Skkrrtt // TXT jokes

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Almond milk
Beach day
Feeling blessed
DISNEYLAND
Horror house
Expensive girl
Goodnight
bruh.
txt ft. bts
MAN PERIOD
Home alone
Google
drunk Yeonjun
Halloween
💫Yeonbin💫
Random shit.
1am
Daddy-
𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗬 𝗦𝗔𝗙𝗘
ωнατ
HeY
Be good
sO hAwT
poOr bABy
uwu
The hell??
damn
bITCH WHAT
hA
uwu
SORRY
Glad you asked
AH-
Oof
Bad word
Jxjsjnss
Please
Test
boop ft. Park Jimin
fLiRt( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
amen🙏🏼
wHip & nae nae
Mess
I-
bad boy
Sneaking out
He giggled
Unholy screams
Japanese
Monster
Dinosaurs
Compliment
wait.
Good at hiding
bird
vodka.
Letter
😶oopsies
Air
hoe.
Water
Memory
God?
Dramatic Measures
Person
Sadness
Pink
hMpH
🗿🗿🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
Married😌❤️✨
A/N
fgdghshghfgsh
bubbles
gift
baby hyuka
poison
adsfghdgjkl
bSfgHgRpF
omagahd
bro-

cHaOtIc F u c c s

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It was a normal day in the bighit dorms until...

Jungkook:*bursts the door open* SUP YOU FUCKING BITCHES GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IT IS TODAY

Soobin:we get it hyung, it's your birthday

Jungkook:lezgo celebrate in McDonald's

Jin:nah bitch we're eating here,i cooked food

Taehyun:fINALLY LET'S ALL EAT

Jimin:*enters the room with a cake*
IT IS I,THE CAKE FAIRY

Taehyung:*pops out next to jm* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YO-

Hoseok:oOoOo CAKE

Hueningkai:*walks inside the rooms with balloons* Is the Black supposed to be- OH HI JUNGKOOK HYUNG HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Namjoon:oH SHIT JUNGKOOK'S PRESENT BROKE

Beomgyu:are we supposed to have Watermelon or Banana?

Yeonjun:y'all i bought dior for Jungkook hyung

Jungkook:i-

Yoongi: Y'all stfu im sleeping

Soobin:I swear to god I should've just left this family

Jungkook:are you guys gonna sing for me or what?

Jimin:*clears throat* Okay attention my bitches-

Felix:did you call?

Jimin:i- what- Since when did you get here?!?!

Felix:i don't know *disappears*

Jimin:uhm..okay? BACK TO SINGING

Taehyung:okay one two three start

All of them:*out of tone* Happy Birthday Jungkookie~

Jungkook:*sheds a tear* I love y'all u ugly bitches

All:*hugs Jungkook* We love you too ggukk! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Beomgyu:can we eat the cake now..

adjsjjfjd sorry for not uploading for so long,i have been busy with school and stuff lately adhddndjsdn

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