"fumking shit i forgomt my fumkimg phome in them allemway." Josh bolted out of his bed and got his phone made specifically for dead idiots
"ahm therm you arm" Josh said happily
"this is the most ive ever heard u speak" playz showed up behind josh
"whym do um always followm me idiomt ur gonnma give me a hearmt attackm"
"ur dead u cant get a heart attack u fucking dumb idiot"
"omh"
"ok"
"so do u wanna go to the dumbass park where we met when u fell face first u fucking dead dumbass bitch fortnite player how can one be so fucking clumsy anyways oh yes this is not a request this is a command" playz said
"omka-" playz yeeted josh the fortnite player to the park before he finished his reply
"howm dimd u yeemt me im deamd"
"idk magic im batman"
"im spidermamm"
"ok josh"
"thims plamce ism full of karems"
"i know I feel bad for the park Wanna get hit by a train Oh wait right u cant ur dead already"
"would u loomk amt that thomt"
"ah yes a thot If she breathes shes a thooot"