Niall: I need you to punch me in the face. Please! Right now!
Louis: What? I'm not doing that! You're too cute!
Niall: Please! It's important
Louis: *raises his fist like he actually might do it before pulling his hand back* I'm sorry, I can't do it
Zayn: *hands Niall 5 pounds*
Louis: *looks confused*
Niall: I bet Zayn that even if I gave you a wide opportunity to punch me in the face you wouldn't take it. I got the satisfaction of confusing you, beating Zayn, and winning 5 pounds all at once! Plus I didn't get punched in the face