Jarvis: *opens the trunk*
Daniel: oh my god, I'm gonna gag and not in the good way
Angie: *laughs*
Peggy: *looks him dead in the eyes* Really now?
Jarvis: Can we please take him out?
Peggy: I'll do it *takes Jack's dead body out of the trunk*
Daniel: *disgusted* oh my god put him down. *whispers to Angie* he's so red
Peggy: *looks at Daniel* I'm going to deal with you later
Angie: Did he have any relatives?
Daniel: No I don't think so
Peggy: That's a good thing
Jarvis: Should we let him here
Peggy: No we should bury him if we let him here someone will find him.
Jarvis: So? They won't know it was us.
Peggy: Mr Jarvis have you ever been hanged.
Jarvis: No I don't think so
Peggy: Well it is very unpleasant
Angie: girls cut it off. Let's bury him and get the job done
Jarvis: Were are we going to find a shovel?
Angie: We'll use our hands. If we all help we will get the job done quicker.
Peggy: *gets down on her knees*
Angie: Peggy I don't think this is a great time plus you have a girlfriend.
Daniel: *laughs*
Peggy: *slaps him* Down! Now!
*meanwhile*
Ana: *opens the door* hi
Dottie: hi
Ana: *sits on the bed* Are you okay sweetie?
Dottie: *starts crying* why do I have to do things like that?
Ana: *hugs her* it's okay.
Dottie: Where's Peggy?
Ana: She left.
Dottie: I just wanted to have this great party and-and kiss her on midnight and have this great night and I ruined everything
Ana: If Peggy isn't here on midnight you can kiss me
Dottie: pfff I cant kiss you.
Ana: Wait you don't kiss your girl friends?
Dottie: maybe it's because I don't have any girl friends
Ana: I do it all the time.
Dottie: Really?
Ana: I'm straight so yeah.
Dottie: *hugs Ana* thank you
Ana: Lets go down and have a great time and when Peggy comes you'll get up here and do your thing
Dottie: I don't think I'm in the mood for sex
Ana: Dottie! Apologize!
Dottie: ohhhhh yeah that too
*meanwhile*
Peggy: How deep it is?
Jarvis: Deep enough to fit him.
Daniel: *pushes jacks body into the grave* bye bitch
Angie: Yes bitch! That's the spirit!
Peggy: *sighs* oh my god
Jarvis: Can we please go? It's almost midnight
Daniel: Wait! I don't have a kissing partner
Angie: I'll kiss you
Peggy: Ana is going to kiss Dottie on midnight and-
Jarvis: Ana? My wife Ana?
Peggy: Yeah we were talking about it and she said she wanted to kiss Dottie. It's just a kiss
Jarvis: So that means I'll have to kiss-
Peggy: *smiles* Daniel!
Daniel: But I-
Angie: I'll take Peggy!
Jarvis: Splendid! Shall we?
*30 minutes later*
Jarvis: *pulls into the driveway*
Peggy: Lets hurry!
*they all rush inside*
Dottie: Peggy I-
Peggy: Not know Honey.
*all of them* 5..4..3..2..1
Dottie: *starts making out with Ana*
Daniel: *starts making out with Jarvis*
Angie: *starts making out with Peggy while she grabs her ass*
Jarvis: Happy new year!
Ana: Happy new year darling! *kisses him* Daniel!
Daniel: Yes
Ana: Edwin has a weird stuff on his lips.
Daniel: Oh it's my new chapstick. Vanilla flavor
Ana: It tastes so good. Wait. You kissed Edwin?
Jarvis: I'll have to admit it Daniels lips are so soft.
Ana: *giggles* well someone isn't done yet with their new year kiss
Peggy: *is still making out with Angie*
Dottie: *goes up to Angie* Angie darling could you please take you tongue out of my girlfriends throat?
Daniel: *gasps* she did not!
Peggy: *grabs Dotties hand* lets go.
Dottie: You're hurting me!
Peggy: *goes outside* Are you out of your fucking mind?
Dottie: I'm so-
Peggy: *starts yelling* YOU NEVER TAKE THE BLAME FOR THE CHOICES YOU MAKE AND I ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE UP FOR YOU SHIT! IF IT WASNT FOR ME TONIGHT 20 FUCKING FBI AGENTS WOULD AREEST YOU FOR COKE POSSESSION.
Dottie: Peg I'm so sorry
Peggy: No! I can't do this anymore! *goes inside* sorry to break it to you guys but I'll have to leave
Angie: Peggy! *runs behind Peggy*
Peggy: *stops* what?!
Angie: Lets go to my place, I have a bottle of schnapps and a freshly baked apple pie.
Peggy: Sorry Ang But I'll have to pass. Goodnight
*2 hours later*
*knock knock*
Angie: *wakes up* oh god *opens the door* hi *smiles*
Peggy: Do you still have that bottle of schnapps?
Angie: Oh Peggy. Come in
Peggy: *goes in*
Angie: *closes the door*