko what do say
Koneko: I had to watch issei nearly die three times today, it's like fate was laughing at me, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE HIM ALREADY !
(A/n: anyone who gets the reference gets a cookie)
Issei: hey !
Akeno: oh konecko what do you want issei I may need him give something good later~ Ara ara~
Rias: akeno issei is mine now everyone go home tommorow we need to be prepared tomorrow
Next day
After the girls woke up in issei's house they got ready for school. When they left were standing in front of a new house
They both walked to the house that someone rich would living in.
Issei: WOW a house is huge someone much be rich.
Rias: I sencd someone with a great power maybe I can make them join my peerage
Unknown to them the son of the monster of god will be their neighbor
Y/n POV
Integra: What's wrong, y/n?
Y/n: It's seras. He's mad at me.
Integae: Why?
Integra: I beat her in a game, cause she's trash. And now she won't talk to me.
Integra: Just speak to him, boy.
Y/n: I tried sir Integra, but nothing's working. Doesn't matter what I say.
Integra: Don't speak to her with your words, y/n . Speak to her... with your heart.
In the next scene, y/n is having a big boombox to speak to seras
Now playing Baby come back by Player
Y/n: I spend all my nights, all my money going out on the town
Doing anything just to get you off of my mind
But when the morning comes I'm right back where started again
Trying to forget you is just waste of tiiiiiiiiime!
Seras come back!
Any kind of man could see
There was something in anything about you!
Seraa come back! (Yeah)
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you!
Integra: *on the phone* SERAS YOU SHOTACON LOVER
To be continued
A/n: hey guys before we start to today this story just hit more VIEWS that I expected. I JUST POSTED THREE PARTS now a fourth is much more, either you guys good people or just people with some culture. so far I'm Seventeen right now and when I graduate high school I'll want to work at Target there I'll get money to buy the stuff needed to start a YouTube so yeah I don't expect it was good but I the future I will try to be better
Also I've been feeling like shit so yeah I literally half assed it deal with it man