November 19 Monday 5:12 am
Nico's phone
555-296-5390:
Hey! I just got a phone and Percy gave me your number so I could check up on you! 😄
Nico:
And you are?
555-296-5390:
Oh sorry 😅 I'm Will Solace! I was the doctor assigned to check you out after the whole Athena ordeal
Nico:
Oh yeah I remember
Nico changed 555-296-5390 to Hopefully Gay
Hopefully Gay:
Thanks?
Nico:
Wait can you see that?
Hopefully Gay:
Yup
Hopefully Gay:
Hello?
Hopefully Gay:
Uh Nico?
Will's phone
Percy:
Nico just looked at his phone and passed out was that you?
Will:
It was kind of his own fault
Percy:
Lol what happened?
Will:
Percy:
...are you?
Will:
Will yeah
Percy:
Do you like Nico?
Will:
I can't date my patient!
Percy:
Oh forbidden love 😢
Percy:
Good thing that's not a rule at camp
Will:
It's still unprofessional
Percy:
Fine then wait til he's not your patient but remember Nico's hot guys will be begging to go out with him
Will:
...Are you straight?
Percy:
🙄
Will:
😂
Will:
You didn't answer the question!
Percy:
I love Annabeth
Will:
Oh gods you're bi or something aren't you!
Percy:
I never said that!
Will:
But you won't say you're heterosexual!
Percy:
Look Nico's like a little brother to me I don't feel that way about him
Will:
Okay but I'll be waiting for you to come out of the closet
Percy:
Please go ask Nico out and leave me alone
Will:
Fine but only cuz you're right about him being hot as hell
Nico's phone
Hopefully Gay:
Hey could you change my name to gay as fuck?
Nico:
Uh yeah
Nico changed Hopefully Gay's name to gay as fuck
Will changed Nico's name to Will go out with me?
Percy's phone
Percy:
Stop making Nico pass out!
November 27 Tuesday 5:24 pm
Percy's phone
Tony:
Did you die?
Percy:
What no
Percy:
Why?
Tony:
You haven't texted me in forever
Percy:
...you're the one who doesn't have a life
Tony:
I have a life I saved the world!
Percy:
Dude I saved the world when I was like 12 it's not that hard
Peter:
Wait you're a super hero too!
Percy:
... are we on the group chat?
Tony:
Apparently
Natasha:
Who are you?
Percy:
Percy
Natasha:
I was talking about the saving the world thing
Percy:
Oh well I technically saved the world but really I was just keeping my uncle from throwing a tantrum
Clint:
That's not saving the world
Annabeth:
Yeah Percy you didn't save the world
Percy:
Good point
Natasha:
Okay now you're lying
Percy:
I'm offended you would accuse me of that!
Natasha:
I can read people you're lying
Percy:
We're texting the only thing you're reading is my message
Natasha:
You're so bad I don't need anything else
Percy:
Okay so then how did I save the world?
Natasha:
You tell me you're the one who said it
Percy:
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST TONY
Peter:
So tony knows what you're talking about?
Percy:
Cult members only
Thor:
I am a member of the cult!
Peter:
THOR DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A CULT WAS AND HE GOT IN
Tony:
Peter's to innocent to join
Clint:
Okay what do you guys do in this cult!
Peter:
How do I join?
Tony:
Peter stop it
Percy:
You need to be approved
Tony:
Don't. You. Dare
Peter:
How do I get approved?!
Tony:
Am I invisible!?
Percy:
Okay look the "cult" is actually really serious it took months for Tony just to convince me to ask the other if he can join so none of you are getting in sorry
Peter:
So I need to annoy you for a couple mouths?
Peter:
Cuz I can totally do that!
Percy:
...I like the way you think but no
Leo:
That is exactly what tony did though
Clint:
How did Thor get in you barely know him?
Percy:
Thor's a special case
Clint:
Is it because he's a gods?!
Clint:
Because that is totally unfair!
Percy:
Life's unfair
Clint:
😑
November 20 Sunday 5:03 pm
Leo changed name of Half-bloods with phones to People with shitty parents
Group chat: people with shitty parents
Percy:
Hey!
Percy:
My moms awesome
Leo:
Yeah but people with one really shitty parent and one awesome parent didn't have the same ring to it
Percy:
True
Annabeth:
You're both idiots
Percy:
Love you to
Annabeth:
*too
Percy:
I take it back
Annabeth:
🙄
Leo:
I'm here too
Percy:
They need to make an Emoji that's sticking their tongue out
Annabeth:
They have this one 😛
Percy:
But that one smiling I want one that doing it in an annoyed way
Leo:
I'm still here
Annabeth:
So like a five year old does?
