Tom:
The Umbrella Academy (a/n: idk why it just screams Tom to me)
"I feel like five and I are actually the same person."
"what? I mean, I see it, but why?"
"cause I'm constantly surrounded by idiots."
*Tom gets smacked in the face with a book by y/n*
- Tom M Riddle & y/n l/n
Regulus:
Brooklyn 99
"You remind me of literally every female cop in this show y/n."
"That's sweet."
"I'm not sweet. It's just they're all hot."
*y/n turns TV off and ignores Reg for the next 24 hours*
- Regulus A Black & y/n l/n
Narcissa:
Kath & Kim
"Look at moieee look at moieeee!"
"I am looking at you."
"I know..."
"...right."
*ice cream is thrown in y/n's face*
- Narcissa Black (mimicking Kath at some point) & y/n l/n
Sirius:
That 70's show
"I'm like Kelso."
"How so?"
"I'm a girl magnet."
*y/n shoves Sirius off of wherever they were sitting*
- Sirius O Black & y/n l/n