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"ᴀʜᴊᴜssʜɪ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍʏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀs ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴏʏs." "ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ɪɴ ᴀ ʙᴏʏ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ?" "ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏ... Více

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𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙻𝙾𝙶𝚄𝙴
𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚂𝙺𝚈
𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿𝚂 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙱𝙴𝚁𝚂
𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚊 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚈𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚗
𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝙸) 𝚃𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚝!!
𝚅𝚒𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝙳𝙸𝚂𝚂 𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘!
𝙸𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿𝚂 𝙾𝚄𝚃𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴 𝙱𝚃𝚂
𝙸) 𝙶𝚁𝙾𝚄𝙿 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚃
𝙸𝙸𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝙸) 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚀𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜
𝙸𝙸) 𝚃𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚝!!
𝙸𝚅) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚁𝚞𝚗 𝙱𝚃𝚂 𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚍𝚎 11
𝙸𝙸) 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚚𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜
𝙸) 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙳𝙰
𝚅) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝
𝚅𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝙸𝙸) 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙳𝙰
𝙸𝙸𝙸) 𝚃𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚝
𝙸𝙸) 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝
𝚅𝙸𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚅𝙸𝙸𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝙸𝚇) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚇) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
❣︵𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝚃𝚆𝙴𝙴𝚃 𝙰𝙻𝙴𝚁𝚃︵❣
𝙸) 𝚂𝙺𝚈'𝚜 𝙸𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚚𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜
𝙸𝙸𝙸) 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚀𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜
𝚇𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
❣︵𝚂𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚓𝚘𝚘𝚗︵❣
2 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 4 𝚜𝚔𝚘𝚘𝚕: 𝙽𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖
𝚇𝙸𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
❣︵𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚞𝚕 𝙳𝚊𝚢︵❣
𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚏𝚏 𝙰𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚂𝙺𝚈
❣︵𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝙹𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚗 𝙳𝚊𝚢︵❣
𝚇𝙸𝙸𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝙸𝙸𝙸) 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙳𝙰
𝚇𝙸𝚅) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚇𝚅) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚇𝚅𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚇𝚅𝙸𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚇𝚅𝙸𝙸𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
❣︵𝙹𝙸𝙽 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕︵❣
❣︵𝚃𝚊𝚎𝚑𝚢𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚊𝚢︵❣
𝚇𝙸𝚇) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚇𝚇) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚇𝚇𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
❣︵𝙷𝚘𝚋𝚒 𝙳𝚊𝚢︵❣
𝙸𝚅) 𝚃𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚝!!
𝙸𝚅) 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚀𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜
❣︵𝚃𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚈𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚒 𝙳𝚊𝚢︵❣
𝚇𝚇𝙸𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝙸𝚅) 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙳𝙰
𝚇𝚇𝙸𝙸𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚇𝚇𝙸𝚅) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚅) 𝚃𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚝!!
𝚇𝚇𝚅) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚇𝚇𝚅𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚇𝚇𝚅𝙸𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚇𝚇𝚅𝙸𝙸𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚇𝚇𝙸𝚇) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝟸 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝟺 𝚜𝚔𝚘𝚘𝚕: 𝚆𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚏 𝙿𝚃 𝟸
𝚇𝚇𝚇) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚅) 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚀𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜
𝚇𝚇𝚇𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚇𝚇𝚇𝙸𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚂𝙺𝚈'𝚜 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎
𝚅) 𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙳𝙰
𝚇𝚇𝚇𝙸𝙸𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚇𝚇𝚇𝙸𝚅) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚇𝚇𝚇𝚅) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚇𝚇𝚇𝚅𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝚅𝙸) 𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚀𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜
𝙸𝙸) 𝚂𝙺𝚈'𝚜 𝙸𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚀𝚞𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜
𝚇𝚇𝚇𝚅𝙸𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝙸𝚅) 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝
𝚇𝚇𝚇𝚅𝙸𝙸𝙸) 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚐𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚊𝚢𝚜
𝙼𝚎, 𝙼𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝙺𝚈

𝙸𝙸𝙸) 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝

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∆Part 3∆
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GROUP NAME:- Girls are 'Hoe't

Members name:

Lisa: bada bing bada boom
Jihyo: JiHoe
Jiwoo: Jeon joker
Haneul: Only queen
~Rosé (she will be added after sometime): sticky voice

___________________________________

Only queen
Guys guys and guys come online.

Bada bing bada boom
Woah there what happened?

JiHoe
Must be some useless tea

Only queen
Yah! JiHoe stfu I'm serious. Where is Jeon joker?

Jeon joker
Here I am.

Only queen
Great.

So the tea is, I'm writing a diss track and Ahjusshi allowed it. I'm literally screaminggggggggg GAAAHHHHHHH

JiHoe
You called us for this?

Only queen

Only queen
Bitch take that back. You don't know how much I wanted this project.

Your singer ass can't understand.

Bada bing bada boom
Aye that's ma girl!!!! You gotta write something really dope.

Jeon joker
I'm happy for you Hani.

