home isnt a place its a feeling
a talk between two friends:
friend1: ive hatched a plan
friend1:we put up posters of me that say MISSING $500 REWARD
friend2:right
friend1:then i HIDE BUT i tell YOU where im hiding
friend2:ok
friend1: THEN you come and "find"me
friend1:AND WE CLAIM THE REWARD
friend2:youre an idiot!
another conversation:
student1:how was the test?
student2:it was easy but question 5 confused me
student1:what was question five?
student2:question 5 asked you for the past tense of 'i think' so i thought and thought for about 3 minutes and ended up writing ' i thinked'
boy:knock knock!
girl:whos there?
boy:marry
girl:marry, who?
boy:marry me
peson1:i want to go watch a movie on sunday are you free?
person2:damn right im free this is america!