LOL!!!

By constant-confusion

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This book is going to be some jokes, quotes and other things that I have either heard of or read. None of t... More

My first book!!
Lemons
Google vs. Yahoo!
Lemons 2
Beautiful
Sarcasm
Titanic Cookies
Unicorn
Unicorn 2
Mind blown
LOLZZZ
Hair Cut
Guess what i saw?
Unicorn3
Floor
Can/Can't control
God made
Early bird
Early bird2
Roses are red
Unicorn4
Potato
Normal
Irony
Falling
Hi five
Friends
That moment
Slap
Lemons3
Insult...
Roses
Left
HELP!!
Weird
poop
Right and left
Justin Bieber dies
Nice costume!
Pen
Skinny Jeans
That sad moment...
That weird moment..
Penny for your thoughts
Beats
Justin
Sara
Blondes
What do you call it
White out
Farm
Ice
Light bulbs
Yo mama
PLEASE READ
firegirlstar1
846!
DorkVader5303
DorkVader5303 #2
THANK YOU!
That sad moment
Rebels be like...
Cover contest!
Thank you firegirlstar1
That weird moment
Thank you so much!
To all the people who take offense to my jokes
Tie me (timey)
3.88K READS!!
Thank you IsaHalin
Lonely_emo_chick
Lonely_emo_chick #2
Lonely_emo_chick#3 Lemons3
Lonely_emo_chick#4 Daisy
Black Friday Microwaves
Thanks Miaouchann
What do you call a _______??
TAGGED!!
I AM SO SORRY
cheesy pick up line 1
cambell
what if...?
What if...? 2
Math jokes are fun
Sailors
(A/N) Please read
Heart attack moments
Conversation
Noodle
Conversation 2
What do you get?
Do you think?
Atch
I can't dance...
Spread the love
Singing in the shower
Parallel lines
Jim & Joey
100 parts!
Bees
Hat Rack
Convo between walls
How do you...
Musical whales
Holy water

Stupid

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By constant-confusion

Sleep is my drug,
the bed is my dealer,
my alarm clock is the police,
and school is the jail.
Stupid scool.

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