Issei hyoudou
Title:the almighty dick wizard.(Effect:
Skill effect increase by 1,000,000,000,000% (off)
Infinite mana
Skills no longer had cooldown
Skills drawback no longer exist(off).)
Lvl-530
Race:human
Hp:10,000
Mp:109,525 (68466) [∞]
Stat
Strg:500 +(200%)=1000
Dex:250>
Vit:180> +(120%)=396
Int:1000>
Wis:1000>
Luk:200
Point:1085
Affinity
Wind:1000
Water:1000
Earth:1000
Fire:1000
¥:100,000,000,000,000,000
A/n:just incase for those who forget he can turn tittle passive effect on and off whenever he want.
Man the 7 seven years worth of fighting gugalana really give me a masive level up. I wonder why should i do today?
Issei:haaaaaa.
I just lay down on my bed doing nothing since im brain dead. My parents got a big house thanks to sona mom and dad. And i leave the house telling them im going to collage. Which well im clearly not. Anyway, here a little fun fact about my house which is a castle. My land is huge its like have 4 mountians next to each other in a square. My castle is in the middle. It is humongous, this castle have enough room for at least 2,500 people to live here.
10% room is as big as my house before it was renovated. Why not each room be that big you ask? Well not everyone like big room. This castle is in the middle of a forest that is now under my protection. So hunting in my property is completely illegal. Oh yeah if you wonder why my hp is 10,000 now, well can we just say im going very deep into potion making.
???:master issei.
I turn to see a short hair brunette has enter my room.
Issei:what is it sasha?
Sasha:a person goes by the name of sona sitri has made a request to meet you.
Issei:i see. Bring them to the living room and make the finest tea for our guest.
Sasha:yes sir.
She turn and leave my room. If you wonder who that is, its sasha one of the homunculus created by me to be a maid in this castle. In fact i made every single maids and butlers i had. But dont worry they know what they are from the moment they get out of their tubes. They were given identity by me and they live somewhat normal life that they enjoy, and yes im paying them for working as a servants.
Im paying my own creation to give them a normal work life.
Issei:whay did sona what right now?
I goes to the living room to see sona and the others is talking to one another. But the thing that get me kinda red was
Yang:soooo whos going to be the first wife?
Yup that the one.
Sona:me ofcourse.
Blake:and why is that?
Sona:im met him first.
Artoria:i met him the longest.
Gilgamesh C:he raised you your entire life so that doesnt count!
Gilgamesh: A:beside we all know he like me the best.
She said we a smirk.
Ruby:oh hell no he like me the most since im the cutest!
Weiss:sorry ruby but i think he rather have someone with class be his first wife.
Yang:yeah if you remember him you know he didnt give a damn about people status.
Morgan:i will be his first wife and you all cant take that from me!
They were arguing while morderd and tier just sitting down while drinking soda.
Mordred:i wonder how many step-mom i would had in the future?
Tier:me too.
Before it became a fight i appear.
Issei:hey did i miss something?
All of them:nope.
Mordred:no you miss them fighting. Ow!!
She got hit by yang.
Issei:what were they fight for?
I ask knowing the answer.
Mordred:they were-
Issei:yang let mordred speak.
Yang:sorry.
I stop yang from preventing mordred to speak.
Mordred:they were fight about who get to be your first wife dad.
Issei:ohhh i see.
I stand there doing nothing.
Ruby:soooo who is the first one?
Ruby ask me.
Issei:i be perfectly honest i dont know.
Sona:how?
Issei:well i love you all equally and all of you going to be my wife someday provided i dont die. So the thought of who's being my first wife had never cross my mind.
Morgan:i see.
Artoria:how about this?
Issei:what?
Artoria:we just let issei decide who be his first wife and the others just let if be if its isnt them.
Yang:why?
Artoria:if he said he love us equally there no need to try to get most of his love. There no reason to compete.
They all agree with that idea.
Issei:anyway sona why are you here for? Requesting for a meeting no less.
Sona:cant i just met my fiancee?
Issei:you always just teleport in my room so there since i let you be the only one that can teleport in and out of here no problem.
Sona:yeah i got a favor to ask you issei and the barrier around this place is neat. It doesnt keep anyone out but prevent people to telepot in and out of here.
