Y/N was chilling in his house. It had been a few days since he slapped that one stray out of existence, and decided it would be best to relax.
"This is different. I'm not used to the author being this kind."
"I, sense fallen near Issei."
The plot had other plans.
"I hate you author."
;)
"Don't fucking wink at me!"
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"Is he with that nun?"
"Indeed."
Y/N and Ophis were currently hiding in a bush and watching Issei.
He had been hanging out with that one Nun from the last chapter.
ASIA "WHITE MAGE" ARGENTO
Y/N didn't think much of her. Not until she explained her backstory.
"She was excommunicated because she healed a devil? Bastards."
If there is one thing Y/N hates more then the supernatural getting involved with Humans, it's Catholicism as a whole.
Suddenly, Issei and Asia are interrupted by Raynare.
"I'm gonna let this play out."
"Why?"
"I want to see Issei get his ass beat."
//With Issei//
"Y-Yumma?"
Raynare laughs at Issei.
"So you survived? And as a devil too."
"...Raynare..." Asia speaks softly.
Issei grits his teeth.
"What does a fallen angel like you want!?"
"I don't want a filthy low class devil like you speaking to me. That girl with you is our personal belonging. I want her back."
//With Y/N//
"Why are you coming back to me? We won't see him get his ass beat this way."
"It, would be best to intervene."
"But that takes effort."
"..."
"Don't ... me!"
"..."
"Fine! I'll dropkick the crow."
//With Issei//
"I was told your sacred gear was dangerous! But it see-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP KICK!"
Y/N dropkicked Raynare into a nearby pillar.
"W-what the!? Y/N!?"
"Just get Asia outta here! I'll deal with this."
Issei nods before dragging Asia away.
"YOU!" Raynare growled angrily.
"Me!"
Raynare throws spears of light at him.
"Alright Ophis, let's get to work and cause a distraction."
"Very well"
Y/N raises an arm snakes shooting out of his sleeve.
The snakes and spears collide with ferocity.
"Are you even trying? It seems to me that I have already won!" Y/N taunts.
"I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD YOU FILTHY HUMAN!"
Y/N appeared right next to her, holding a baseball bat.
"Aaaaand he swings!"
CRACK!
"Aaaaand she's outta dere! It's a homerun folks!"
Y/N lands back on the ground.
"Welp! I've done my job. Time to go home."
"I, want doughnuts."
"We'll take a stop at a bakery."
"Yay."
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Y/N opened the door to his house, box of doughnuts in hand.
"Nani? The fuck are you doin' here?"
He was addressing Issei and Asia.
"Better question. How did you get inside? Stop making me ask all these questions damnit!"
"Ugh... the plot demanded it?" Issei shrugs his shoulders.
"...Fuck it. You aren't having any of our doughnuts though."
"Touch them, and you get bit." Ophis piped in.
"Um... your name is Y/N right?" Asia asked.
"Yeah. What about it?"
"T-thank you for saving me. But-"
"Shh shhuuuush! No buts. I put in the effort to save you and I will not let you just waltz back in there.... Fuck these doughnuts are great."
"Look, Y/N. I asked Rias if we could do something about the fallen, but she denied me. Can you do something about it?"
"Fuhk Thomaho!" Y/N spoke while eating a doughnut. "Do it anyway. Get Sir Kibble and Neko to help you. I've done enough."
"Y-Y/N, could you please help? I don't want to go back to the fallen angels." Asia begged.
"Kay."
"What the fuck!?"
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That night, Issei, Kiba and Koneko waited for Y/N to show up.
"He did agree to help, right?" Kiba asked.
"He's coming." Koneko answered.
Sure enough, Y/N approached the group.
"Sorry I'm late. No I'm not, fuck you. But I had to pick up something."
"Like what?" Issei questioned.
Y/N pulls out a large flamethrower from out of nowhere.
"The Flamer. The Heavy. Flamer."
The three slowly look towards Y/N.
"It's time to PURGE THEM IN HOLY FIRE!" Y/N kicked the church door in. "DIE SCUM!"
"Let's never piss him off."
"Agreed."
"Pussies."
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Long story short.
Issei unlocked his full sacred gear.
And Asia asked to become a devil. Why? Plot.
"Congrats Issei. You are no longer extremely useless."
The ORC was in the clubroom, celebrating Asia joining.
"Was that a compliment?"
"Now you're pushing it."
The scene fades to black.
That's the chapter!
The next few chapters are going to be centered around Y/N's relationships.
Think of it like social links.
I plan on doing Ophis first, but feel free to leave suggestions for who's next.
Next Chapter: Infinite Love