Pansy:
$hitt's Creek
"Alexis and David are actually the siblings I always wanted."
"Pans, i don't know if you want that..."
"But they OWN A TOWN!"
"Yeah, they're also broke."
- Pansy Parkinson & y/n l/n
Hermione:
Atypical
"The mums so fucking annoying!"
"Woah, Mione you never swear!"
"I know it's just she's soooo ANNOYING!"
"Okay calm down you're scaring me."
*hermione aggressively throws Bertie botts packet at the TV*
- Hermione J Granger & y/n l/n
Luna:
Nailed it!
"Y/n, maybe you should go on this."
"Luna, this show is for people who can't cook."
"I know, that's why you should."
"..."
- Luna Lovegood & y/n l/n
Harry:
The Windsor's
"I like that they've made a comedy of the Royal family."
"I wonder if the actual royals watch it..."
"I don't think they would y/n."
"But they apparently watch The Crown so they could..."
*both Harry and y/n stare off in deep thought*
- Harry J Potter & y/n l/n
Draco:
IT Crowd
"I like Denholm Reynholm."
"Why?"
"Cause, he has a big business...and I want it."
"Of course you do."
*y/n forces popcorn into Draco's mouth*
- Draco L Malfoy & y/n l/n
Cedric:
The casketeers
"Maybe I could work as a casketeer."
"Ced, you couldn't."
"Why not?"
"Cause, you have to handle dead bodies. You can't even handle a cobweb being in the room."
*cedric kisses y/n'a cheek*
"You know me so well."
- Cedric Diggory & y/n l/n