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This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (...

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Michael, babysitting Jamie: Uh-oh. She's crying. What do we do?

Ghostface: Comfort her.

Michael: How?

Ghostface: Start by hugging her.

Michael: Start by what?

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