Issei:well then. Lets get to it.
Sasha come into the room with a food trolly and bringing us the tea and some sweets. We all sit down at the table and have cup of tea with some sweet. Ruby look kinda sad so i give her a plate of cookies.
Ruby:yay!
She start munching on the cookies i give her. It was pretty cute.
Fou:fou.
Issei:here you go.
I give fou a bit of sweets and he eat it with a happy face.
Issei:now sona what is this favor?
Sona:well since you train rias peerage to fight. I thought it be fair if you train mine as well.
She said while flushters.
Issei:this is a scheme just so you could spend more time with me isnt it.
Sona:no..... yes it is.
Issei:its not nice to try and lie you know?
Sona:i havent seen you in 2 days!! I miss you already.
Issei:never thought you a clingy one. Still adorable though.
She blush harder.
Issei:oh yeah almost forgot. Mordred.
Mordred:yes father?
Mordred said still eating sweets.
Issei:how is you day at kuoh?
Mordred:it was great!! I met this girl namr murayama and katase and fight them in kendo!!
She said in pure excitement.
Mordred:dont worry i hold back like you told me so they not injured.
Issei:good girl.
I pet her head.
Mordred:then i join the club and made some friends.
I pet her even more.
Issei:good to see your having fun at kuoh.
Mordred cooed when i pat her head. So now i got to train sona peerage. This will be fun. I said as i smile inside my mind.
Sona:i heard what training you give to rias peerage and i want you to give it to is but worse.
Issei:*evil smile* ok.
The others:oh ooo.
The wizard of dxd.
The day arrive and i wait at the train station for rias with sona and the other sincr rias let us ride the train to the underworld with them.
Issei:why couldnt i just teleport there?
Sona:because you havent beem there before.
Issei:why dont you teleport there?
Sona;to give saji a demostration oh how a devil enter the underworld without teleportation.
Issei:i see.
Artoria:do i have to hide my-
Issei:yes it might be problamatic since it did posses quite a lot of holy energy.
She then put her excalibur in a pocket dimension.
Sona:still cant believe you made excalibur as a noble phantasm.
Issei:im a great man.
Gilgamesh A:sure he is.
Issei:hmhmhmhm.
We waited for quite a while and rias and her peerage appear.
Rias:sorry we're late!
Sona:no its fine.
Rias:just to let you know its akeno faults.
Akeno:hey.
Issei:is she trying to find the most kinky bondage collar?
Murayama:yes.
Issei:welp its akeno what can you do about it.
Akeno:at least someone understand me.
Rias:anyway issei who are they?
She point at my harem new member.
Issei:well i give explanation later.
Rias:ok.
I look and see that koneko look kinda sad.
Issei:koneko, something wrong?
Koneko:nothing wrong. Im fine.
She doesnt want to talk about it. I guess i have to drop it for now.
Issei:soooo when the train gonna arrive?
Sona:in 5 minutes if we on schedules.
Issei:ok let wait... whos she?
I point at a girl with pointy ear.
Kiba:issei.
Issei:yes?
Kiba:thats a he.
Issei:ohhhhhh. Whos he?
Rias:this is gasper one of my bishop.
Gasper:h-h-hi.
Issei:im issei hyoudou. Nice to meet you.
I held out my hand and he hide behind rias.
Rias:he's shy.
Issei:i see.
We stand a wait for a few minutes then the train arrive. We got on and me and sone when of a different part of the train. When we got there we all sit down and just do what every one do on in a train. Wait.
The wizard of dxd.
Issei:i win again.
Tsubaki:how did you always win?
Issei:tactics and plan.
Tsubaki:tch.
Saji:hey issei can you hand me some soda?
Issei:sure.
I grab a can and toss it to him.
Saji:thanks.
He wait for a minute or two and open the can. We all doing our own stuff right now. Mordred is playing video game with the SC, artoria is just busy with the snacks i made, morgan is hugging, both gilgamesh is shining up their stuff, tier is acting as my seat and team rwby is playing d&d.
Sona:tsubaki, saji let go and talk to rias.
Tsubaki and saji:yes ma'am
They got up and walk to wherr tias is.
Issei:i wonder how should i train all of you.
Ruruka:you will go as harsh as you train rias peerage right?
Issei:ofcourse dont worry about that.
