Source: wolfbit1232
Picture not mine
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Warning: He is a psychopath, he may kill you, he may not.
Materials
-Closet
-No lights
-Midnight
-Your voice
Steps
-Sit crossed-legged in the middle of your closet, your back away from the door, with the lights off.
-Cover your face with your hands and close your eyes, and shake your head back and forth. (Still covering your eyes and face.)
-Say this three times: "He's in here with me" still shaking your covered face.
-Then remove your hands, DO NOT OPEN YOUR EYES.
-Call out once: "Jeff?" Before taking a deep breath. Now you may open your eyes.
To get rid of him, give him a compliment.
Honestly, I think giving him a compliment can result in you get a carved smile, but okay.
-Lovesick