ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛꜱ
ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ ʜᴀꜱ ᴊᴏɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ
[RollingThunder]
Who?
who dat is?
[Author]
HEY HOES!!
shit, this is the wrong book-
Y'all don't know who I am...
[Great King]
Shit.
[Author]
NVM I KNOW HIMMM
KAWA-KUN!!
[Great King]
Kai-chan...
[Author]
Actually, I know all of you but only Kawa knows me.
so...
who is you?
[Author]
SO basically
you guys are in a book and I'm the one writing it :)
don't think to hard about it, I'll just write that you completely understand anyway.
[RollingThunder]
I-
[Author]
I said not to think too hard about it, it'll hurt your brain.
If you even have one, Noya.
I'm the one that made you just conveniently meet BTS
ohhhh
I did think that was odd
[Author]
Anyway!
You guys got me 1k reads with like 5 chapters
so you KNOW I had to come thank you.
[Great King]
Cool, cool
Why're you ACTUALLY here.
[Author]
Why're you being mean to me :(
[Great King]
We had a really great story of us
THEN YOU DELETE IT AND MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT
[Author]
Bruh chilll
it wasn't even that good.
[Great King]
Ion care
I thought it was good.
[Author]
I care.
I liked it but I wanted to start new stuff
I might make you an Xreader to make it up for you.
[RollingThunder]
Chile
anyways
so
that's cool
[Author]
Yeah, and Ima show up alot more so you best get used to it
[Sugamama]
As long as you don't disrupt their practices :)
[Author]
I'm not even in the same universe as you guys so don't even worry bout it
[Great Cat]
Oh hi there
[Great Owl]
HEY HEY HEYYY!!
[Author]
Yo, any of you know the entire choreo and lyrics to Otsukare?
OTSUKAREEEE
[RollingThunder]
SAMA DESHITA
[Author]
Is that a yes?
OBVIOUSLY
[Author]
What about...
A TO THE G TO THE U TO THE STD
[Nice Kill Tanaka]
A TO THE G TO THE U TO THE STD
[RollingThunder]
IM D BOY
BCUZ IM FROM THE D
[Great Cat]
IM A FREAK LUNATIC ON THE BEAT
[Great Owl]
SENDING LISTENERS TO HONG KONG
[Great Virgin]
MY TONGUE TECHNOLOGY
[Author]
Ew
I wanted to finish it
fuck you, Yuji
ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴀɴɴᴇᴅ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴠɪʀɢɪɴ
ʀᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ: ꜱᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇɴᴇʀꜱ ᴛᴏ ʜᴏɴɢ ᴋᴏɴɢ, ᴍʏ ᴛᴏɴɢᴜᴇ ᴛᴇᴄʜɴᴏʟᴏɢʏʏʏ
[Author]
Now that that's gone
well, he'll be back after I leave but anyway
I'm sick asf rn and I might just go watch BTS fmvs and TikTok
lmao m e
[RollingThunder]
Lmao
you do that
[Nice Kill Tanaka]
Im gonna blast Agust D now
[Author]
I would if my dad wasn't home...
ANYWAY
STREAM DYNAMITE TMRWWW
STREAM DYNAMITE!!
[Author]
I PURPLE YOU GUYS!!
Yes, you too, Reader
Thank you for being here.
If you haven't heard it today or lately
I love you!
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ yee yee im outtie bois and gorls ♥
Thank you for 1k!!