We sit while doing nothing.
Issei:welp that it im roaming around.
I stand up anf walk to a different direction sona go. When i go the next cart the people there start giving me an eye. No a nasty on but a amaze one. I kept walking until.
???:hey issei. How are you doing?
I turn around to see azazel.
Issei:ayyyy what up?
Azazel:good. Anyway why are you here?
Issei:training sona peerage. You?
Azazel:rias peerage.
Issei:i see. If you want a tip its call dont go easy on them.
Azazel:i will dont worry. Anyway care for a drink?
Issei:sure.
We walk to a seat and he pull out a wiskey bottle and a wiskey glass.
Azazel:i hope you can handle wiskey.
Issei:dont worry i have drink a lot of beer to know how alcohol taste like.
Azazel:how?
Issei:well.
We talk for a while and i explain my situation with both artoria and gilgamesh.
Azazel:*sip* so let me get this straight the ruler of britain and uruk was a woman.
Issei:*sip* yeah.
Azazel:and you wete both merlin and enkidu.
Issei:yeah.
Azazel;man i really wish i was that old so i could see you do all that.*sip*
Issei:you can dream*sip*
We kept drinking until we got no more wiskey.
Issei:well this suck. But hey i got this.
I pull out a bottle of wine from my inventory.
Azazel:what is it?
Issei:100,000 years old magical wine.
Azazel:how does a wine get that old?
Issei:well during the process of making it i put some magic that wont let it expired instead with each passing year the taste gets better. And i use time magic to accelerate the process.
Azazel:sweet.
Issei:but it will expire after a week when we open it.
Azazel:just like regular wine.
Issei:here.
I give him a wine glass and pour it in for the both of us.
Issei and azazel:cheers!
We hit our glass together and took a sip of the wine.
Azazel:oh my god this is the best wine i ever taste!!
Issei:i know right!!
Azazel:can i have a couple of bottles?
Issei:sure.
I give hin 50 bottles.
Azazel:are you sure you want to give this much?
Issei:dont worry i can make more and it is really easy to make. At least for me that is.
Azazel:ma man.*sip*
Issei:*giggle* *sip*.
We kept drinking the wine until the bottle was empty.
Azazel:man that was great thanks for the wine issei or should i call you merlin?
Issei:issei's fine.
Azazel:yeah thanks i hope we can have drink like this from time to time.
He just teleport all the wine bottles away.
Issei:what are you planing to do for their training?
Azazel:well im going to stop the train and throw them to fight a dragon and laugh in the inside.
Issei:huh. I should probably do that sometimes.
Azazel:just make sure you already got bullshit excuse to make them forgive you.
Issei:i will.
He then leave to the train conducter cart. I stand up and walk to where the others were. On my way there the train suddenly stop and i trip and fell.
Issei:ow.
I get up, dust myself goes to the others. Then i saw sona,tsubaki and saji walking there at the opposite direction from me.
Saji:hey! issei where did you go!?
Issei:i was walking around!
Saji:ok!
I got back to my seat also known as tiers lap and sit down.
Sona:i hope you arent bored by the ride issei.
Issei:i was.
Sona:well i guess that one is your problem.
Issei:cheeky huh.
Sona giggle and kiss me. She then taste her lips.
Sona:did you drink wine?
Issei:with azazel yes.
Gilgamesh A:do you got-
I just give her a bottle of my brand wheat beer and she happily drink it.
Gilgamesh C:how about-
I give her one.
Gilgamesh C:yay!
She drink it happily as well.
Saji:is the beer that good?
Issei:made from me yes.
Saji:i know im a minor but..... can i have some wine?
Issei:sure. But do devils got drunk?
Sona:depend of the level of alcohol.
Yang:i want some.
Wiess:yeah havent drink stuff like that in ages.
Blake:meh i guess i have some.
Ruby:is it sweet?
Issei:yes.
Ruby:ok i want some.
Artoria:i must admit i do miss the wine merlin made.
Issei:you better.
Mordred:can please have some too?
Issei:sure my daugther.
Mordred:yay!
I give everyone a glass and pour my 100 thousand years old magic wine in the glass. They took a sip and well we had some fun time with the alcohol in the train. That result in almost everyone got drunk but i just remove the drunkness off them with magic.