Part 5 of 5 updates
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Bold – Nick
Italics – Alexandre
Nick
You've got to stop spamming my DMs and texts with pictures of babies
I'm starting to get ads for pregnancy apps since our texts for the past month have been you sending me pictures of babies and calling them cute
Sent at 4:09 PM
That's because they *are* cute
You know what?
Now that I think about it
You also complained when I spammed you with pictures of food
Sent at 4:13 PM
That's nothing compared to this, mon amour
You did that for a week before you lost interest
It's been over a month
Sent at 4:13 PM
You don't love me :(
Sent at 4:14 PM
Your nickname wouldn't be 'mon amour' if I didn't
Why are there even instagram pages that post pictures of babies?
That's just creepy.
Sent at 4:14 PM
IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE CUTE, ANDRE!
You have no appreciation for adorability
Sent at 4:15 PM
I don't think thats a word
Also I appreciate a cute baby when I see one
Cece was (and still is) adorable
Sent at 4:15 PM
Yeah, that's why I tried to take her away
Sent at 4:15 PM
Kidnap her*
Anyways, I appreciate them
I just have no interest in them, mon amour
Sent at 4:16 PM
It's okay, they'll grow on you
Seen at 4:16 PM