Percy:
No like a Percy does
Annabeth:
So a five year old
Leo:
Hi
Annabeth:
Styx where are you?!
Leo:
Don't worry I'm fine I just wanted to be included
Percy:
🤦🏻♂️
Percy:
Is Nico on here?
Leo:
Nico has a phone?
Percy:
Yeah he got it a couple years back but hardly uses it
Leo:
Oh what his number?
Percy:
555-382-8815
Leo added 555-382-8815 to people with shitty parents
Leo:
Hey Nico!
Percy:
Nico!
Leo:
NICO
Percy:
NICO
Leo:
NICO
Leo:
NICO
Percy:
NICO
Leo:
NICO
Percy:
NICO
Leo:
NICO
Percy:
NICO
Leo:
NICO
Leo:
NICO
Percy:
NICO
Percy:
Let's spam him on Chaos so we can get everyone to do it
Leo:
😈😈😈
Annabeth:
Again you're both idiots
Group chat: Chaos
Percy:
Hello everyone!
Leo:
We have a very important announcement
Percy:
Our friend Nico has been on this chat since the beginning but has not texted once
Leo:
So how are we going to get him to text you ask?
Percy:
Why spam of course
Leo:
So please all who see this message join us in spamming Nico
Annabeth:
They just spent 15 minutes rehearsing that
Percy:
Annabeth!!!
Peter:
SPAM!
Clint:
MORE SPAM
Tony:
WITH A SIDE OF SPAM
Ned:
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!!!
Peter:
SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAMMMMMM
Clint:
Steve wants to know what spam is
Clint:
Also SPAM
Percy:
NICO!!!!!
Percy:
👻🤴🏻
Tony:
What does that mean?
Percy:
Ghost King
Ned:
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
Percy:
SPAM
Peter:
SPIDER SPAM!!!!!!
Annabeth:
DEATH TO ALL SPIDERS!!!!!
Peter:
Mr. Stark!!!
Peter:
I'm scared
Percy:
You should be
Leo:
MORE SPAMMING LESS TALKING
Annabeth:
You guys know Nico probably keeps his phone on silent right?
Percy:
No no we did not
Percy:
Why didn't you tell us?!
Annabeth:
I thought you would think about the fact that he hadn't responded to any of our conversation even when they're long and to him that would just be constant dings
Percy:
Oh
Annabeth:
Yeah
Group chat: people with really shitty parents
Percy:
Well dam
Annabeth:
*damn
Percy:
No dam
Annabeth:
Percy you're saying dam like hey look at that dam over there when it should be damn like damn this school is awesome
Percy:
*sucks
Percy:
Also I know
Annabeth:
Damn this school is sucks doesn't make sense
Annabeth:
Also I don't think you understand what I'm saying
Percy:
I need Thalia and Grover on here they understand me
Annabeth:
What are you talking about?
Percy:
You know Thalia and Grover are friends
Annabeth:
*Our
Leo:
Yea are friends our petty awsome your really good at grammar will I half to go sea yo later
Annabeth:
Thanks see you later
Percy:
What the frick
Annabeth:
What?
Percy:
Don't act like you didn't notice you notice everything
Annabeth:
😈
Percy:
😩
November 25 Sunday 11:01 pm
Annabeth:
*our
Annabeth:
*are
Annabeth:
*Pretty
Annabeth:
*Awesome
Annabeth:
*You're
Annabeth:
*well
Annabeth:
*have
Percy:
What?
Annabeth:
I've been trying to resist correcting he's text but I couldn't sleep
Leo:
*his
Percy:
🤣🤣🤣
Annabeth:
It auto corrected!!!
Percy:
Sure it did
Annabeth:
How long do you think it will take anyone to notice if you guys didn't show up to breakfast
Percy:
Everyone so focused on eating I don't think they ever would
Leo:
What he means by that is that everyone would notice right away and come search for us and never forgive anyone who hurt us right Percy
Percy:
Oh! Yeah right our murderer would be in big trouble
Annabeth:
Don't worry I know how to hide a body 😄
Percy:
Oh schist
Leo:
Schist indeed
And no one ever saw Percy or Leo again The End
JK there's still one more chapter 😋