Only queen


Only queen
See this JiHoe. This is love not like ya egghead.

JiHoe
I don't like being in this group y'all are rappers and I'm the only one singer.

I have to listen to your shit always.

Bada bing bada boom
Let's add chaeyoung can I add?

Only queen
Why asking bitch hit her up here.

Thai joker added Rosé in Girls are 'Hoe't

Rosé
Oh hey guys sup?

Jeon joker
Hi chaeyoung

JiHoe
Finally a singer pal. Hiiiii

Only queen
Let me change her name first.

Only queen changed nickname of Rosé to Sticky voice

Only queen
Better

Sticky voice
What the---

Why this name? Omg

Bada bing bada boom
She always keep our name like this and hers as only queen like wtfffff

JiHoe
She
Is
A
Hoe

Jeon joker
But it's cute hehehe

Only queen
Hoes I'm the queen that's why my name is only queen

Rosé changed nickname of Only queen as Meanie beanie

Meanie beanie
Wtffff chae change that back bitch.

Jeon joker
Chaeyoung change it as she will become a hyper bitch.

Sticky voice
But unnie - *sigh* fine.

Sticky voice changed nickname of Meanie beanie to Only queen

Only queen

Bada bing bada boom
Your memes aren't that funny girl

JiHoe
True but who will told her not me bruh 🤪

Sticky voice
But you guys just did-

Jeon joker
Oh boi-

Only queen
You just said what?

MEMES ARE LIFE MEMES ARE LOVE I LOVE MEMES THAT MUCH THAT I CAN HAVE SEX WITH MEMES (not that but) YEAHH I LOVE MEMES. IF YOU HATE MY MEMES THEN

JiHoe
She won't stop now

Only queen
I CAN'T BELV YOU GUYS ARE MY MF CHINGU. LETS BREAK UP OKAY U BISS I HATE Y'ALL. AINT GONN' TALK TO YOU BITCHES

Bada bing bada boom
Someone please do something 😟😟

Sticky voice
WHAT???

Jeon joker


Only queen


I AM NOT OKAY HOES!! JEON JUST ATTACKED ME WITH THIS HOT ASS PIC!! GAAAHHHHHHHHHHH CHOKE ME WOOBIN DADDY.

Sticky voice
😂😂 Omg this is the whole new Haneul I see.

Bada bing bada boom
Hahhahah my gawd she is crazy bitch for him.

Jeon joker
Told ya! Handling her is just a piece of cake.

JiHoe
But I got a really ugly pic of Woobin. xD


Jeon joker
I-

Why did you call him ugly?

Only queen

U are a ugly mf big ass face with ball eyes hoe. I'm gonna be cool as I'm enjoying both pics of my daddy so you better stfu.

Bada bing bada boom
Phewww we were this close.

Jeon joker
Ikr...

Sticky voice
This group is fun lmao I'm looking forward to it.

JiHoe
You are new that's why. Then this bitch will annoy the heck outta you.

Only queen
Shit! Gotta run guys Jin hyung heard me cussing while fangirling my daddy. So adios hoes.

JiHoe
😂😂

Serves you right idiot.

Jeon joker
Good luck queen. I pray you won't be dead xD

Only queen
I won't jeon and stfu

Bada bing bada boom
I can hear her screams lmaoo

Sticky voice
It's Jennie unnie who is screaming because she saw a rat.

Bada bing bada boom
Oh hahahhaha

Only queen
Sjkskkskskkanabsbsjjsjsjdb

Guys if I'm ded please tell police that he kidnapped me. I don't know him.

Bada bing bada boom
Wtf 😂😂😂

JiHoe
I think she got caught xD

Jeon joker
Try not to laugh challenge.

Sticky Voice
Lalisa I think we should run too. Because Jisoo unnie is looking furious and we didn't completed chores.

Bada bing bada boom
Shit run bitchhh.

Only queen
🙂🙂

Guess who got serious beatings. Call police this guy beats me.

Ajajsjjsksksjsjsjns

Oh gawd no I just hit the back of her head just once for cussing please I'm not likebsjskdkkdkff

Sorry this hyung took my phone.

Jeon joker
You witch really want to send them to jail xD

JiHoe
Where are Lisa and chae?

Only queen
Probably running from jisoo unnie XD

Shit this man have no patience. Gotta go lemme dashi run from this man.

Jeon joker
She is crazy

JiHoe
A major crazytard.

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A/n:-

A funny group chat between Haneul and her idol friends. I hope you laugh if it's funny lol. I'm so sorry I couldn't update struggling days series as my health is not good rn. This chapter was already in my drafts so please enjoy.

Please read my other books as well. If you wanna laugh then I should recommend you SWITCH-A-ROO book. Give this broke ass author some reads and votes  y'all XD XD XD.

Don't forget to vote and comment on this chapter. Thank you so much for 20k as well (": I love you all.


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