Before I begin I want to point this out
AGAIN! NEVER GOT A RANKING THIS HIGH! LET'S SEE IF WE GET THIS THING TO #1!
Freddy: **gives a dollar to a homeless guy**
Homeless Guy: Hey, thanks!
[They start talking]
[Thirty seconds later]
Homeless Guy: I'll give you a dollar to go away.
Also, if you haven't noticed yet, I have a book of Slasher headcanons that I suggest you check out because these quotes are based on that.