Your Escape From Reality

By Thewritestuff651

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Hey, folks! Here is another collection of short stories, to make you laugh, and make you smile, when you're f... More

Closet Won't Open
Wearing Jeans In The Heat
Sitting On The Casket With Benjamin Inside Of It
Forgetfulness Gets Chased By Lions
Benjamin In North Carolina Via Virtual Reality
Benjamin Lost His Wallet
I Wish I Was Tall
Warren's Birthday Is Next Week
Benjamin Playing The Crew Again
Forgetfulness Eats Out Of The Trash
Emma Playing Piano
No Air Conditioning!
Too Many Jeans!
Need Ideas Please
Benjamin Is Acting All Cuckoo
Offered A Ride To California
She's Covering Her Ears For A Good Reason
Putting A Stick Of Butter Into Her Jeans Pocket
Pinching Her Brother's Cheeks
Love My Jean Shorts
Rainy Days Don't Have To Be Boring
Benjamin Tries To Go To North Carolina
Forgetfulness Wants To Go To Maryland
Tracking Down Benjamin
Emma Arm Wrestles Shirlana
Almost To North Carolina
Friday Lunch At 5 Guys
Benjamin Is Being Brought Back To Connecticut
Benjamin Strapped To The Chair
Baked Cookies For Her
Benjamin Is Still Strapped To The Chair
Ken Doesn't Untie Benjamin
Throwing Eggs At Benjamin
Telling Him To Shut Up? Bad Move!
2020 Locked In The Closet
Benjamin Is Forced To Eat Butternut Squash
Just Leave The Girl Alone
Forgetfulness Is So Nasty
Forgetfulness Made A Stupid Mistake
Benjamin In The Washing Machine
Benjamin Is Scared Of Us
Benjamin And The Sharks
Game Over Is The Worst!
Benjamin Chased By Pitbulls
Benjamin Is Not In Charge Here! I Am!
Forgetfulness Turn Down That Music!
NYC Trip
Forgetfulness Gets Teased By Clowns
Benjamin Gets Strangled By Homer Simpson
Forgetfulness Can't Sing
Freshman Orientation
Forgetfulness Is Bored
Benjamin Locked In The Trunk
I Love Tickling You And Pinching Your Cheeks
Aidan Got Arrested
In The Pool In The Rain
Laughing Too Hard
Benjamin's All Tied Up At The Moment
Benjamin Will Soon Be Part Of Social Skills
Benjamin Is So Ignorant
Forgetfulness Has To Get A Shot
A Mean Spirited Grandpa
Sharing Some Pizza With My Buddy
Speaking Spanish To My Abuela
We're Trapped In A Closet! Help!
Benjamin Chops Onions
Benjamin Leave Me Alone!
Forgetfulness Gets Ignored On Facebook
The Mean Grandpa Gets His
She Is Wrestling An Alligator!
Pam Is A Sweet Person
Pam Speaks Russian
Opening Someone's Locker Cause I Feel Like It
Making Melissa Disappear In The Closet
Shut Up And Go To Sleep!
Back To School Shopping
Getting Tired Of Summer
Believe In Yourself
Benjamin Plays The Crew Yet Again
No One Likes Me
Thinking About Jeffrey
Forgetfulness In A Chokehold
Beating Up The Thug That Scared Me
2020 Gets Scared Of A Thunderstorm
Voices Beat It!
Eat Your Own Lunch!
Allie In The Casket
He Is One Cool Dude
My Magic Wand Came In Handy
Lost My Inhaler
2020 Gets Blocked On Facebook
Strawberry Cupcakes Yum!
Preparing For The Storm
Really Now? This Is Just Silly!
Benjamin Get Ready For Your Next Punishment
Benjamin Gets Hand Eaten By The Crocodile From Peter Pan
Making Forgetfulness Drink Hot Water
Author's Note
Benjamin Eating Tuna Much To His Chagrin
Benjamin Does 100 Push Ups
2020 Wants To Write?
Melissa Can Fly
Why Would We Ignore Will?
Teaching The Alligator A Lesson
Forgetfulness In The Casket
Sick With Asthma
A Taste Of Autumn
Benjamin Tries To Tame A Lion
Playing Cards
Benjamin Trapped In An Elevator
Who Doesn't Love White Kit Kats?
Forgetfulness Starts Driver's Ed Next Week
Playing Pool
Forgetfulness In Russia
Ending This Book Soon
Benjamin Is Such A Liar
Benjamin Locked Out In A Thunderstorm
Benjamin Falls Through A Trap Door On Jeopardy
Forgetfulness Practices Driving In A Thunderstorm
Benjamin Banned From North Carolina
Clean Your Room!
Crying Prank
Emma On Wheel Of Fortune
Leave My Girl Alone
Cake With Strawberry Frosting
Benjamin Trapped In A Box
2020 Beware!
Covid-19 Takes A Great Beating
Going Back To School Soon
A Snobby Girl
Forgetfulness Is A Dummy
What My Inner Critic Is Saying
Joel Has A Pizza Party
Benjamin Wants To Work At 5 Guys
Reminder
All About Benjamin
Could My Stories Become Movies?
Melissa Has A Twin Sister
Feeding The Pigeons
Throwing Eggs At Someone's House
That's All Folks!

Forgetfulness Didn't Get His Milkshake

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By Thewritestuff651

At Burger King.....

Forgetfulness: I would like two Whoppers, and a large vanilla milkshake.

BK Employee: *bored* Uh huh. $7.99, please.

Forgetfulness: *pays*

BK Employee: Here is your food.

Forgetfulness: I didn't get my milkshake.

BK Employee: It's in the bag, sir.

Forgetfulness: No, it's not.

BK Employee: Sir, I put your milkshake in the bag.

Forgetfulness: No, you didn't! I want my vanilla milkshake!

BK Employee: Sir, I already told you! Your milkshake is in the bag! I have other customers to serve!

Forgetfulness: Is this supposed to be a joke? Give me my milkshake!

Dana: F, come on! Just go! You already got your shake!

Forgetfulness: Dana, he didn't give me my milkshake!

BK Employee: It's an imaginary vanilla milkshake, sir!

Forgetfulness: I want a real one!

BK Employee: You already got your milkshake! Go!

Dana: F, come on! He gave you your imaginary vanilla milkshake! We have to go!

Forgetfulness: I can't believe this! *storms out of Burger King with his food and imaginary milkshake*

Dana: *sighs exasperated* He knows I have to be somewhere soon. *leaves BK*



This story was written on Friday, August 21st, 2020.

A/N Forgetfulness, he gave you your imaginary vanilla milkshake! Jeez! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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