A/N reminder this is satire and purely for comedic purposes
To set the scene US presidents and such (or important people) all go to the same school in 2020
🥕Trumps pov:
I walked down the hall towards Hilary Clinton, the most popular, richest and sexiest girl in the entire school whom I, Donald J Trump, the most popular boy, was about to ask out. To be completely honest though, I didn't want to. I'm pretty sure I'm gay and don't feel attracted to girls but I needed to prove I was straight to everyone, especially myself. Anyways, I already liked someone else. Barack Obama. I couldn't help it, he was the hottest person alive and every time I thought about him I-. My thoughts were cut off by me arriving at Hilarys locker. I took a deep breath and said in my most seducing voice,
"Hey girl" while leaning up against the nearby lockers and winking at her. She very obviously blushed as she shut her locker and smiled,
"Hi Donald". I quickly realised I had no idea what I was doing but she quickly said,
"Wanna come to my place later, my parents aren't home". Now, it was my turn to blush as I quickly registered my self and said
"Sure".
"See you there", she giggled and skipped away to her friends, just as the bell went to start school. I went into the classroom and sat next to my best bud Abraham Lincon. He asked,
"SO, how'd it go with Hilary ?"
I sighed "it's a date".